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That was no mere rabbit my friend! Just be happy you didn't lose your head!

We wash up om shore because we we're bad hamsters in our past lives. That's where bad pets that are flushed end up!

If you still have the MK & rangefinder I have a svd and ammo (like 6 to 6 mags) to trade.

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I want to give a silly answer so badly but honestly... If i ever stumbled across the girl (just a zed child that looked water logged) from the movie the ring in game! I'd probably need to change my shorts.

You sir are genius... GENIUS!!

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ilongimerlsor You are so lucky i can't punch you thru the interwebz. OP Try updating your video card drivers. I am no computer pro but sounds to me as if your card isn't cut out to run DayZ. Again if i am totally off base sorry I only know enough to screw the goose!

Engine or rotor assembly?

Yeah as much as i love solo play, I have to say not loving this idea.

I'll give you both for the MK if you still have it! Sorry guys :P

As a Hero I KoS bandits, This is the first game where I ever tried to be a "good" guy. To tell you the truth it is hard as hell! You kind of have to put yourself into dangerous situations, so I'd say being a bandit is better.

Or you can go play another mod and wait for the stand alone. I've taken up running up to a Bambi and if they say "hello" or some other friendly gesture hand them some fat loot! If they attack me or run away, i throw tin cans at them.

In the words of Ron White "You can't fix stupid."

He said you wouldn't be banned. Whichis rightly so, since someone new wouldn't know. I think personally they should have a list of legit weapons and a warning on the load screen, then start banning after 1 warning.

Yes it is but since it is a legit weapon there is no possible way to determine that. Stop trying to justify the use of hacked weapons, it is a scum move. Sure if you didn't know it then that's one thing and I tend personally to understand that excuse. The use of a known hacked weapon is lame and you should be mocked and ridiculed for using one.

Rick I tip my hat in your general direction! Good show! As for the guy who was complaining about banning people with hacked weapons... Ha ha! (Done in the voice of Nelson)

"Those idiots there is no reason to fear Green Mountain at night! What was thaaauagh!?"

Honestly what ever I have ammo for! But love me some LMG action! But that being said I do usually have a sniper in my backpack.

Loving the new Sig Derpy! Eeew! The quack quack is he changed the word "fucker" in the title of the thread to "Ducker." Derp is I believe a reference to Mr. Derp from South Park, Also meaning stupid.

Wait? What!? Ah damn it! Now we like BattlEye!? What do I do with this effigy and pitchfork?

I could always pick a flame war with someone in here and force it closed. (eyes Fraggle, debates insulting his puny beans))

Why bother wasting time replying to people crying about peoples farewells? Ah shit! Now I am part of the problem... damn you! (shakes fist furiously)

This community is going to shit! ;)

Wut... you pick guns on how they look and not the damage!? :D Just effing with ya pie!