Inception.

I'm currently at the NWAF on a max pop server using ONLY an Enfield. :D

So I go to the office building in Cherno and find a fuckload of bodies [i heard M107 shots around there earlier]. I found an AKM, Coyote backpack and other useful stuff. I then head to the supermarket...nothing there. So I head out back and what do I see? Another player crawling through the broken bottom of the wall. "Friendly, friendly. If you don't shoot, I don't shoot. It's a simple as that. I don't want any trouble. I'm going to go away no-" BAM. He spams an M107, just missing me. I ran like hell, dodging his bullets. I ran for about 10 minutes away from Elektro, and DCed in the forests so I could come and post this. He was the same fuck who killed the six other people. Ahh, I'm going to give up on calling out friendly several times on fucking direct com, and either shoot players or avoid them. There's no point.

I did avoid him, but I didn't want to shoot. Although, I would have shot if I knew it was the M107 guy.

My previous character [i don't count these stupid encounters as proper characters], I was a bandit. I just felt like being nice for once, and I guess it doesn't work.

"I ran like hell, dodging his bullets..." Oh I'm sorry, it did look like that.

Also, no, I wasn't being chased. The other guy died.

So running away for 10+ minutes and then DCing whilst not under fire is considered DCing in combat, now?

"Didn't even need to read after your "Until school is back in session, and the adults can get back to actually enjoying a zombie survival game," phrase. Really? Half of the bandits are 18+.

I had recently clicked respawn on myself to have a fun, fresh start. I was strolling through Cherno with my AK47 and saw a player run into the church. It didn't look like he had any weapons, so I went over there. When I came to the church door, I saw that he had been knocked out by the zombies and they were eating him. I decided to help him. I placed bullets into the zombies, carefully avoiding the unknown player. After the zombies had been eliminated, I dragged his bleeding, unconscious body into the church and closed the doors. I then proceeded to bandage him, give him morphine, an epi-pen and then give him a blood transfusion. As soon as he got up, he ran to the back of the church and stared at me. I spoke on direct comms saying "considering I have just saved your life, wouldn't it be obvious that I don't want to kill you? Also, since you are unarmed, there is no reason to kill you." No response. It didn't matter, though. I just felt happy that I had helped a man. After looting the bodies, I decided to give him my M1911 so he could have something to fight off players and/or zombies with. The next thing you know, I am lying dead on the flood because he shot me. Unfortunately for him, I had snipers placed on the roof's overlooking Cherno.

I had just respawned and I saw this guy running along with an axe while being chased by zombies. I offered to give him some help but he just starting to attack me. I was running for ages in circles being chased by him, saying how pathetic he was. I had nothing at all. No weapons, no gear. Aside from a bandage, painkillers and a flashlight. Why? What is the fucking point in doing that? EDIT: His name is Kieran, and he is currently playing on an NZ server if anyone cares.

"Why?" being a question, in which I was asking people. One would have to be a little child to cry about such things.

1. Your assumption of me being butthurt is pretty fucking incorrect. 2. Time? It took me less than two minutes.

I know, I just felt like being nice.

Haha, I ran pretty far away from him and sat down in-game. I saw him run at me, so I just pressed "respawn".

Not a tear was shed. I was laughing at him on direct comms.

Go to your inventory and look at the ACP rounds. Is the green bar of one of them really small?

Am I the only one [obviously hyperbolic] that has not encountered a shittone of hackers? The only hacker-like situation was when I saw a landed helicopter...but I managed to kill the hacker. He didn't even do anything. I am starting to doubt if he was a hacker. I play on Australian/New Zealand/US based Australian servers whenever I can. US 669 is one of the only other servers that I play on because my base is located there. I see so many people complaining about hackers...perhaps Australia/New Zealand players are just fucking amazing? EDIT: For those that didn't know... If something is hyperbolic, it has been exaggerated.

Everyone makes "mistakes". And don't bother expecting intellectual-like replies. People just like to flame. What is with this "tl;dr" bullshit? Do you all lack the mind power to do so? I think it was good of you to share this.

Oh, my sincere apologies.

Hence my "[obviously hyperbolic]" phrase.

You seem really mad. Is it too boring to snipe players of better skill?

HAH that was pretty funny to watch.

I'M SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT BEANS ARE BETTER THAN SARDINES! SARDINES ARE BETTER BECAUSE THEY COME IN A CAN! JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!!@!!!!!111!! GET YA BRAINS RIEGT EDIT: Sardines + Pasta + Frank and Beans > Beans

gooby pls

Oh yes. That would make my job as a bandit hunter a tad bit more pleasurable.