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  1. They teleport them to heaven so they can finally Rest in peace.
  2. You fucking life size hills have eyes action figure, You Dick-head, you're more inbred than sandwich filler.
  3. ill happy slap your Iraq'y dad then close line that faggot of his camels back. [warned - Ubi]
  4. Im just going to reel of lyrics i have written untill you stop posting. It's such a treacherous journey through your mothers obsurdly huge cervix you had to learn to walk before that bitch gave birth to you, Her vaginal cavity is like wonderland every week she fucks about a 100man, i was fisting that bitch the other day and im sure somebody shook my hand.
  5. Wagwarn geez dnt b hating on rocket fam hes the only one coding so stop running your gums on the internet, here are some bars that i have written just for you. (8) You're an internet gangster you'll try and shank me with a memory stick like "Yeh blud 20gig you'll fucking remember this" (8) n dnt b hating on me either fam coz ill rush you blud you will get gassed fam, tsk.
  6. Less Penis more pussy.
  7. Take advantage of it, you won't get banned for him handing you the gear.
  8. You never seen Desync have you.
  9. Rocket is probably already writing code for the stand-alone game
  10. I hope to god he stays as far away from that engine as possible.
  11. Hmm, when helicopters was here before they had like infinite ammo, i have seen it on a few videos and i can't see that it has been changed unless it got changed in the Arma 2 patch.
  12. You know the server owner cant spawn zombies right, and there is a bug where alot of zombies will spawn randomly at some location, i was once running through a town with my friend and we was like "huh where are the zombies" about 40 of them spawned 2feet in-front of us. now stop whining you little bitch.
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  14. Seriously, you're bumping the thread every 10minutes and you was telling me to give this guy a break.
  15. The problem with that is, if the person collecting loot get's shot from the other side of the map, they always expect you to know within about a second where they are and then start going "DOOOD WAT THE FUCK WHERE WAS MU COVERZ U R SHIT NEWB GTFO" I understand you cannot shoot across the map but im talking 1000m away
  16. Everyone just swears on these fucking forums, it's bang out of order.
  17. That was the time my Dad came in and snapped my aunty feeling me while i was sleeping, he was like "NOBODY FUCKING CARES" and took the picture and left. Was awake most of the night.
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