Inception.

Well, some time ago I downloaded the single player mod from someone before Rocket "ceased" it from being avaiable from download. I would just run the DayZ SP in the Scenarios part. Now, I just run OA and play it from there.

Personally, I loved Side Chat. It didn't feel so lonely when playing by myself. I also love watching players spaw the chat with rage messages B)

Probably, as of late, the stupidest death that I have had occur to me was when a zombie spawned on me, broke my leg and sent me unconscious. Fuck those zombies, man.

So basically, my friend and I are heading towards a place where my car is located [it has plenty of weapons; 3 DMRs lol don't ask why] and we get there but my car is no where to be found...we're basically stranded. We find a tractor nearby but it is completely fucked. I ask my other friend to pick us up in the offroad truck, but somehow it's not there. Brilliant. The only other vehicles we have are two tractors and a VW [we used to have a URAL but it was blown up in a raid]. My other friend checks the tractors for stuff and, magically, the VW disappears before his eyes. Ultimately, we are stuck. 5k's off any town...8k's off base camp. We have no other vehicles that can fit more than two people. Such buggy vehicles and servers. OH I forgot to mention: My backpack, upon logging back in after dinner, ate up my M107. Brilliant, isn't it? Anyway, I guess we'd better start running.

I've got NVGs, too. Glad it's an Australian server :D But I'm way too far off, sorry. Haha.

Personally, Assassin's Creed is my favourite game series of all time and I am more than pumped for AC III. But I'm glad you didn't just flame it because you disliked whatever it is you dislike about it.

Those were such fucking stupid suggests aside from the god Rocket, sorry.

Give me the server name and location.

As Eames would say... "thank you for your contribution". Now fuck off.

M4A1 CCO SD. I need not say more.

I love it :D Two shot body kill on zombies, which is amazing.

So some of you may have read some posts of mine that have pretty much been the same thing: "Bandits =/= murderers." I really can't stress this point any further. A murderer is one who kills another because they can. Not for their loot, not because they are a threat. Murderers, for example, are those who sit on the hills that surround Cherno/Elektro [perhaps Berezino] sniping the somewhat fresh spawns with their .50 cals [or DMRs for the NVGers]. A bandit is one who kills when they deem the situation to be in necessity of said product. A bandit is one who robs other players because they NEED the items/equipment to survive, or want an upgrade from their current equipment. I recall a player named Acebane [he has a YT channel which I forgot the exact username, sorry] who is quite a successful bandit. One of his videos included him holding up a player a robbing his victim of his M24; he ALSO gave the player his M107 in replacement. No one died nor did anyone need to. He gave the victim specific instructions that if were disobeyed, they would end in the victim's life being ended. If you don't do what the robber/bandit asks, then you die. It's simple. Murderers are NOT bandits. Do not give us a bad name by mislabeling. And murderers, don't call yourself bandits. You are merely an irritation to most; a target to others. The majority of murderers aren't very good shots, so it's quite easy to eradicate them. Don't complain about murderers [no, I'm not complaining about murderers myself] on these forums. If you don't like them, do something about it. So once again, bandits =/= murderers. Differentiate between the two. Good night. EDIT: I also forgot the tl;dr version. tl;dr-- second line in my signature. EDIT 2: This is the video that I was referring to. Thanks to Acebane for providing it; sub to him!

M4A1 CCO SD. Tranquility is power.

I don't really see why one would rob a player for something that they don't need. But if it's to make the other person "feel bad" [or something], then it's being cruel. But it's not being a murderer. I like those who are cruel.

Then you're a cruel motherfucker. I like it ;]

It makes them feel special because they can repeat overused phrases. Also, their lack of vocabulary and mind power disallows them to post anything constructive.

An idea stays. An idea is passed along so it can thrive; an idea grows.

"bandits murder people...without murderering them." No, bandits only murder if their victim is too stupid to not listen to them.

Ahh, typical. It really just wastes other people's time; your two friends, in this case.

Would you mind justifying why your death was not a necessity for him?

As of late I have only been affected by teleportation. Other than that, beans for you.

+1 internets to you good sirs. FUCKING AMAZING

Improved version: STEP ONE: PUT ON A FLASHLIGHT STEP TWO: TURN ON THE FLASHLIGHT STEP THREE: USE THE FLASH LIGHT STEP FOUR: REPEAT ALL STEPS UNTIL DESIRED. Top of the morning, exploiter.

Is this the goat okay?! IT BETTER BE, MOTHERFUCKER

Well, a zombie spawned on me and broke my leg the other day. Haha.