Inception.

The 047 is.

"if you feel obligated to bring for safety feel free. I will do the same." But, the question is, how do you know that there are friends if you cannot see them?

Just a few questions that I would really appreciate them to be answered, thanks. 1. I have read that DayZ shall follow the Minecraft purchasing system. What will the base price be? Because I honestly don't have that much cash. 2. What will the maximum price be?

Argh, sometimes when I backspace things the word is placed somewhere else instead of where I want it to be. Thanks for the pickup :D

Yes, this is what I suspected.

Only $20? Sheesh.

Never would I, unless I know that they are a threat.

"DayZ is set to follow the Minecraft pricing and development model."

My L85A2 sends his regards.

NO BUMPS FOR YOU

Now that I think about it, this is the greatest post I've ever read. BEANS for you.

Just a short story here... So I log back in after logging off last night and I'm in the southern barracks of the NWAF [third room]. When I am fully in I am, to my surprise, DIRECTLY behind a player. Also, we are the only two on the server [LOL]. So I know that as soon as he discovers me, he will kill me because he'll think the same. [i wouldn't kill him if he wouldn't to me, mind you]. I say on direct coms "Top of the morning, old chap!". He freaks out and quickly turns around so I pump him full of lead. But anyway, I find that really funny, considering he was the only other person on the server. EDIT, thanks to Larkins: NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS, SORRY HARRISON. GOD I SHOULD JUST END MYSELF NOW FOR FORGETTING

No.

If my "story" is written in a superior manner regarding literacy, do I win?

That's the way to go. I'm sure you'll get some good youngsters.

Quite stereotypical, don't you think? Oh well.

Depends on what server region you're looking for.

One would have to have a bad taste in movies not to understand.

Tell me, why does everyone have a 16+ age minimum?

How do you feel about this? How do you feel about this?

How do you feel about this? I'm sure your opposition feels greatly depressed to a point of suicide.

'Tis the tale of what the title states, I suppose. So my friend and I decided on heading to Vybor to look for camping tents, as they spawn commonly in supermarkets. I was equipped with an L85A2 AWS, G17C and NVGs. He had an M4A3 CCO, NVGs and a G17C. So we arrive at Vybor's supermarket and there is no tent in there, unfortunately. Because I had only a small amount of time before I had to get off, we chose to server hop until we found one tent [to speed up the process. He couldn't carry it because his backpack and inventory was full, so I needed to be on to carry one if he found it.] After serving hopping for a bit, he finally finds one and gives it to me. The server that we were on kicked us off for some reason, so I tried to find another server. I find a server with only two other people on it, and we join. After looking around the supermarket a bit, I felt like I needed to thermal scan the surrounding area. After scanning down the road, what do I see? A motorcycle, just sitting there. I immediately go prone and state to my friend [DesolateChris] that there's a motorcycle near us. Another friend in our Skype call states that motorcycles don't spawn there. I immediately go into full-awareness mode, ready for a firefight. After watching the bike for a bit, I decide to check it out. The bike had three cans of beans and one jerry can. I check the parts and it's all green with 100% fuel. It was very odd, to find a motorcycle parked by a player on a server with only two other players. Lucky find, I guess. So I, like the majority of players would, hop on the bike and start to drive it away, out of the town for safety [my group is desperate for vehicles since our last ones magically disappeared]. 10 seconds after I start up the engine, DesolateChris and I hear "stop the bike!" from direct communication. I quickly hold down shift and start to zig-zag with the bike. Silenced M4 rounds start flying over my head and at the bike. Luckily, he was a horrible shot and completely missed both myself and the bike. I drive it around 1k away, so that I know he couldn't have followed me. You know what happens next? "No message recieved for 10 seconds-20 seconds-30 seconds" and so on. I then know with complete certainty that he restarted the server [NOTE: I know he is the server admin because DesolateChris stated to me that an admin was in game prior to us joining the server]. I was completely pissed at the fucker for doing that. Absolutely enraged. At this point I knew my goal was to eliminate him, not matter the costs. I hadn't been in a firefight/seen a player for days [both in game and real life]. Because he fired at me first, he was in deservation of death. So after a few minutes, and after the server is back up, we rejoin. When I spawn in, the bike isn't near me, of course. So I sprint back to Vybor. I tell DesolateChris to log back in, and be ready to eliminate "podge" [as his name was]. After reaching 400 metres from town, I thermal the side of Vybor, and I see podge crouch running to a building with my thermal. Of course, DesolateChris and myself were in no position to take him out, so it wasn't an option. I run closer and wait for him. I had lost sight of him after he went into the house. We then soon realise that he's DCed, but still in the lobby. I jump to the conclusion that's DCed in the building. We set up positions of both sides of the house [DesolateChris in the tree since he had a ghillie, and me facing the road side of the house]. He doesn't come back into the game for at least 15 minutes. AS SOON as DesolateChris states that he's back in, a zombie magically becomes agro on me and breaks my leg [of all the times, why now?!]. I was forced to fire my L85 to take it out. The zombie had COMPLETELY fucked everything up. We were going to surprise attack the stupid server admin, but the zombie...argh, I was even more pissed than when podge restarted the server. I then realised, after dealing with the zombie and my broken leg, that there is no player in the house. The bike isn't where I found it. So podge must have left some time after he entered that house when I was aimed in on it. We decide to leave and go the NWAF. Ahh, pity. I would have loved that bike. Fuck admin-power abusing admins.

AS50 for rotor assembly... AS50 and the SVD Camo are far more rare than RA's.

Yeah, sorry. I didn't exactly know, haha.

Pure brilliance.