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Everything posted by m.w. vindicator
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[SA] 20% chance that gun jams when firing below 50% weapon health
m.w. vindicator replied to pinapple900's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Clearing a jam on a pistol takes a few seconds, not 30. I am speaking from experience -
I would probably walk around rather nonchalant. Whenever another player runs up, I'll say something stalker. Like: "Uberi oruje" - Put your weapon away "Stvol uberi snachala, potom pogovorim" - Put your weapon away first, then we'll talk Or Get out of here Stalker!
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Basically equivalent to Defcon 2
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:beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: TAKE THEM ALL
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Someone please edit Rocket's face on there guys..pls
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It is a little busy today
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Check my title brah
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It seems you MIGHT just be right :D They need an extra tester to get to 30!
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We'll call it the infinite Tuesday theorem.
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In order to work more effeciently it appears Rocket cloned himself. Either that or Fraggle thought it would be funny to be Rocket for a day
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It turns out I was wrong. It wasn't thirty seconds from when I posted. bummer. but hey, it could be the next 30 second interval :)
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You might just be right. It might take a month and a half. Or you might be wrong, AND IT COMES OUT IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!
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Very soon, I to will be chosen. Post 1337 is on its way. I will get my key, and I will be on the test server in all its glory. It is foolproof.
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Once I get to 1337 post I getz beanz and standalone
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I really shouldn't be arguing about STDs on the November round-up thread. My bad :(
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First I don't randomly say things. I go to university to learn things. I am in a Microbiology class right now. sexual items are obviously going to carry things. They are involved in the act. But toilets aren't involved in sex so I don't see any reason why those microbes would be there. Many microbes can't survive long outside a human or other animal. Toilets seats would be very difficult to live on because they are cleaned often more than twice a day with things like bleach, that would kill most everything. Toilet would have some microbes on them, but it would be stuff found on your skin, not stuff from sex. Unless you can provide me an article proving that people have gotten STDs on toilets, you sound pretty incorrect. :facepalm: oh, ffs, no I don't comment randomly and, to an extent( (I am no moron for sure but I am also not Eisenstein himself) , I do know what I am talk about. I am having trouble not simply cursing you out. But I will refrain because it is a poor way to make a point. EDIT BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FULL RETARD: http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/what-can-you-catch-in-restrooms A link proving you wrong
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Rocket and Matt???? Quick everyone, behave yourselves.
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Sexually transmitted disease. I.e transmitted through sexual contact with a host. You don't get STDs from everyday objects lol haha. Antibiotics can help most bacterial stds. Viral ones are another thing entirely. I guess I am just speaking for myself. Maybe you go to the bathroom in really fucking weird ways XD!
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It Was a post about being radical. The intent was not to make sense. Te the lading craft the troops were taking fire from German bunkers, many of which were equipped with mg34. The landing craft were covered by the navies. I randomly decided that it would the sound of the big guns from a British cruiser. The. Germans often used 37mm auto cannons for air defense. On d-day , those AAA guns would have been blasting away all day on d-day. So there you go. Explaination
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30 SECONDS!! *MG34 bullets ping and thud on the side off the metal. 15in guns rip through the air from the British Cruisers. 37mm AAA blasts away at the dozens of aircraft flying about* EDIT: 10 SECONDS *you shit your pants. the guy next to you explodes. A 105mm artillery connects with a nearby vessel* EDIT GO GO GO!!! DayZ is out, what are you doing here? Alright I have had enough fanatical maniacal unbridled impure radicalism. I am done B) EDIT I MISSED MY 1,300 post Alt+F4 :(
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Being conservative is boring. Need more fanatical maniacal unbridled impure radicalism on this forum. Lets freak out like the release is imminent in the next 30 seconds!
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Meh, I say under the best circumstance it will come out in three weeks. That way, if it nothing happens next week, I will not be disappointed. But if something does happen next week, I will be pleasantly surprised :)
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No post for an hour O_o Playing the game is just too fun :D
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It seems that there is no simple solution. Some players want their characters to be civilians while others would prefer to be more military orientated. Maybe, down the line, one could select the level of experience there character has. People who want to power game and people who would like to have some military experience would slide the slider to the military side. People who would like to play as a civilian could slide the slider to the civilian side. Of course, having military experience would be "more powerful" than a civilian. But many players would still play as a civilian due to various reasons. Wanting to play on"hard" mode. The role playing value would be good too. Rocket has stated that he wants players to level up in the background. People who put lots of car parts together eventually get better at it and doing it quicker. People who put the slider on the military side would start with more weapon experience. military standard reloading times. military level aiming and recoil control. etc etc. PLayers who choose to play as a civilian would be at a disadvantage. Most multiplayer games can't do this because it wouldn't be balanced. DayZ however, has never really been about balance, so the devs could do something like this I feel. Also the military experience should be at the experience of a Chernarussian Defense Force (CDF) rifleman. Not some spec-op. The middle ground would be the experience of a NAPA guerilla or so. What do you all think?
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Arma 2 and Arma 3 already have head bob. How is your purposal any different? I currently use head bob because you can tell how fast you are moving and in what stance you are in from the head bob. EDIT: GRAMMAR