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  1. sp86

    B.I. doesn't give a shit about you...

    sp86 replied to YouCan'tGetRidOfMe's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    So you have the beans button in the corner and it's blue-green, and under that there's a red one that says "BULLETS MOTHER FUCKER!"
  2. sp86

    B.I. doesn't give a shit about you...

    sp86 replied to YouCan'tGetRidOfMe's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Because he got all butthurt about buying a good (Not great mind you) game for an alpha test. So obviously this entitles him to his money back.
  3. sp86

    B.I. doesn't give a shit about you...

    sp86 replied to YouCan'tGetRidOfMe's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    You know a guy who knows a guy huh.
  4. sp86

    DMR vs AK-74

    sp86 replied to rolfwar's topic in New Player Discussion

    Get a bigger backpack and take both.
  5. sp86

    A Cavalcade of Failure

    sp86 posted a topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Dicking around in 73 while it was being Hacked.
  6. sp86

    A Cavalcade of Failure

    sp86 replied to sp86's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    We were all pretty out of it, it was 3:00 am man.
  7. sp86
    You're eight years older than him you silly bastard.
  8. sp86
    Once again, you're not a player, you're a tester.
  9. sp86
    There are like 15 US #500's.
  10. sp86

    hackers- US 249 LA

    sp86 replied to antiskub2.0's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives

    Duping =! Hacking Duping = Exploiting Your nomenclature is all fucked up. Of course it's entirely possible they were duping and scripting and hacking.
  11. sp86
    Everybody's a white knight until people start handing out free NVGs.
  12. sp86
    Something like that then (7:25).
  13. sp86
    The dude dropped from the fucking sky in a boat spawned a jeep and an escalade, knocked one of our guys out of his body and turned him into a cow (his body was immobile in a field and got shot) and then asked if he wanted anything. I don't believe in Santa but if a fucking sleigh dropped out of the sky and some fat guy offered me a present I might change my tune, course the metaphor falls apart when you realize the fat guy will kill you over and over and over again if you piss him off. So I guess it's more like Santa from "Rare Exports".
  14. sp86
    So a hacker takes away all your shit and then gives half of it back, you just throw it on the ground and go back to cherno and grab a dinnerbell. That seems unlikely.
  15. sp86
    Are you simulating a stroke or do you just really like ellipses? In any event, this game isn't overrun with hackers because of the "well, fuck it" mindset, it's overrun with hackers because it has weak code, which is not surprising as it's not actually a game, but an alpha test proving as a proof of concept for a future development that has become inexplicably popular (maybe not so inexplicably, as it's both fun and unique).
  16. sp86

    A Cavalcade of Failure

    sp86 replied to sp86's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    I'd never seen one before, but Rocket should put them in, run over zombies and crash into shit in style.
  17. sp86
    I was just saying last night, that there should be sasquatches that wander around the deep woods and mountains squashing tents.
  18. sp86
    I voted for tons, because it would promote the greatest dayZ minigame ever, Bike Jousting.
  19. sp86

    Make 1911 take 7 bullets to kill

    sp86 replied to Spudinske's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I shoot in games like my old man taught me to shoot when I was a kid, line up your first shot to do the most damage and fire until you're sure your target is destroyed.
  20. sp86
    I love you man I really do. Uploading the video now, it doesn't actually show a lot but it catches a lot of the chatter and it shows how whatever scripts the hacker ran completely broke the spawns.
  21. sp86

    Make 1911 take 7 bullets to kill

    sp86 replied to Spudinske's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    You're projecting so hard I could point you at a wall and watch home movies.
  22. sp86

    Mass Murderer!

    sp86 replied to MCB7ookeZ's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery

    Touché.
  23. sp86

    Make 1911 take 7 bullets to kill

    sp86 replied to Spudinske's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I aim just fine. I'm just not a cod kiddy who will waste 5 shots shooting at the head for the sixth to connect when I can put six center mass much faster.
  24. sp86

    Make 1911 take 7 bullets to kill

    sp86 replied to Spudinske's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    And there he is.
  25. sp86

    Make 1911 take 7 bullets to kill

    sp86 replied to Spudinske's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I guess I beat the guy who calls you a noob and tells you to take headshots so I'll just say that I think it's bullshit as well.
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