PS: Object AII SUCKS

Chernarus/Namalsk

Dubstep and Halo OST for the long distance walks. In city: NONE WHATSOEVER

I like hearing someone's death screams when I'm finishing them off. Especially when I say I'm friendly, then shoot them in the back with my Enfield.

lol. I've lost so many camps...I had a feud going with some folks over on US1100. We would raid one another's camps day after day after day.

I've done it too.

My first kill was a bandit kill, but not really. So I'll tell two! My very first night on Chernarus. I had an Enfield, and my friend had a Winchester. We were sitting on a hill overlooking Cherno. We were thinking of going down. Just then, I see a flash on my crosshairs. It was a name! I look more carefully, and sight up. Sure enough, I see black on black, and take a shot. I hit him IN THE HEAD! One shot, one kill. Second one, which is more exciting. I had just gotten my first assault rifle from Starry, and we were walking to the NW airfield. Minding my own business, I suddenly see the bush in front of me move! That's when I realize it's a sniper, and I pull out my M9SD so not to alert anyone. I get right behind him, and right before I pull the trigger, he moves. I fired, but it hit him in the leg. He turns, and fires three times with his DMR, two misses, one hit. My friend fires his AKM wildly, and I fire my M9 wildly. Eventually, one of us got him.

So I was playing on the Survivals Operations Hard Corps server, and I was in the Elektro firehouse. I had a hatchet, and some guy comes in. He opens up with his AK, and kills me. I respawn on the other side of Elektro. I speed-loot the supermarket and the office building, getting myself a Makarov and 8 mags. I run for the north firestation, in hopes of getting a gun. As I walk in, there's the bastard who killed me. He didnt see me, and there was another two guys in there. A gun fight was going on, but interuppted by the hordes of zombies coming in. I watched, let them take down the zombies, and I kick down the door, makarov raised. BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! The guy with the AK drops. I reload, look at the other two, and make a split second decision. I pull the trigger two times, two neck shots, they both drop. I grab the Double barrel off of one, and realize the second guy just woke up. BANG! He's not getting up. I reload. AK guy starts moving. BANGBANG! He's done. I grab his AK, and, with -10k Humanity now, walk outside. A guy is waiting for me on the other side of the fence with a 1911. He misses 3 times, grazes me once, and gets three solid hits. I fall, and fire. He's down. I bandage up, and move on with 8k blood. I needed food, water, and some tools. I checked the supermarket again, and there are three guys in there, two with Enfields, one with an M4. I go in through the back door, and lean around the corner to the main room. I switch to full, drop the M4 guy and one guy with an enfield, and the other guy misses his one and only shot. A 3 round burst puts him down. I come and police them. One more round each. That makes 7 kills. I grab their loot, and get everything I wanted, plus a coyote backpack. I trade my AK for his M4 HOLO, and his M203 HE's. I turn around to leave, when I see out of the corner of my eye, someone edging out from behind a fence. Since I was flipping through my fire select options, it was on M203. I fired, and killed him. I switch to semiauto, then make my way out. I see someone in the firestation, so I make my way back there. I peek in, and there are 4 guys looting the bodies of the people I killed. I switch over to M203, and get 3 kills, and police the last guy with a round from my Makarov. I switch back to my M4, put it on full auto. Sure enough, here comes the guy in the firestation going: Guys? Guuuys? Hello? You there? I gun him down. I turn around, and there's a newspawn looking at me. I yell at him over direct: You take another step, and your ass is dead. Turn around, and go north out of here. If you turn back, I will be here. I will put a bullet in your head. He turns and flees, running towards sniper hill. I'm giving him some long-range encouragement...And then I hear the loudest bang, and he drops. That wasn't me. That was a sniper... I close up all the doors, and loot the bodies of the guys. I'm in luck, I find a DMR. I wield it, and go up to the second floor. I edge my way up, and zero in for about 300 meters. I aim, and scan the area, I see a puff of smoke, and a bullet lands naught 5 inches from my head. Instead of ducking, I sight up on the center of the area where the cloud came from. I fire three times, and watch my murder count go up one. 14 kills in 10 minutes. I decide it's time to leave, and as I turn to leave, I hear an engine. I look through the scope, and see a fully loaded V3S coming my way. I take out my M4, and switch to my last M203. I get out of the firehouse, and sight up on the road, prone. This V3S has 10 people in it. It slows down 30 meters from me, and stops. A few get out, and I decide to fire. One M203, one massive explosion. I go unconscious, and when I come to, I'm in shock, lost 2k blood, but no bleeding. I realize someone's giving me a blood transfusion. He says over direct chat: Thank god you got those guys, you're a hero...They come here once a day, and camp out the area, killing anyone and everyone. They rack up 50 or more kills in a day. Now that you got them, though, we no longer have to fear these guys. Now quickly, go. Before someone less grateful than I comes along. The mystery man turns and runs away. I stand, bewildered, and start running north, in search of the NW Airfield.

