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Oh god yes..punish me, i've been a bery bad carebear pony?! :huh:

Monsters, rawr, scary, happened to friend, rawr more scary!

I hate to be "THAT" guy, but his parents are doing a damn fine job! If he is as he portrays on these forums, he better hug his mum and pa!

Just a quick correction, not all countries have such laws and leave it to the parents to decide. (for better or worse) Also He is 14, but an old soul for sure. Kid had me fooled as an older adult, i've been impressed by him.

When you work in industrial security and you begin to judge the "security" of a property in terms of Zombie chock points! When you ask the U.S. Customs rep. what is their evac plan in case of a zombie outbreak. and yes for your info there is one! But as a contractor I am screwed. :( When you troll the DayZ forums using the governments wifi and/or security kiosk

Ah a scotsman! Wait no booze in the pic I call photoshopped! ;)

Dont do it! He'll just buy pony pron and muffins!

She ever finds out I posted that I will be cut off or it will!

My wife likes to offer me oral pleasures while I play. :) I am one lucky fucker! Hmmm what's that moderator? No no you misunderstood... She says nice things to me while playing. That's my story and I am sticking to it!

The zombie was asking for a mountain dew. Since you killed the poor fellow, you are now cursed, and anyone you go near in game is also cursed. Here's what you'll need to do, goto Green Mountain at midnight... sacrifice a black goat and a virgin of Anglo decent. Good Luck to you!

The bizo-ah-hahaha! I çant even say it! M14 aim is sweetness, the Mk is boner inducing!

Whoa this is fascinating fact finding fair fellow! Your investigation in inaccuracies inside insidious play styles is insightful! Rocket's really rewarding the rude rustlers! HAX!

Above poster, I wish the pussies would stop crying for a nerf and learn to play! ffs you people love to cry over everything you suck at combating! Oh yes I mother fucking did! The AS 50 thermo is a hacked in weapon. But I do find it funny the amount of people crying over snipers and the thermal! Next LMG and the Noobtube M203 OMG OP!!

We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly 'round 'ere! Also rabbling is a cheap exploit as bad hacking! :(

Wtf no 100+! Guess I'll put the age that I stopped aging at.

When I finally find this mother flicking gun, I will dance a joyously jiggling jig, thrusting my flabby floundering flaps furiously in excitement! Woe to you oh earth and sea on the day I finally discover the elusive L85.

(edit) Damn stupid window phone, idfk how this happened!

Give me a suicide bomber koala Rocket plllaaaase!

109 must be true it's what my profile says!

IDK my first 5 minutes was spawned by AP, got shot,rescues, flown to the barracks, had a running battle, got shot again. Was fun! Not really the same "feel" as Chenarus though.

Yeah it seems more folks restarting servers every 3 to 4 hours enable more crash sites. More sites more of a chance to find them. I been trying to talk our sever admin to switch to every 12 hours. He keeps telling me it's about latency but i am skeptical. I seem to find them everytime i head into Stary or NWAF.

You know you could cut back on the vitriol abit. I was trying to have an honest discussion with you. There was no need to be a bitter jack hole! I was honestly curious on how you thought it should be fixed. And I don't disagree it would be a place to start. Although I really don't think it would be much different because you still are using a "magic loot fairy", with longer intervals. Although it does making farming loot harder and adds more risk. So I give you props there, As for that nonsense at the end of your post, I just won't take the bait. But instead of just spewing nonstop venom (like i said i know trolling is fun) maybe actually prove you have the intelligence you claim to. Instead of just insults use rational discourse from time to time. (I know hello pot I am kettle.) (Edit) You dick your post in Question to Rocket: Gun nerfing You did just that! Ugh you have to be difficult!

This made me chuckle. I think you might be on to something!

This makes me excited in the pants! I lead a sad sad little existence! :(

HIt it with a hammer!?