Dr.Lyme

I take that as a challenge.

You'd be shot if you turned at me with another gun, or drew an ax. Considering i'd already have my gun pointed at the back of your head before I started talking. ;)

You know... I wouldn't even be mad, i'd be too busy laughing.

Good idea.

He's serious.

Better?

And the rest: QQ

Being I am a minor (and ineligible for possessing weapons), I probably couldn't answer this question properly; but hell... I can try. To be honest, the commonness of military grade weaponry in Day Z is leaning over the edge of complete ridiculousness. I never could understand why I could find M4's in the fire station. On the other end, I think lower tear weapons would be realistically much more common then they are as the game is now. I think (realistically) you would see more Winchester/double barrel show downs than anti material rifle sniping. But maybe i'm just a prude, and people need their ultra powerful, practically infinitely ranged, vehicle butchering, As50s to make the game playable for them. which is fine and all, but i'm sure there are plenty of Call of Dut dut, and Battle Field 3 servers for them as well....

...sotrue

Just a glitch, have fun doubling your ammo.

There is a group/clan recruitment section for a reason! Would be nice to see Survivor HQ de-cluttered... And I [think] the forum mods would too.

Neither had I!!!

Hi i'm Lyme, and I'm an alcoholic.

Welcome to Day Z, dude.

Loot doesn't spawn instantly. You're going to need to either wait it out, or move to another location. Oh yeah and server hopping is lame, don't do that.

Take my beans! Just take em'! ;_; so wonderful.

I really.... really... would want someone to do that to me. So I can do that finger gun thing and reply: "I'm not, now gimme your beans."

I was walking down the street once at 3 in the morning. And for a very... very brief moment... I thought I heard an enfeild off in the distance.

I'm 3 years old, and what is Day Z?

Take a peak at the electro hills near the northern power plant. See those bushes? Half of them are dead ghillies.

Little editing for ya.

No dip; and I replied with a sarcastic remark. Guess you didn't get my sarcasm.

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That pictures, my eyes... they bleed from pleasureful disgust.