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http://dayzdev.tumblr.com/post/28904791570/the-end-of-the-beginning OSH, cannot wait.

I have one. Ok i don't.

I once broke my friends legs trying to run past him in the apartments.

Both are as shit as each other.

When i have a child i will game with them, and if they do not like it then i will disown them.

Well, im not going to post it here just google it and you will find it easy enough. Edit, Why won't i post it? because i don't want another Forum ban already had 2. ( Private hive's get black listed )

Overly long use of the space bar right.

Because Tentception. Edit, Fucking hell someone already beat me too it. You prick. I joke i love you.

Set it to a private hive and add it manually, Many private server's have vehicles that are not in the normal hive servers.

Cheryl Cole is not a mum. I think that's Cheryl Cole anyway but still she's sexy as hell.

Hacking wont be dealt with till the stand-alone. Patch was ment to hit after Gamescon.

Basically the game is duping there bodies, happens sometimes by accident and then you just loot the other body so you get x2 stuff. Happend a few times to the guys in my clan, like putting on a ghillie suite would teleport the player away, then teleport them back and there would be a copy of his body, just loot it and move on.

^ Shut the fuck up.

Search button, no you won't be banned for using it.

My clan was planning on executing someone we picked up in a truck, turn's out he sat in the truck for about 45min's while we did our own little thing without doing anything wrong, then alot of them was having second thoughts however me and one other was adamant on killing him. We came to an agreement that we would give him a Lee Enfield and send him on his way, unfortunately he got shot in the face with a sniper rifle. on a un-related note, When will Amazon deliver my fucking parcel? it's 10AM.

I know a couple of female's who play DayZ, one of them is apart of the clan.

I would but your name is "Gurkhin" and they taste fucking horrible, seriously. Also, i know "Gurkhin" is not spelt the correct way, but it still resembles gherkin when said, so fuck off.

Most scripters on this game simply do it because they know people will rage, that's not, and it's probably fun to them and no matter how much you say they're kids or fags or dicks, they still will do it because it provokes a reaction. Oh and Battleye is fucking terrible. Btw, Google chrome's auto spell check, turned "Scripters" into "Scriptorium" Who the fuck add's these spelling changes, Dyslexics?

Forum's got shitty, First world problems.

It's because you're a server hopping faggot and did not give your gear time to save.

I have being spawning at the coast since the new patch also, Rocket hotfix needed :P

DayZ got stand-alone launch, all them issues will be fixed, Next please.

Once broke my leg on a rock in the forrest, was hilarious.

There is like 20 in my group, at around 7-8PM there is about 10-15 People online and then a bit later the rest come online, it can be hard to find where everyone is and pick everyone up etc but we have 2 helicopters and multiple cars so it's not too difficult we have no trouble when it come's to giving directions or spotting players, because there is so many of us people tend to try stay away as we all run together.