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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I really like this idea, good suggestion!
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Don't listen to those exiled bandits above, they are all caged in a cave on an unmarked island! The tainted they are! Everything is perfect! We killed off all the zombies and now have a functioning government. It's great everyone is equal, free health care, and we have a picnic every Tuesday! FREE PONIES AND COOKIES MUFFINS!!
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    City folk.
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Foamy!? Mother (censored) Foamy? You sir get the 200 e-bucks and win the interwebz!
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Isn't that always the case? That is the evil of the VR engine! (Cackles deviously)
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Wait a flea flickin minute here!! I've been sacrificing memory sticks and hard drives to The Giant Robot in the Sky, and all you needed was some more rodents? http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/sale/rodents/ Het my boat is big enough thank you very much! It fits in my tub and goes woot woot!
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Have you tried putting on a ghillie or camo clothing and removing it? This is a screwy bug for sure tho. (sorry if it is a obvious answer i am grumpy and tired today)
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    A post whining about whiners whining? Stupid people do stupid things it's stupid to pay them any attention. I am pretty sure this has been brought up a few times in different incarnations and therefore is pointless in it's creation.
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You mean regular is for happy? I don't understooooh your using it as homosexual!? Yes I agree regual servers are very snappy dressers! Now how about you not be a ignorant asshole and use something more original as an insult. I swear you are as dumb as a box of rocks, but smarter then a stick.
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You have been awarded no internetz. Do not collect 200 e-bucks, and go directly to Graveyard!
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Shouldn't this be in the private hive section? The graveyard would be my 2nd guess.
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I'm torn, love the LMGs, love the M203, and love the M14/DMR!! Those... Yeah.
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Honestly if DayZ "the game" fixes 1/2 the current issues,(bugs & cheating) that's more then I am expecting. I would pre-order even if it means Rocket is gonna show up at my house, punch me in the throat, kick my dog, slap my kids, and make out with my wife... Totally worth it! Although I'd much prefer a Boonie hat over a ball cap! ;) How does Rocket even feel about preorders? That is kind of status quo game stuff right there!
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    That is pretty cool!
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Ghillie in the bush, camo for those night i'm out on the town. :thumbsup:
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    This coupled with us not being able to sprint forever! I wonder how many "hard core" will be on the forums filling my cup? Like I said before I hope the Devs dial it in right, so things are rough but doable. I don't want to see an end of KoS, just to make it mean something.
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    A swing and a miss! Did you hear the WOOSH?
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I just love a happy err explosive ending!
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Someone never went to Boy Scouts! Nothing wrong with storing gear, everything wrong with whining on the forums about losing said gear.
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    if it is dayz related just download dayzcommander. Otherwise google will help!
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Antibiotics Whether this is factual or not is debatable. But it is in there! :D
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Been happening everytime for us, we just fill as needed now. It helps to grab every Jerrycan you find too!
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    If the server restarted there is a glitch that empties all fuel. It is annoying to say the least.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I believe there are a lot more factors then "you told us so" about. New games were released, schools in session, script bitches, and duping, to name a few. We don't need quests or "end game" besides the tools to effect the world around us. If you are story/quest motivated there are plenty of games for you. Some of us just want to play and make our own story. This is why we are still here. Also 53k player in 24hrs. is not dead. I remember when games would kill to have 50k players, let alone 1.3 million accounts made.
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Happens man, just find some people to bandage, morphine, blood transfuse. You'll be back in no time. Or just embrace the bandit lifestyle and start robbing, murdering, causing chaos.
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