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(Accidently) Took out 2/3 rds of my squad & royally eff'd our helicopter. I blame lack of communication. (truth be told I thought I was facing the other direction. (Purposely) I was running thru Bolota, when I heard a kid cry "Please help me!" I stopped and asked "where are you?" It was a fresh spawn in the small industrial building next to the hangers. He had a broken leg and needed blood. When I peeked in on him, I noticed he was a bandit skinned bambie. (no equipment) I asked how he got his cool head gear but didn't answer. He asked if i could "help him." I said, "Yeah I got blood and morphine", Then questioned how it was done. I asked him if it was hard to get that head gear. He finally said "nah dude! just get a rifle and shoot everyone." I walked in and asked "How does it feel?" He laughingly said "How does what feel?" "Knowing your gonna die defenseless?" I said. His laugh turned nervous, "Wh what, wh why? No don't!" He pled as I raised my MK to his face and lit him up. Don't know if he heard me but I said "You reap what you sow motherf*cker"

But I want it yesterday!! I paid for DayZ the Mod and he owes me th SA last week! Why I've been waiting months for him to finish!! Years have passed DayZ the game is vaporware! (storms off)

What!? No no no! As an American I got all my Info from this song! Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous And he took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover" Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six foot four and full of muscle I said, "Do you speak my language?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover", yeah Dying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said, "Oh, you come from a land down under?" (Oh yeah, yeah) "Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?" (Oh) "You better run, you better take cover" 'Cause we are livin' in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder (Yeah) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Thunder) You better run, you better take cover Livin' in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Ooh yeah) Then I run and then I take cover (Yeah) We are livin' in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you, can't you hear the thunder? Then I run then I take cover Livin' in a land down under (Livin' in a land down under) I want to make a Englishmen joke about casting off my Aussie brothers, but truthfully I like you guys both better then my own. Even tho he is to young... He is so Aussie I heard he came out of his mum with a fosters, chasing a sheila and cooking shrimp on a barbie! (sorry Inception, your awesome!) (edit) Oh yeah Burritoman sorry we'd be to high of a ping also.

To many frickin mods in this thread! (breaks out a broom and shoo's them away) But yeah Smasht hit it right off GIMP. (snickers) **I'd like to report Pendragon for spam! This post wasn't needed**

FFS! Doesn't anyone know the true meaning behind "Carebear" anymore? I get ya, all bandits are hardcore, except the carebear bandits! Oh whats that Pen!? You're dumb... there are no carebear bandits!!! Thats an oxymoron. Dummy! Ummm no the morons are the ones using "carebear" as a description of someone who doesn't pvp or isn't a bandit. In fact a Anti and/or Medic is less off a carebear then bandits! Although carebear is the wrong term there... more hardcore yes! Mules and just people who play to have fun, softcore? (i prefer player) Carebear is a term crafted to insult those who wanted a feature of a game removed,changed, or punished, so they could have an easier time. It is not a description of someone who isn't a bandit. This has become lost over the years and those who didn't live it, use it as a general negative description for those who choose to just play, or have some in game morals. This has been a public rant service announcement by Pendragon.

Chernarus/Namalask

Same here, I just lost interest in them. Oshi I did watch your "Mitch Conor" Video... that was one of the most enjoyable vids you put out in a while. You need to recruit that guy to your squad! Some comic relief if you will "Kill them with words, it's poetic justice" that guy slays me!

Yes Because tolerance and love are despicable traits. Besides a hate of Bronies is a hate of muffins. and no i am not a Bronie, my girls love it tho!

Lmao that guy must be my long lost brother!

Make no doubts about it... I am a dickhead. I have more then once been a complete asshat for no other reason as I didn't like the sound of a voice. I am in a hero skin, I will go in guns a blazing to save a survivor, I will bloodbag, morphine, and epi you faster then greased pig in a red neck wedding! (wtf!?) First impression I get something is off tho, I will blow up the world around us if need be. I am positive I shot innocent people before, just as I've been shot by people who I didn't expect. This is my favorite aspect of the mod... You never know, so do what you have to!

You would be surprised how fast people stop paying attention to what you are doing when you drop a high end rifle in front of them. I always tell them hold on let me drop my .50 and pistol too! I carry grenades also for those bears smarter then the average. Satchels are a bitch I have had this one for over a month. I did get unlucky and fall from a chopper, but it was intact when I ran back to my body.

A simple hello or sup works better. Although I love the guys who try and command me to put down my gun... I carry a satchel just for them! Yeah I will throw it all away just to screw up their sense of control!

We need a casual encounter, missed connection section Fraggle! Single Hero LF Bandit Group. Must like big booms and be capable of firing multiple rounds. I enjoy long helicopter rides and shopping at NWAF.

I noticed it and thought it was about time! Didn't think it did anything with DayZ though. My single player for arma co been shaded out for months! See in .4 it'll be shared out again tho... Booo!

if anyone comes at me yelling "friendly" I will shot them in the leg. I will patch & morphine them, but "friendly" imo is a threatening gesture and I don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly. ;)

This is always a good place to start. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/5-dayz-information/

I am saving a satchel and a Leroy! All 3 colors of Chem lights & some flares. Gonna go out in an Elektro Disco Inferno! (on the docks like a happy sailor)

Even tho it has been suggested before, i like it. More things to busy ourselves with the better. This along with fishing, gardens, and base building only add to the "other" things to do in DayZ... Which make it stronger in the long run.

Nonsense all of these suggestions! Just run around collecting tin cans, soda cans, and whiskey bottles. Find the nearest recycle station... Profit!

This! Of course he'd show us threatening to cheat, and call up homosexual slurs. But just like the J.Wilson slime I'd be tickled rotten by it! Rocket can you make a Ben Franklin zombie named Pendragon who runs up to you spewing random insults!? He'd of course have to drop a stained handkerchief!

I usually don some alt clothing and take it back off and I have my skin back. Look for a ghillie or camo is Hamburger and Fries trick doesn't do it.

Yeah our DayZ.st server has been acting spastic the last 2 days. Our admin is pissed because he is abandoning our old Defcrap errr con server for it at the end of the month. I logged in crashed a heli and been unable to return since. I think they'll get it sorted out soon enough tho. Been playing a lot of my old (neglected) servers today.

I believe if they get enough of a following, Josh will put them up. He has stated he didn't want to add maps that didn't have many players. Thirks is bad ass! Haven't tried the other 2 yet but will have to check them out.

I believe the official Hive is in it's EOL (end of life) process. So really do you want to waste your time reporting servers? I mean by all means do, but i think it'll probably be falling on deaf ears. But just to be helpful and what not... you could make a list and post it in here. http://dayzmod.com/f...rver-reporting/

karwin leutscher is a one bad mother F-(watch yo mouth)-ker when it comes to making machinima. Hands down my favorite!