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where do hackers teleport vehicles to?
[email protected] replied to rikske66's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
They teleport them to heaven so they can finally Rest in peace. -
How doez a dev team mess up da patch dis badly?
[email protected] replied to BigDaddyDavee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
But he has not posted. . . :( -
How doez a dev team mess up da patch dis badly?
[email protected] replied to BigDaddyDavee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You fucking life size hills have eyes action figure, You Dick-head, you're more inbred than sandwich filler. -
How doez a dev team mess up da patch dis badly?
[email protected] replied to BigDaddyDavee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ill happy slap your Iraq'y dad then close line that faggot of his camels back. [warned - Ubi] -
How doez a dev team mess up da patch dis badly?
[email protected] replied to BigDaddyDavee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Im just going to reel of lyrics i have written untill you stop posting. It's such a treacherous journey through your mothers obsurdly huge cervix you had to learn to walk before that bitch gave birth to you, Her vaginal cavity is like wonderland every week she fucks about a 100man, i was fisting that bitch the other day and im sure somebody shook my hand. -
How doez a dev team mess up da patch dis badly?
[email protected] replied to BigDaddyDavee's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Wagwarn geez dnt b hating on rocket fam hes the only one coding so stop running your gums on the internet, here are some bars that i have written just for you. (8) You're an internet gangster you'll try and shank me with a memory stick like "Yeh blud 20gig you'll fucking remember this" (8) n dnt b hating on me either fam coz ill rush you blud you will get gassed fam, tsk. -
Are helicopters 1huey back?
[email protected] replied to Jonny5's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes, patch notes, read them. -
You're welcome.
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less ammo.. more zombies
[email protected] replied to robinhood (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Less Penis more pussy. -
what's the best solution to stop server hopping?
[email protected] replied to tarquinbb's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We could try just not doing it. -
Given hacked gear, what now?
[email protected] replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Take advantage of it, you won't get banned for him handing you the gear. -
100+ jerry can full tank
[email protected] replied to zeu77455's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You never seen Desync have you. -
GameSpy Dayz News - Standalone before xmas fail?
[email protected] replied to machomanugget's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Rocket is probably already writing code for the stand-alone game -
GameSpy Dayz News - Standalone before xmas fail?
[email protected] replied to machomanugget's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I hope to god he stays as far away from that engine as possible. -
Reloading the Guns on the Heli
[email protected] replied to cheetos (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hmm, when helicopters was here before they had like infinite ammo, i have seen it on a few videos and i can't see that it has been changed unless it got changed in the Arma 2 patch. -
Some people really aren't meant to play this game.
[email protected] replied to j92040's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You know the server owner cant spawn zombies right, and there is a bug where alot of zombies will spawn randomly at some location, i was once running through a town with my friend and we was like "huh where are the zombies" about 40 of them spawned 2feet in-front of us. now stop whining you little bitch. -
I don't want too.
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My theory on what happened to the Military
[email protected] replied to Doom Guy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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DayZ Livestream
[email protected] replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Seriously, you're bumping the thread every 10minutes and you was telling me to give this guy a break. -
Daytime servers during UK nighttime?
[email protected] replied to MC_Vandal's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
norway 9 fr111 -
I made a sniper very happy today LU15
[email protected] replied to GetYouBarbara's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The problem with that is, if the person collecting loot get's shot from the other side of the map, they always expect you to know within about a second where they are and then start going "DOOOD WAT THE FUCK WHERE WAS MU COVERZ U R SHIT NEWB GTFO" I understand you cannot shoot across the map but im talking 1000m away -
New Dayz Backpack 50+ Slots *next Patch*
[email protected] replied to samuraiogc's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Bike bus. -
Nerf: So now to kill a player with full health it takes....
[email protected] replied to bogroll (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Everyone just swears on these fucking forums, it's bang out of order. -
DayZ Livestream
[email protected] replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That was the time my Dad came in and snapped my aunty feeling me while i was sleeping, he was like "NOBODY FUCKING CARES" and took the picture and left. Was awake most of the night. -
Nerf: So now to kill a player with full health it takes....
[email protected] replied to bogroll (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Sorry, CoD is not incorporated on this game.