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    Forum Moderators - Forum for New Mod Types and Maps?

    I would most definitely be banned in short order. Alot off those get past me and when I wander in there my blood boils.
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    Glitches

    Scroll down to the 4th post and see for yourself. Now if I was nice I'd explain in excruciating detail what each answer means, but i am far from nice. Also if reading hurts your head youtube has alot of videos of Rocket and the future of DayZ. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/38476-the-one-line-questions-for-rocket-thread/page__st__300
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    Best Death Ever

    Funny stuff Cherno!
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    Stuck in the ocean

    Stay logged in and go watch a movie, after the movie come back and run from the shore + get gear.
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    Glitches

    Sigh! This is our community people. Please Lone just do a forum search and you will learn all sorts of interesting and fascinating facts about DayZ. Maybe you won't sound like a complete boob next time you make a comment.
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    Dayz free test?

    No. You can get arma 2 free, but you'd still need operation arrowhead to play DayZ. Honestly just wait until the stand alone is released in the next few months. (edit) Well if you have a friend with DayZ you could play his and see if you like it enough to buy Arma CO for the mod.
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    Shoot all un-armed bandits on sight.

    Camo dude is a bad ass mother... watch yo mouth! Ghillie guy is a sneeky snake son of a motherless goat! Camo dude is the type of guy who picks up 3 chicks at the bar 2 for him and 1 for you. Just because he can! Ghillie guy is the SOB that tells the girl you are talking to that you have herpes. Just because he s a douche! Camo dude will help an old lady cross the street. Ghillie guy will push her in front of a bus. Camo dude never tells your wife you went to the strip club. Ghillie guy sends her a picture of you getting a lap dance DAMN YOU GHILLIE GUY!
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    Traders and Traitors

    +1 Citizen X easy trade, top notch trader.
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    Are Choppers needed in DayZ?

    Jex and Zombie lets return to civility here. Trust me you don't want to travel the road I just returned from. I like both of you and don't think DayZ would benefit from either of you being silenced. We all have had our moments of ass hattery (yeah I made up that word hush!) We all sometimes are quick to post the first thought to pop off in our heads. (for better or worse) Maybe just take a second and chill out, and discuss it like the blood crazed killers... oops no not that! Rational people. Again respect both of ya and don't want to see ya get a suspension from the forums... It is a lonely hell there.
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    Intro i made for FRANKIEonPCin1080p episode 13 of DayZ

    Very cool kleutscher! I dig the intro, you got some talent there. Plus some beans for the Frankie video!
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    More gameplay options such as...

    This suggestion is bad and you should feel bad.
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    Are Choppers needed in DayZ?

    Let's wait and see what the stand alone brings. Last topic that asked for something that's not "balanced" got me riled to say the least. Unless I agree with the OP I'll be called a cheater, ignorant, or some such nonsense. So let's just wait and see what the stand alone brings to the table. I do agree they should be maintained, although it isn't like every flight would call for maintaince, so where do you draw the line. Jex I do think having the canopy of the forest hide things better is an excellent idea! I kind of wish we had 4 seasons and the challenges it would bring.
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    Mod to standalone over switch

    I'll be playing both, I am curious how the community will mod the mod!
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    Hero Nation - Good or bad idea?

    Although I love your idea, you might as well just start a squad and hunt them that way. As for the quote they do and have.
  15. Sos just do as I do, use tents as Geo caches. I have over 25 tents on 12 different servers. My squad also has a camp, but that server is pretty dead, so no real worries there. It does suck that jerks cheat just to ruin your hard earned camps. This is why i have so many, and none have much more then the basic supplies or parts in them. Also only "collect" 2 wheeled vechicles and you'll keep them abit longer. I do agree tho it sucks and sometimes feels pointless to make a camp. I do disagree about making them 100% secure tho. There has to be some chance it'll be robbed/destroyed. Hopefully the SA will have boobytraps we can use to secure it better.
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    Getting pulled over by the military

    lol funny stuff!
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    Remove NVG and TWS

    First of I am not your fucking mate. You are real clever making gay references, you got unresolved issues in your closet? I am not the one who wants my hand held and if the game is to hard need it fixed to fit my idea of what it should be. See the difference between you and me, i don't need a game to fit my old of ideal. I like the challenge of being out gunned, overwhelmed, and the risk of failure. Yes it is alpha of a mod btw, the stand alone will be alot different in the long run. Unlike you i seem to understand what is happening in the mod will be changed when it is turned over to the community. So quit being a prissy bitch and stfu! You want dayz to fit your ideal game get a private hive server and make your candyland shoots and ladders environment. Just because you think you know best doesn't make it so... Jackoff!
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    Remove NVG and TWS

    Well looking at the poll #'s i'd disagree. Plus this is nerd herding nothing less. But I've said all I needed to say, he will create the game he envisions. I will either play it or not, I won't come here whining about the the things I don't like. I will either learn to overcome them or leave quietly. Have a great day/night depending on where you live.
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    Remove NVG and TWS

    Then go play that! I really don't care I think whatever Rocket feels is best for DayZ is what I will use. And for that matter, if those weapons are removed you'll be back crying because everyone is using LMG's and it isn't fair/realistic/some excuse to claim it doesn't fit. I mean why do I have to reload when they are throwing 100's of rounds at you? Or the M203 with HE rounds blasting your entire squad. Go play WarZ or let Rocket create the game he wants. As for the L85 honestly to me it is trash, NVGs will need batteries in the stand alone. Quit griping and see what is to come and how that effects your lol balance.
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    Remove NVG and TWS

    sigh whatever. I am not gonna bother, you seem to be one of those players who needs you hand held. Ok I get it the big bad wolf is to scarey lets nerf it! You are the reason I think game developers should never be swayed/listen to the players when it comes to design. It is a vicious circle once the crybabies get there way. It is the first sign the game is done. Happens everytime tho. Someone makes a great game and the retarded masses want to change it.
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    Remove NVG and TWS

    Ok say they do, should they remove assault rifles, granades, LMG, the helicopters, vehicles? I mean it's not fair that you may have one and I don't. Do me a favor if you want a cookie cutter zombie game go play LFD2, and let Rocket & BIS create the game they want. Quit trying to pretend these polls, your suggestions, or our objections mean squat.
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    closed

    what are you wanting for a mk48 mod0 or both? ;)
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    Remove NVG and TWS

    Lol dupeusations nice! Considering I rage about the cheating bitches here all the time. But lol "i'm not putting myself at a disadvantage" is the battle cry of all those script bitches, dupers, and no honor cheaters. Also I don't have a L85 found one once gave it to our spotter. Lost my night vision like 2 weeks ago. But since I obviously dupe I chose not to wear um right? I currently rock a SAW or M203, also if I am running alone I rock a DMR. Good day sir.
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    Fatherheftysack

    Lmao winner!
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