I think it deserves it's own thread, since it's unique. In this thread, we talk about how we've been kidnapped, or someone we know has been kidnapped. One time, I was a newspawn. I had just found a winchester, and was running towards Balota from Komorovo, and I hear CHAKACHAKACHAKACHAKA. I look up, and north, and sure enough, here comes a Huey swooping down on in me. I try to run, but a burst of automatic fire from the left door gun makes me get behind cover. The chopper lands. I poke out from behind the tree I was hiding behind, and I see it's fully loaded. Pilot, copilot, two gunners, and three passengers. The three passengers get out, and two go prone. They have LMG's. The other one approaches me, sights up with his M4 CCO SD I'm pissing myself now, and ask them what they want over direct chat. He tells me to face away from the chopper and walk out from behind cover. I do so, and double tap control so it looks like my gun isnt at the ready. He tells me to drop my gun and bag, and I do so. Satisfied I'm unarmed, he lets me turn around, then he shoots me in the chest three times. I go unconscious, and he bandages me, and gives me a blood transfusion. It was a 5 minute unconsciousness, so I couldn't see anything as they load me into the chopper. We're in the air, and when I come to, I'm sitting in between the three guys. It was a non-third person server, so I had no idea where I was or where we were going. I ask them what they're doing, and they tell me to shut up, or they'll shoot me. I shut up. After about 5 minutes, they kick me out of the chopper, and one guy gets out with me. The chopper flies about 2 kilometers away from us, and lands. The guy who dropped with me was one of the LMG guys, and he tells me to walk thataway, and if I do anything stupid, he'd shoot me in the legs and make me crawl there. I walk towards the chopper, obscured by trees. Once I get there, I notice that there was a camp. They had 5 vehicles: Military offroad, UAZ, Ural, V3S, and, of course, the Huey. There were tents, too. The guy with the M4 approaches me, but stays about 10 feet away. "Tony, step off our guest. We need to treat them with respect." The guy with the LMG says: "Aye, sir." And walks away. I ask him what I'm supposed to do. He tells me that he and the other 6 already moved all the ammo to the guns into the cars, and that they're moving camp. I asked him what my part in this was, and he just laughed. He told me I was going to do the heavy lifting. He leads me to the tents, and tells me to look inside of them. Every gun in the game, at least 5 of them. He tells me these were all legit, no duping whatsoever. None of them had ammo. There was food and water, too. He tells me to start loading the guns into the V3S and Ural, and not to try anything, since those are void of ammo. I do as he asks, and after about 45 minutes of moving stuff, the guy laughs and tells me I did a great job. He drops his M4 CCO SD, ammo, sidearm, and bag. In the bag, there was food and water, a tool set, and an M249 with one ammo box. He tells me to have a nice day, and he gets in the Huey, and flies off. Everyone else gets in a car, and drives off in pursuit of the Huey. I watched their convoy go for about 20 minutes, then I lost sight of them. I checked my GPS, and headed towards the NW Airfield, with an air of bewilderment about me.

So. I remember another time. I was playing on a Private hive, and stole this guy's car. I started picking people up on the way to Elektro, to pick my friend up. About 5 minutes in, I hear him over skype: HOLY SHIT THEY JUST KIDNAPPED ME! I say: Lolwat Him: Three guys with assault rifles just kidnapped me! I have to follow them... me: Where are you? Him: Elektro. Me: Perfect, I got a surprise for them He gave me updates as I drove towards them. I dropped the 4 or 5 guys I'd picked up, and then drove right through the heart of Elektro. I see two guys behind a newspawn with assault rifles, and one guy in front. I put my foot down, and drive off road. I hear bones crack when I run the two guards over, and then I jump out. I open up with my M4, and kill the front guard. I police the two that I ran over, and get my friend in the car. We drive off into the sunset, and live happily ever after...Till our wheels get shot out and the car blows up.

But srsly. Whoever caught on that it was fake, good job.

>playing on a private hive server that has a bunch of mods installed serverwide>one of which makes all the sniper rifles hyper realistic, adding three different versions of zeroing on all rifles >pistols are beefed up

After many deaths at the hands of "friendly" players, I gave up. I started KOS'ing.

Very nice.

...Oh jesus christ.That was amazing.

lolololSo how bout you? You ever been kidnapped?

IM SORRY I DUNNO HOW TO MAKE A CHOOPER SOUND VIA TEXT

Anyone in Cherno?

I try not to go looking for players. I avoid them until I can't avoid them anymore, then I kill them. And I'm damn efficient at it. I've killed a group of 6 heavily armed guys who had a HUMMV (server I play on has that. It's legit and stuff) with a 1911 and an Enfield.

>needs to go east >no compass >LETS USE TREE SHADOWS >45 minutes later I have no fuckin idea where I am

Sigh explosively and look at the death screen for a few seconds. Then I respawn and begin again.

There are two ways to do this: 1) bambi. Run like hell, use cover, get to high loot areas quickly. Pros: You get in, you get out. That simple. Cons: Easier to spot, even though they'll have a hard time hitting you. 2) Sneaky sneaky. Use prone and crouch, and get into the loot areas slowly but surely. Pros: You won't attract as much attention. Cons: But if a sniper DOES see you, you're a sitting duck.

Dat. Was. AMAZIN >be playing dayz on a private hive with some mods and such >sees a guy in the barracks >LOL LETS KILL EM >one of the mods on this server makes it so there's 50-100 zombies to a person >sees the guy go into a room to loot >DAS MY QUE >runs in, guns him down >HELL YEAH LOOK AT ALL THIS LOOT >hears hordes of anger >before I know it, 200 zombies+ barge into the little teeny tiny barracks, and I switch over to full auto and gun them down, one by one >they're in a hallway, and i just let rip >CLICK >SH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­ITSH­IT OUT OF AMMO >grabs dead players gun and ammo, and unloads on them >still at least 100 left, even though I have 250 kills >switch to makarov as they storm me, and I get overrun

I play on a server with no .50's, no nightvision, and no L85. The game is super freakin fun. I get kills with MAKAROVS on that server, ffs.

I'll continue with both, but not on the main hive (for the mod, I mean). The reason why I will continue with both, is I found a really great mod...for DayZ. And I know that THAT is a mod, and...K STOPPING BEFORE CONFUS Anyway, I'll be playing the standalone and the Hard Corps mod for DayZ Mod.