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  1. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    I told you so...

    [email protected] replied to DirtyNightShirts's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    uh oh who is that in the hero skin beyond the tree line!?
  2. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Lol nice find!
  3. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Don't let them shoot you, command them to drop their weapons from cover. If they comply help them if not leave or shoot them in the leg and leave. Cover is your friend as a Hero, also have at least 3 ways of escape planned. Most the time you will merge them because in DayZ no plans are flawless.
  4. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Buying M240

    [email protected] replied to KuumotusTatti's topic in Trading

    If you're still looking to trade I got one, will trade for the mk48! Last one I had I lost. I got shot as I logged in... damn camp raiders! :D
  5. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I do like this idea, but... You people saying surviving in a group would be easier then solo are wrong. As a solo you can move without notice a lot easier. You need less gear to survive as apposed to gearing up and feeding/hydrating multiple people. If this was addressed properly tho this idea is fantastic! As for the KoS thing tho really if i see a squad and the weaker one in the herd wanders off just for a minute, I would pounce! I don't KoS unless it'll profit me. This is why I only KoS bandits and KoS'er in the mod. I could see this idea as both a good addition and a bad blessing! ;)
  6. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Interesting idea, not sure I'd want it implemented THO. seems like once someone found a way to min/max it everyone would be the same. (Minimum negative effects/Maximum concealment per say) Could be interesting tho so I won't trash your idea.
  7. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Sanity

    [email protected] replied to doodleisbrutal's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    Only suggestion I ever read like this I liked was, seeing things out of the corner of your eye/in the distance/blurred. Like a Zombie coming at you, a child in the distance, or a armed survivor in the building across the street, only for them to be not there. Mind tricks would be interesting but I doubt it'll be in the SA. Truth be told it doesn't need to be!
  8. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Inception nice story. Frankie is hands down a beast. Where he uses skill tho, I use big BOOMS and bullets o'plenty!
  9. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    M203, M1911, all tools except GPS (damn thing alludes me) 2 frags and 2 rgo grenades. Had a satchel but wanted to scare the server admin... it worked!
  10. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Fraggle is a hacker! He'll spawn in cans of Spam, feed it to his pet attack donkey, and ride a rainbow farting unicorn while firing heat seeking cans of Heinz jumping Beans!!! RUN!!
  11. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Zing! I do most of the time, only night my squad gets together is saturday. If one of us is on we'll team up but thru the week it is rare for me. (I work the night shift)
  12. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I can't believe me of all people is going to say this... You are giving him just want he craves, attention! Just ignore this guy and he'll go away! Now see what you all made me do!? I bumped a cheating bitches thread! I hope you're all proud of yourselves! :facepalm:
  13. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    ImHo Het, Inception, & Derpy should be on that list! Now how does one go about getting a black name? (cackles evilly) Edit Oh Cherno too!
  14. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I have to agree with Bone. I played on a server with over 100 vehicles and every weapon you can dream of... Was boring as hell!
  15. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Bone ol' boy I would have but the ip board mobile doesn't seem to give that option! I can hit the check mark (beans) look at the profile and quote. If there is a way I don't know about it... Can you fill me in?
  16. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Boner-bot does not compute! Error error!!
  17. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    I hate to admit this but I was on my 2nd month of SWTOR, was a shit game but a r/l friend was into it and I though WTH I played wow for all those years, why not! Plus My 360 hasn't played anything but Netflix & YouTube lately. My halo friends are slowly coming over to DayZ. 3 down 2 to go! Also I haven't been playing my UO freeshards since I started DayZ.
  18. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Don't forget about the Cult of Red Dawn commune at NWAF! Wolverines!!
  19. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    yay!
  20. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    What is going on another positive post!? (runs around scream) "the sky is falling!" Seriously thanks for these posts. Thanks to Rocket and team. Thanks to the forum team... Even Max! It would actually feel like I'm at work without these forums.
  21. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    You Mad Bro?

    [email protected] replied to AllMightyKnox's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Knox I am not your bro, I am your anti-fan. But since I am trying not to be so hateful anymore. You could put a delay on your stream. I so wanted to tell you don't stream... See I am being nice!
  22. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    You Mad Bro?

    [email protected] replied to AllMightyKnox's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    You know how to fix that right?
  23. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    Go and see, the MOUNTAIN beckons you.
  24. joeoblong@yahoo.com

    Congrats

    [email protected] replied to TheFournace's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I like this player... He/She is perky!
  25. joeoblong@yahoo.com
    You were correct LG, was cranky this morning and made a ignorant post. Happens from time to time. And since I am Mother Flicking Ben Franklin and should live up to those standards. "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about." Ben Franklin. I apologize to the OP, I was being a jerk. Sincerely, Pendragon
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