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☣BioHaze☣
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fill em with hope then fill em with lead
☣BioHaze☣ replied to LeeHarveyEnfield's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Somehow you've mistaken rising bile for tears and apparently you like the taste of bile. Here you go Skippy: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/106909-dayz-stories/ Don't say I never gave you anything. Edit: Tales ending in gun fire are one thing. Tales written with the same closing line? F- -
The thing I dislike about forum noobs is there inability to search out the topic they want to discuss rather than create a new post. Of course they post stupid pointless shit or act like what they are doing in game has never been done but the ones that stick with the game find their niche here and settle into the forum where they belong.
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fill em with hope then fill em with lead
☣BioHaze☣ replied to LeeHarveyEnfield's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
"My gun was louder than he was." You've ended similar 2 posts with something like this in row. You need to search for the ancient "DayZ stories" thread and put your posts there. You gutless bandit swine. -
I see you quit smoking. Smart choice. You'll survive longer. The grown-up in me is hoping for release in the next 2 weeks. The child in me wants it on Tuesday. :P
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Quick status update for week 8 November
☣BioHaze☣ replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Trying to contain my excitement is difficult at best. I really hope the Alpher release is as close as I think it is..... -
Quick status update for week 8 November
☣BioHaze☣ replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
....and I want S.T.A.R.S. uniforms from Resident Evil. Do we want DayZ full of homage? -
I do not think that it will likely be the same in that respect personally. I hope not for those of you with the shinier machines. I was only saying how games are often tailored to the median power requirements and display definitions that the public use.
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My rig is fairly outdated but I have confidence that I will run a decent looking version of the SA (for my tastes). It apparently ran the Mod a lot better than people who had faster machines for some odd reason. I wouldn't be surprised if a slightly older mid range rig like mine has less inherent problems than a higher end rig due to the game being optimized for a certain PC power "sweet spot". It makes sense to focus on making it run smoother for the vast majority and fine tune the higher res crowd later.
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So much glorious information from our illustrious leader. It's like being bathed in a torrential downpour after crawling through the desert.... /insert Nick Cage MOAR meme I greedily accept these cookies. Edit: I'm amazed at some of the questions he humors. He is in no way expected to give game dev 101 to all of reddit.... patience of a saint I tell you, patience of a saint.
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*whimper* Yes Mr. Inception. I will try to steer clear of the dark side of the farce.
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I'm hoping that your avatar doesn't end up resembling this before release.
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Quick status update for week 8 November
☣BioHaze☣ replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Dude, no. Shhh.- 226 replies
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Quick status update for week 8 November
☣BioHaze☣ replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
Thank you. "We think we need a minimum of 15 FPS will 50 players, 2000 zombies, and 25000 loot items." Yes, please. Good starting point. -
A bit of a wrap in the testes but if you look at everything he said it's a relatively short list of albeit larger sized bugs.
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Is it possible to clear an entire Chernarus with a massive hoarde of survivors/heroes? Easter egg end game. All major cities Zed clear for specific time length cues choppers for mass evacuation of uninfected in Chernarus. New map unlocks. :P
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I was thinking the same thing. A final test would be closer to 100 ppl, no?
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For those with unrealistic expectations this might certainly hold true.
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Dude. Not cool. No lunch for me today.
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I didn't want the gif to ever finish loading.
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*sigh* *kicks dirt* *pew* zombie falls
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I'll play without patches... even with game breakers. Just say, "No updates until Monday, sorryz." Right? I know it's close. I've never empathized with Gollum more.
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I get to repost this now.
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I hope Rocket posted hype train while piss drunk between to smoking hot Czech chicks and the whole Dev team gets a long weekend to let loose before release and they get swamped again.
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Yeah I don't like much Hip Hop but I like Kool Keith. Master of the Game was more apropos and best track is subjective. I'm going out now but you can release the SA while I'm out, it's cool. I will not check the forums on my date, I will not check the forums on my date....