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Everything posted by [email protected]

  1. Given not because you demanded them, but I think I once dated your wife!
  2. Jeff without pants would have left you a bike with a sticky seat, be grateful! Also pretty funny
  3. If you use the forum search function, you can find a thread where people have printed big ass detailed maps. I'd do it for you but I am feeling lazy atm.
  4. I admit it Jack you made me laugh again! :lol:
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    AS50 TWS

    It depends, do you consider yourself a legit player, or someone who thinks they are the only important one in the game? Admins will ban you (server ban), people who kill you will think you are a script bitch, but if you don't care about how others see you, by all means keep it.
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Will Trade for a DMR

    What type LMG you got?
  7. What we need here is a sniper to camp the snipers camping the sniper who camp! Wait wtf did i just type!?
  8. Actually you are right Dallas. It doesn't help anyone to argue this shit anyway. Let's just hope this gets resolved quickly. My best wishes are with their families and them.
  9. Yea it sucks, I just slow down when I am approaching a town. Still isn't 100% safe to speed but I have less accidents.
  10. I was with ya until the games and internet was shit in the 90's! I disagree, the hardware sucked yes, but I miss free shit, privacy, and Alta vista!! (ok I don't miss Alta vista) Games had a different feel to them and I miss it. Not saying I hate the current games its just they aren't the same. (probably waxing nostalgia tho)
  11. ok fill me in? So Greece isn't looking at austerity? You are not needing more "loans" to cover the cost to run your government? Hmmm maybe its all alie then and you guys are just scamming the world! Brilliant! Yes it is true that laws are to be followed. But in most civilized countries you are not convicted as a spy/terrorist unless the proof is there. Otherwise every shmoe who takes a picture/video in an airport would be in prison. Sometimes people wander onto military bases by accident, should they face 20 years or be fined and released? (just an example) Now this trial will either prove your government was right, or wasted more money. (if by chance they are terrorist i will eat my words and apologize to you. I highly doubt i will have to.) As for missing my vacation dollars probably not! I don't care if they do or don't. Just know my money isn't supporting a government i feel is being rash is good enough for me. Edit oh and btw it has nothing to do with the game other then I heard it hear. This is about governments being dumbasses when it comes to terrorism. A suspicious government should be viewed with suspicion. You think I am critical of Greece, you should hear me rant about my own!
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Hiding bodies

    As a hero I do it for almost the same reason! :D
  13. On the 1st quote he meant your country must be revelant. On the 2nd. You are now known as a bankrupted country mooching off the IMF and the EU. What you used to be matters little. Ask the USA about that. Also 2 tourist being kidnapped and held for ransom is never justified. This is what your government is doing, and my family and I will never return on holiday to Grease. (yeah I spelt it wrong on purpose) Although I am sure your broke ass country will get there ransom after all.
  14. I love the DMR! Never go into a night server without it!
  15. Don't worry lil bear WarZ will be out soon enough for you to play.
  16. Achievement Unlocked Mean Green Ouch My Spleen. Drink a six pack of Mt.Dew on Green Mountain.
  17. Achievement Unlocked. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! You shot many round at nothing in the darkness.
  18. The admin of server 666 is kicking people for no reason, plus he hacks,restarted,called my mom a bad name! or Vehicle Hording? Where the cars aren't.
  19. I ain't affraid of no apocolypse! Me and mine are prepared. (Disclaimer) I wish!!
  20. Needs more options. I have a hero skin. I KoS Bandits, and shoot surviors who shoot at me. I would grief a griefer for fun! Trust me I would love nothing more then giving a true griefer a taste of their own medicine. (No I don't mean someone who KoS or shoots noobs. I mean the guy that does everything possible to ruin everyones play)
  21. Little known fact some zombies channel the power of Grayskull, and are capable of knocking you the fuck out with a glancing blow. At least that's what the spider on my ceiling keeps whispering to me.
  22. He is a forum mod. He doesn't have any sanity! Dubstep for lyfe yo! (dances a spaztastic rhythmically challenged jig)
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