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Everything posted by Zombie Jesus
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God until you pointed that I out I did not even notice the profile picture, you get beans just for creeping me the fuck out.
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Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
Zombie Jesus replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Yea, that studio seems like they are trying to scam people. The "screenshots" look like pictures that were not taken from actual gameplay and they claim it has been in development for quite some time yet do not have a single video to show people. Copying and expanding ideas is fine in the gaming industry, hell it is more than okay it ends up building entire genres, but flat out lying about something is what bothers me. Anyone who cites this game as "better than Dayz" should be slapped in the face since there is not a single piece of video that shows what the actual gameplay looks like. -
Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
Zombie Jesus replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
One the nvidia GPU fix does not work, already tried it and I still get graphics problems. Two, did you just cite mother fucking Warz as a better team, a game that has zero gameplay footage and could end up being a huge piece of shit? Even with Dayz's massive amount of bugs in a testing alpha (not a game) it is still better than something that does not exist. Maybe it will be great, but saying anything on a game that has zero credible information is a joke. I take back my apology for the harsh language, you still do not understand that this is NOT A FUCKING GAME YET. You are the reason developers rarely allow open access to alpha versions, because people whine and ask for a huge amount of support for a game that was completely fucking free (you bought Arma II and CO, not the free mod Dayz). Get his through your head, it is a fucking alpha. If the game still has massive problems after the launch of the actual fucking game then you will have a legitimate issue, until that day you are just one of the many morons who think a free alpha is the same as a polished game release. The developers owe you absolutely nothing and any support for the mod should be appreciated. They could easily just tell you to fuck off, which I will do for them fuck off. -
Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
Zombie Jesus replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
255 posts and he goes with this, bravo. Are you just butthurt today? Did a hacker kill you for the lolz or did a zombie eat you in one of the many graphics glitches? Most alpha's are closed to keep morons like you from expecting a finished product, thanks for proving why that model is used instead of allowing people to have fun on an imperfect game. Idiot. -
Yet another zombie survival game. Except this one looks AWESOME!!!
Zombie Jesus replied to DannyFilming's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Notice how real games like this and state of decay actually have gameplay footage while warz has promises and a website. -
You are definitely trolling correctly with the Warz comment, but now I can not unload and righteous indignation at your stupidity since you are probably joking, so go fuck yourself (look at that I was still able to rage a little, nevermind).
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Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
Zombie Jesus replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Little harsh on you but what three things? Hacking and duping will not be fixed in the alpha which Rocket has already admitted in multiple interviews. As I understand it duping and hacking can not really be fixed due to the mod being part of Arma and the risk that it would break aspects of the actual game that the mod is based on. The standalone is not going to be on the Arma 3 engine, it will be on a modified version of Arma 2 engine that they are calling 2.5, there is a video in this thread that has an interview on the subject http://dayzmod.com/f...rma-iii-engine/. In other interviews Rocket has even admitted that the mod is broken, so it is not like he is unaware or does not care about the problems. The only thing that could possibly be fixed in the mod is the issues with graphical glitches, but you have to understand the dayz team is not very large and their limited resources are rightfully being devoted to finishing the standalone that many of us are eagerly awaiting. If the standalone comes out and these major problems have not been reduced then it will be time for complaining, otherwise I would advise some patience. I know you see it all the time but you really do have to understand the concept of alpha testing, until it is a real game just be happy the alpha is actually public or if the glitches and bugs are just too much wait until standalone. Edit: read your original post and see the three issues you were talking about and apologize for getting off topic with hacking and duping (read so many complaint threads lately that they all melt together). The focus of the small development team is on the standalone and Rocket just finished Gamescon so the delay in fixing these issues is understandable, but two of them should be fairly easy to fix in tents and vehicles. They are going to continue patching (at least they have said that in the past) but will not be doing so as frequently, hoping they can do something about graphics bugs but less hopeful about a quick fix to that issue. Just know I feel your pain, lost a car, a heli, and two bicycles since the latest patch along with two tents filled with rare gear I actually found in a legitimate manner. -
THE MOST PATHETIC CLAN ATTACK ATTEMPT EVER!
