☣BioHaze☣

1968

For those with unrealistic expectations this might certainly hold true.

Dude. Not cool. No lunch for me today.

I didn't want the gif to ever finish loading.

*sigh* *kicks dirt* *pew* zombie falls

I'll play without patches... even with game breakers. Just say, "No updates until Monday, sorryz." Right? I know it's close. I've never empathized with Gollum more.

I get to repost this now.

I hope Rocket posted hype train while piss drunk between to smoking hot Czech chicks and the whole Dev team gets a long weekend to let loose before release and they get swamped again.

Yeah I don't like much Hip Hop but I like Kool Keith. Master of the Game was more apropos and best track is subjective. I'm going out now but you can release the SA while I'm out, it's cool. I will not check the forums on my date, I will not check the forums on my date....

Ugh. I know! I'm trying to chill but Rocket reddits are making me think....

◕_◕ ༽ Stop Rushing Them Rockets on the battlefield.

Then my Mac friends will have NO EXCUSE!!

Nice South Park reference.

*thumb and forefinger* Shut-uppa-you-mouths witha de speculative release dates already. Jamaican me crazy when you should be Jamaican me a beef patty with cheese instead.

I want to believe that release is so close that my voicing a desire for a key would be pointless. But yeah, that.

DayZ Mod was a top 10 experience for me (30+ years gaming experience). I believe the standalone will be a fully realized and expandable version where the mod was severely limited.

Can we change the terminology to "FPS guys" instead of "CoD kiddies"? It was a thing before CoD.... guys who basically just play FPS games all the time. They're not entertained unless shooting something/someone. These are the same people who call Smash Bros "button mashing". Survival horror should always pit you against non-violent elements and offer many challenges outside of combat. With the right gameplay balance I'm hoping some FPS guys will shy away from DayZ in favor of another game that offers more instant gratification. Personally I would have 0 interest in DayZ if I wanted a constant PvP experience. I came to DayZ for what I thought would be a MMO survival horror experience or what might be characterized as an open world Resident Evil of sorts. For a time, it was glorious....

Charon: Live solely to offer boat rides for 2 cans of beans. Benny Hill/Richard Simmons: Create 40+ zombie conga line in every major city.

Awesome. I'm really interested to see what loot scarcity will be like. Might be easier said than done.

It dawns on me that there are people who would not be satisfied with dev disclosure unless there were webcams in all of the devs workspaces streaming 24/7 with live chat so they can critique and micro manage every choice each team member made.

Don't lump us in with reddit, thanks. Also, you should be able to pick left or right handed character. I am lefty and would greatly appreciate this....

I hope they quietly add children and baby zombies some time down the road and make them rare. I'm not usually one to push a possible ethical boundary in a game but it would be something I think they should consider. If done right, it would be something terrifying and different, bumping up scare/creep factor and adding another style of zombie to contend with (different attacks etc).

TOPIC I have the utmost faith in this dev team. I haven't seen any out and out compromises to what I thought was Rockets vision for this game. I wonder what DayZ looks like from inside Deans head noodle....

"Rocketfoot" Easter zombie. God, I hope so....