Inception.

I know what fun is, I just felt like shitting on the party.

I've been playing DayZ with external music for months now, and I haven't complained about zombies nor MURDERERS.

Don't have one particular favourite, but here are my FAVOURITES: Sacriel42 PSISyndicate DaSquirrelsNuts [i think it's spelt that way] OshiSeven Fhr0pe FrankieONPCin1080p [Again, differently spelt I believe] Seananners Shibby42 And some others that I can't really remember.

Only reason I play is so that I can have an extra character easily.

Nothing happens when you drink Mountain Dew. It's just like Green Mountain. It's all some make-believe bullshit where people try and make coincidences more than mere coincidences.

Well what about food and drink? I heard something about you will have to hear you stomach rumble if you're hungry [not sure about water] and I think that is good in a way but is really fucking stupid in another. Good: realistic. Bad: So now I'm not allowed to play external music up all the way whilst playing DayZ?

If I tell someone with a Hero skin to drop their gun and stop moving [or any other instructions] and they disobey me, I don't hesitate to shoot; they're dead in a heartbeat. One's skin does not stop me for doing what I have always done, regardless of what they have done.

buahahahahaa BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUUUU Amen.

No mother of god I don't no what is this no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO I have never seen something like this before

Just wanting to see what people like and dislike. Don't even try and correct me on what I have put in there.

I'm a bandit [=/= murderer] and I regularly hold players up to rob them/trade [although when I trade I am always of the higher status in the manner of firepower positioning]. I only kill players when in a firefight or one doesn't do what I tell them to. You disobey, and you die. It's kind of simple.

Coyote is bigger. Alice is more common than the Czech.

THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS

Stupid post, stupid OP, regardless of anything.

Of course DayZ has changed, what a silly statement. No game has ever, nor will ever, "stay the same".

So I have an AS50 and an L85A2 AWS, right? RIGHT? An average setup. All geared. I have my AS50 in my backpack and L85 in my main inventory. I log out to get a drink. I log back in. Ooh look! No AS50! Bloody brilliant, mate. This is the first time that I've been actually really pissed off. I'm a big fan of snipers and I have, after hours of practice, become an excellent marksman. Only problem is, all of my snipers have despawned or been taken by hackers. [This includes: M24, DMR, AS50, M107, CZ 550, SVD Camo--two of them, to be exact--...etc. Pretty much every sniper I have had has despawned sooner or later. I had only just recieved my AS50 for it be despawned.] It really pissed me off. One of my group members has an AS50, but it's his. At least we still have a sniper, I supposee. I am really, really, beyond pissed at that. Hopefully we'll find a crashed heli sooner or later. I wouldn't mind a DMR or an M24, though. Even though I'm bloody fucking pissed, I'm still going to play. Persevere, people!

Yes, I could actually do that. It would be a lot of fun... Maybe I will...

Yeah, I know what you mean by it being destroyed. But mine was still in my backpack when i logged out, and gone when I logged back in.

No no, I had got it yesterday and had it ever since. I just thought that one day was short.

this post now has aids

xD I haven't actually ridden a bike [iRL] for at least three years.

LOOK JESSICA YOU STUPID BITCH, THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED THIS STUFF I ORDERED A FALSE AFRICAN PASSPORT. THAT WAS OVER A MONTH AGO. IF YOU DON'T GET ME IT SOON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MUTILATE YOUR DOG

Can I have a false South African passports?

The hacking situation won't be "solved". THERE IS NO SOLUTION to hacking. Of course, it will help destroy the majority of it, but not all. Also, Rocket can't put the mod into a game/into standalone right now. Therefore, he barely can do anything to stop the hacking.

Sounds heart warming!