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  1. sp86

    [poll] how human are you?

    15000 I believe. Not even a medic.
  2. sp86

    I can't play...

    Maybe they could sense you were a brony.
  3. sp86

    Stole That Dudes Bike

    I've never seen a dude actually riding a bike, if I did he likely wouldn't be very long.
  4. sp86

    Stole That Dudes Bike

    SERPENTINE MAN, SERPENTINE!
  5. sp86

    Completely unplayable

    Maybe they should disable crybitching too. Look, the game is an alpha mod for a game that was designed to be client and server script driven, that makes it extremely vulnerable. If you didn't know this going in, well, too bad. Buyer Beware. If you can't have fun with it in spite of the problems then the name you're slinging more aptly fits you, which makes sense since you toss it about so callously.
  6. You'd think fans of the Colbert Report would know how to come up with an amusing troll. Doesn't seem to be the case.
  7. Hopefully in the stand-alone there will be some kind of base building.
  8. sp86

    Loot farming?

    I have good gear, I squash tents out of spite. :)
  9. sp86

    SVD VS. M24

    It's all good guy, I'm usually first in the high values. And then I get shot in the back through a fucking window by a dude who ghosted in.
  10. sp86

    SVD VS. M24

    You're thinking of the DMR, which is an all around Monster and has common ammo anyways. The SVD does have a neat built in Rangefinder though.
  11. sp86

    Loot farming?

    Loot only spawns in empty spots, to get the best farm you need to lock down an area and continually empty it, like, into a tent array. Not sure how fast crap respawns though.
  12. You should challenge them to a bike jousting tournament.
  13. sp86

    Skins, not skills

    > Implying the typical DayZ player is capable of using deductive reason for something other than murder.
  14. My end-game is walking to skalka, spinning around three times, walking in the direction I stop, and squashing the tents I inevitably find. Also, sometimes, bicycle. Sometimes two, which is the happiest day of all, because then you and a friend can bicycle joust.
  15. sp86

    Skins, not skills

    Would be a boon to bandits too. Need car parts? Shoot the guy with greasy coveralls. Need meds? Shoot the guy with the second-hand red cross uniform.
  16. Before they removed the numeric readout I've seen it get as low as 25, which is just stupid. Your character would be shivering uncontrollably, suffering auditory and visual hallucinations, and would be unable to function as a coherent entity. It might be core temp, but the effects aren't accurate (Though I don't imagine working hallucinations into the game would be possible on the current engine). He's calling it an acceptable break from reality, by equating it with a situation that would be absurd in Real Life but happens frequently in DayZ.
  17. One of two possibilities, the car reverted to an earlier save state and you got what was previously in the trunk, or somebody found your car, took your rare guns, and left you good guns as payment. The first seems far more likely.
  18. Do you run everywhere at 20 kilometers per hour? Can you manage occasional bursts of speed at 25 in your daily routine? Are you constantly under threat of death jacking your adrenal system into overdrive leading to much greater calorie consumption? No? Well then shut up. Deer no, there was that one time with a cow and a .76 caliber buffalo rifle though.
  19. It's possible that the zombie plague is airborne, so you're not catching the flu at all. I'm fairly certain it's skin temp not core temp, because if your core temp dropped ten degrees C you would be suffering severe hypothermia.
  20. GAME TOO HARD! MAKE EASY! >:[
  21. Thanks to a chance encounter with a Bandit Camp ZN is stocked with the rarest beverages in the game, and nothing is sweeter than scarcity. Entertaining all offers.
  22. sp86

    Trading: Mountain Dew

    People like you are why trade take place under the watchful eyes of snipers.
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