Inception.

62 bandit kills on this account currently [i have two accounts]. Only three murders [i mistaked them for bandits]. So basically I'm a bandit hunter one account, and a survivor stalker on the other.

Nice one!

Yep. I've got one. The other day I was in Rogovo, casually by passing the town, when I saw another player. I decided to check him out. He had an an M4A1 CCO SD as his primary and an AS50 in his backpack [he went AFK for two minutes, which gave me time to check his gear]. So I decided to stalk him for a while. He was going through the forests heading north, checking deer stands, etc. He/we went west of the NWAF [good choice by him], and I figured out that he was searching for crashed heli loot spots [because he would go into tree lines and RG the open fields. By the time we made it to Lopatino about an hour and 35 minutes had passed. He still hadn't of noticed me [ghillie suit + my stealth = that result]. I was contemplating to whether or not kill him...I came to the decision of eliminating him. I don't really know why. So I took his AS50 out of his backpack, waited for him to run in an open field. I then fired a shot passed his head [intentionally] and he went prone immediately. [i was in a deer stand so I could see him clearly, but he didn't know my location.] I know he checked his backpack for the AS50 so he could try and countersnipe me. Moments later, after he checked his backpack, I heard him faintly on the direct coms saying to himself, "The fuckin' ninja stole my AS50". So that's when I ended his life. I did feel a tad bit bad afterwards, knowing that he had walked for hours, only to end up dead. Oh well. It was a fun stalk while it lasted.

"scumbag" "douchebag" "asshole" "dickbag" Oh, you're all just whining little bitches. Get over it.

...so I just downloaded the latest patch, and then instead of spawning on the outskirts of Novy Sobor I spawn in Solinchnoy [mispelt, I know]. No gear, except for a flashlight, painkillers and a bandage. FUCK. I'm not annoyed at losing me gear. I'm fucking annoyed at the fact that I can no longer head to Pavlova with morphine and help out a player with a broken bone. I feel sorry for him, now. ._. EDIT: Sorry the title should have "my" not "me" in it. EDIT: my character has magically spawned back in the correct place with my NV goggles and M107. IT'S ALL GOOOOD

Oh really? Thank you!

Yes I am...this is the Beta that the majority of the servers have recently updated to.

Magically my character has, after server hopping a few times, spawned back near where it was DCed last with all of my gear. Thanks for your help, anyway.

Version: 1.61.95054 I was correct.

Yes I know that I have updated it correctly.

Six Launcher does it automatically, and it tells you what version you are running when you're looking at the server lists in game. The version is 1.61.95 something.

5 minutes. What if someone has to do something and they like this server? They have to wait 30 minutes to get back on it?

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/37040-fort-friendly-social-experiment/ I'm going to just leave that there, and let you decided whatever the fuck you want to do.

Alright, I'll be there soon with my M203.

Not quite sure. But do you know where you are? [if not you could always DC and then come back in]. I would be willing to make my way across to you [if it's not too far] and then give you morphine. Message me if you are interested.

Evil prevails when good men do nothing. Don't quit so easily.

Currently on my second account I go to popular places and play creepy sounds on Direct Communication [like a demonic "I see you..."], thus scaring the living shit out of people. It's blood hilarious. Other than that, once I return high-value gear to camp, I go around bandit killing; I stalk them, perhaps play some creepy sounds and then I kill them.

Good idea.

I think I said this before, but personally it'd be really good to get some tension into the game; I WANT to be scared at night in DayZ.

So the zombies currently have sight and hearing. Their hearing a tad bit stronger than their sight, but we all know that. What about a smell feature? 1. When you spawn in [or respawn, so essentially it's a fresh spawn], your character is not affected by smell [so they are "clean"]. 2. After running for a while, your character starts to smell [so it would be good if you could have another "meter", like the recently added visual one to tell you the level of how bad you smell] 3. So the more you smell, the more zombies will be attracted to the smell [of course there would have to be a distance before they are oblivious to the smell] 4. You could clean yourself by using water/pepsi/coke. It's not a tough thing to manage, because of how easy it is to find drinks. But it just adds that bit more realism. What do you think?

"Who's shooting in Cherno?" LOL :D

Is it normal to just spawn in dead? Last night I remember logging out in a longhouse. Not bleeding, not being shot at...nothing. Today I log in and I am asked which gender I wish to play as. FUCK ME, MAN Oh well. Luckily my camp is loaded with good shit. EDIT: NEVER FEAR, I'M BACK ALIVE

Twelve servers I have tried, and none worked. I'm stuck on the loading screen with the white/green bar. Any help? I was playing yesterday. EDIT: Oh has a new patch come out since yesterday? That might be the reason. Could someone please link me to the download? [i would normally use Six Updater but that's not working.]

I know of such a thing, but I haven't heard of this bug before.

All I'm going to do is leave this.