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slappyham

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  1. What are you talking about Septus you utter moron? Who said anything about me being a friendly? And I didn't say anything of the sort you deluded simpleton. People using them to block off single houses in small towns is the one that annoys me, just completely pointless, and if you try and vault over them, you can get stuck/glitch out and break your legs and start bleeding. They should despawn as soon as the pathetic cunt the set them disconnects.
  2. slappyham

    Zombie Children YAY or NAY

    Really though I say yes. Would make the game much more tough as they would be like Oddjob from goldeneye on the n64 lol
  3. I've been camping in the woods for god knows how long, on the outskirts of Elektro, I have so much good loot, and I'm just too scared to venture out haha. It's what I love about this game, I've got a genuine emotional attachment to my character, I've invested so many hours in collecting this stuff. And the fact some guy could shoot me in the back at any minute, is what makes this game so amazing and intense. I'm planning to venture out later tonight, and I know I'm going to spend hours planning how I'm going to go about it, but the fact is, if I wanted, I could chill here and hunt/full up my water bottle in the river close by and stay alive forever. And that's also awesome. But no fun :P
  4. ANNNNNDDDD, I lost everything lol :(
  5. I too enjoy the journey! but once you have cool stuff can't help getting attached! :P
  6. some great posts! @vonlinchen, sorry what? I've been playing this game for months, have died many times already, and have not 'ragequit'..
  7. I'm too scurred! I mainly play solo, so I'd get murdered/raped
  8. slappyham

    Low fps after the 1.7.1 update?

    Just joined a 1.7 server even though I had 1.7.1 installed. Funnily enough my fps was perfectly fine there. not an issue AT ALL. join a 1.71 server and fps is crippled again. anyone got a link to the old ones so I can roll back please? -.-
  9. Running i5 2500k @ 4.7 and a gtx 670 Oc'd 8gig ram, SSD etc.. Expensive rig I'd get fps drops into the low 30's before but this is just ridiculous.
  10. LOL, give it a rest disastr, you sound like a try-hard hipster right now. BF3 is a great game, DICE are the Ars Thanea of game developers.. just because a game is 'mainstream' does not mean it is a bad game. *facepalm*
  11. This is ruining the game for me, (yeah I know it's alpha) But there really needs to be something put in place that stops total pussys from disconnecting in PVP, it is just a fucking joke now. People who actually fire at you first, and when it doesn't go their way, instantly dc, leaving you bleeding, and raged lol. There really needs to be something in place to stop people from doing this.
  12. I love that people do it... It's my best Baiting tactic as a bandit.. I'll say 'Guys I'm stuck in xxxx so many Zeds, don't wanna lose my loot :( help!' While I'm 400 yards away in a forest scoping out said location with my CZ ;)
  13. >Playing pendulum >closes window play some real dnb dude ;)
  14. I'll answer that question with a picture I made :P
  15. ^ agreed it's the one thing that sets this game apart from others and makes it so friggin intense when playing. That awesome stuff you have been spending hours scavenging? YOU COULD LOSE IT ALL in a split second.
  16. slappyham

    What Goes up...

    You're not the brightest of sparks are you? Can't even articulate yourself in a basic sentence. This is an internet message board. People post opinions on things that are posted here, those opinions will differ from person to person. Your video is not funny, it is very irritating actually, some gormless looking chav, screaming and swearing his head off in what looks like a squat.. Maybe if my IQ was around 12 and I watched Jeremy Kyle all day I might find this hilarious.
  17. slappyham

    Incentivizing Behavior

    As a someone that plays solely as a bandit. Can I just say it is much more difficult playing as one. Everyone shoots on sight no matter what, as a survivor this didn't happen at all. I personally like the challenge and much prefer the game as a bandit, so much more intense.. I just wish people would stop making out like being a bandit is some easy ride, because it's not
  18. slappyham

    28 DayZ later

    With just 3 bullets in my Makarov, a friend and I go on the scavenge. Be sure to watch in 1080p :]
  19. slappyham

    28 DayZ later

    thanks man ;D
  20. slappyham

    Can we please center the header?? Ahh!

    ^ total poppycock Please center it.
  21. slappyham

    Melee Weapon Petition

    Most of your points would be void with a STAMINA METER :P
  22. slappyham

    Melee Weapon Petition

    This is easily solved by having a stamina meter....
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