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Inception.

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  1. Inception.

    Night-Time..?

    That's the cheap way. Either play in the dark without altering your setting or get a pair of sexy NVGs.
  2. Inception.

    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    You know, earlier today DayZ was working just fine. I exit it for a few hours and come back. I try to join a server and I'm greeted with this fucking stupid "connecting failed" bullshit error. If it's not that, it's "wait for host" for hours. And if it's not that, it's some other stupid shit. Any help?
  3. Inception.

    New Player here!

    PROTIP: VANILLA ICE ICE BABY
  4. Inception.

    New Player here!

    .
  5. Inception.

    Spawn protection?

    DUDE I TOTALLY AGREE. IT NEEDS TO BE DONE BRAAAAAH
  6. Inception.

    Spawn protection?

    You're an ass. Why do you keep bringing up these ancient posts?
  7. Inception.

    Hmmmm, need some input.

    I agree. It put tear in my eye ;'(
  8. Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your right, you would see Cherno; home of no loot. What? I am been all around Cherno in four different servers now. No loot anywhere. Is there a reason for this?
  9. Inception.

    Hmmmm, need some input.

    Stop it you Vaseline.
  10. Inception.

    No loot what so ever?

    But there is no loot, literally. No cans...nothing. Not even things that are useless.
  11. Inception.

    Girls

    I am a male and I play as both male and female. Male on one account, female on the other.
  12. Inception.

    Big camp on 913

    DIS IS DA BANDIT FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
  13. Of course I'm a virgin, you ignorant fuck.
  14. Inception.

    Enraging survivors

    So I was on US 669 with three of my group members and we went to loot the Factory for car parts as some of our vehicles were lacking some. We did the normal strategy. I was overwatch [with my precious AS50 ;D], LostCause was my back-up and Dune and DrGanja went in for the parts. It was 10 minutes into the loot when I noticed another sniper on the hill directly nor-nor-east of me. I then saw his two other friends. Being the nasty fuck I am, I took three shots at each of them and the all died. Five minutes later, one of them on Side Chat say "u fuckin cunt!!!!!1!! i lost my cz550 cuz of u. CUNTT!!!" Needless to say, I think he was mad.
  15. [ignore this, it posted twice]
  16. You seem to like calling others virgins. Any reason for this? Does it fulfill what you want but cannot have?
  17. Inception.

    US957 Sniper

    Do you even know what "getting out-gunned" means?
  18. Inception.

    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    US and Australian mainly.
  19. Inception.

    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    Ergh, the loading times take FOREVER.
  20. Inception.

    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    Good.
  21. Inception.

    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    Tell me. How many times have you said that?
  22. Inception.

    FUCKING BULLSHIT

    Both.
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