lepemese

Empty piss bottle would be kool

Died of thirst when I spawned in debug land, I want to start a petition to be able to drink your own piss.

Hey, Is there a good DayZ private hive server? I'd really like to find one that is not full of dupe as50 and stuff like that.. Does anybody know servers like that on europe area? Thank you.

Im the dark knight.

I've killed some many ghillie guys to mountains of elektro, none of them was a bandit. Even they had as50s + nvgs and stuff but yet NO MUDERS at all. What they were doing at that mountain then? Sniping zombies? Playing batman the dark knight?

Btw, I didnt get a single "bandit killed" even tho I only killed snipers from elektro mountains..

I just killed 43 guys, nothing serious. And NO I didnt kill fresh spawns, only hunted elektro snipers and guys like that.

Hmmh, I spawned with 480k humanity and now I cant get rid of it, what to do? Do I have to buy a new cd key to get rid of this stupid humanity thingy?

Why dont you just go loot a tent for those awful guns? M24 master race

140 125, shit ton of as50s nvgs and shit. Everybody in the server is running with l85. There is 43 satchel charges, and im going to blow elektro out + that island out.

Where I can found about new patch relase dates and stuff? Is there somekinda thread that gets informed or wut

Found 43 satchel charges yesterday on a tent... seems legit.

found a few of them in a camp yesterday, unacurate as fuck but ill just spot with it

mfw I shot a guy who had NOTHING today.

Maggi and Jan kept spawning helicopters, managed to take 2 of those out. Is there a way to contact an admin for him to check logs and stuff?