Zombie Jesus replied to notap's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Just to start out alt F4ing is the person admitting they are a huge bitch and suck at the game. Now that we have that out of the way I have to say your comment is fucking ridiculous. So called Survivors alt F4 and so called Bandits also alt F4, lets not get bogged down into this whole my play style is more pure trash. We can call those who alt F4 what they are, cheap bitches, but lets not get into the whole bandits are taking the easy path or are playing the game wrong nonsense. Being a true bandit is not easy, you make the choice to fight the most dangerous part of the game and often you do not walk away. To top this off most so called "survivors" are just as fucking bad with the KOS mentality, but they do not have the decency to own up to their actions and hide behind the excuse of "they might have shot me too." If you are going to murder someone just murder them, no need to rationalize the behavior as somehow better than those of us who do not make excuses. I try not to pick on the defenseless especially with my current loadout (almost everything found in loot piles except GPS on a dead body), but even then I have had to murder two morons who got fair warnings and then tried to attack a guy with an M240 with an ax and then a makarov. Long story short, I see survivors pulling this shit and I see bandits pulling this shit. Server hoping pussy snipers are very prone to alt F4 but I would not even place them in the bandit category, they are cheap griefers. -
Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
Zombie Jesus replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
How is it an alpha for a project that is not going to be released? That statement really does not make sense because the "project" is going to be released. I would love another update and the mod will probably get a few patches in the coming months leading up to the standalone, but people should understand that the team has now shifted focus to a polished finished project and expecting anything different is being extremely naive. The alpha supplies good data for the developers to use to finish the real game, if people do not understand this concept then they should not be playing a fucking testing alpha. -
Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
Zombie Jesus replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Can you really not understand why the development team would not drop everything to fix a free alpha? Get your head out of your ass man, any fixes that are made to the alpha between now and the standalone release will just be found money. Now in case you still need an answer to that extremely stupid question, they will not drop what they are doing with the standalone because the standalone is going to generate money for them and justify their employment. The bugs suck, but it is a motherfucking testing alpha so either wait until the real game comes out or quit bitching online like they owe you something. Hell, they should just lock the game so no one can play, problem solved. -
That is jacked up man, just give the tip.
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The problem you seem to have is you think rocket gives a shit about fixing a tester alpha mod when he is deep into the standalone project. Support will be offered but the purpose of letting people play is to collect data on bugs, glitches, player habits, scripting, duping, and all the other problems. At a certain point he can't fuck up arma 2 just to patch a free mod, so have some patience or come back when a finished project comes out.
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You play to much dayZ when... (REAL stories please!)
Zombie Jesus replied to ToasterDiagramm's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No lie here, wake up a couple of mornings ago to my wife laughing her ass off because I was mumbling "check for snipers above Cherno" then she asked what I was talking about and she said I responded "you know where they hide." -
Goes to a camp and then bitches about getting shot, way to understand risks in the game. Also this base has been there for at least a month.
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Anyone sniping from the industrial towers is an idiot at this point, they are so open to snipers on the hill it is not even funny. Everyone (well those who have played for more than a week or so) knows to look at the industrial area, the rooftops, the firestation, and sniper hill (best place for a sniper though unless you come from the North side like I do to murder these guys) at this point so the risk/reward is not really worth the hassle. With the ammo bug fixed it will also cut down on snipers, but those who get their gear through sketchy tactics will never care about death. High population servers will have snipers usually.
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Non coastal city, Vybor. Has a supermarket with a school right next door and is within 1 km of the NWAF for military loot. For the coast it would be Berenzino if it was not completely out of the way, due to low amount of players and lack of great sniper positions.
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Sadly this represents 20% + of the players on this mod.
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Damn, I thought Cod was a delicious fish but apparently they are responsible for all the problems in the World.
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I refuse to answer a poll that is that lazy, how did you miss Stary on that list? Kamenka, god man at least go with Solinchiny.
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Chernogorsk International Hotel
Zombie Jesus replied to Shaimou's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
He "found" all of those satchel charges guys, come on nothing shady here. But seriously it should have already been destroyed if you used 40 satchel charges. Pretty sure a couple more is not going to do the trick. -
What else could bring Humanity up?
Zombie Jesus replied to UsuallyFriendly's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Should we not all be focused on lowering our humanity to get some sweet head scarf? -
Wow. I can't believe this shit.
Zombie Jesus replied to ShinySnack's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Next time just start shooting and tell everyone to fuck off. -
Stand alone game on new engine so...
Zombie Jesus replied to BTT`'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Considering Call of Duty players are still buying a game running on an ancient engine I am pretty sure they know people will buy the game. Rocket has described then engine as VR 2.5, so it sounds like the Arma 2 engine with some adjustments (I forget the name of the game the engine is being taken from, too lazy to look it up). It is the concept and gameplay that make this game interesting, anything else is just icing on the cake for me. -
Would you let your tents get wiped?
Zombie Jesus replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well since my tents filled with non duped rare weapons and some gear (no extra NVG, GPS, or the elusive range finder that I have never found in a legitimate way only off of player bodies) have already been wiped thanks to bugs and I have yet to be able to place a lasting tent on any server with the new patch I say who cares? It is an alpha so people should at least understand that their gear is subject to removal, but without a scripting/duping fix it will only punish players like myself who refuse to participate in cheating. But like I said I have already lost my tent gear and if my character is wiped it is not a big deal, just kill a duper two days later and I will have all my high level gear again. Kryvian, stop trying to justify cheating, I am not going to rage on you for being a cheater but I hate it when people try to justify being cheap by pointing out that other people are cheap. -
Challenge from US 6969 (hosted by Team Blindside)
Zombie Jesus replied to Scourge79's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Cool sounds fun I will have to check it out after work today (and for once I am actually in that area on the game instead of care bearing it up in the North). No server is immune from hackers, but some are just filled with them due to disinterested admins or complicit admins.