Inception.

You can toggle your debug monitor. Research things before posting them.

Their not immune to my dild-M14. Yes. M14. That's it.

Seems as if the server has gone down.

How do you feel about that?

That's not what he means. He means people who are counter hacking the 'bad' hackers.

M9SD and then the PDW comes next.

Yeah, only problem is that this server is where I have all of my vehicles on. Thanks for the tips, though.

I completely agree.

Well I think your title is a bit misleading, but I agree.

Don't you enjoy being fucked left?

They don't make you do fuck all.

Why is this guy forum banned?

The chopper will crash, as there is no pilot. I would suggest either aborting or ejecting if safe [aborting is probably safer, considering you'll be placed on the ground upon next log-in].

Bandits hardly exist. They're all murderers now.

I agree. Anyone that prefers drinking soda [ESPECIALLY COKE] over water is obviously uneducated in that aspect [providing they actually want to live longer].

You're obviously a bad player if you can't survive for long enough to get a gun. Sure. Go and script in. I can even tell you how if you want. BUT, if you do get globally banned and then try and redeem yourself by saying "oh my CD key was stolen" or some other stupid excuse, your post will contradict that.

Wouldn't it be easier to ask what guns are actually legit?

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Bandits have morals. What the hell are you talking about? Murderers have no morals.

IT USED TO BE IN THE GAME.

Holy shit I am so fucking tired of these comparisons between CoD and DayZ. PEOPLE. THE ONLY THING SIMILAR IS THE 'SHOOTING ON SIGHT' ASPECT. AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAPPEN WITH EVERYONE. IN COD, PEOPLE, 99% OF THE TIME, WILL KILL THEIR ENEMIES IF THEY GET A CHANCE. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN DAYZ, TO THAT PERCENTAGE. I swear to god, if I see another one...

It is inevitable.

Artifacting is fixed for most, but there are still some bugs.

"I wanna get high" LOLLOLOLOLLOLOL

Now, we all know how annoying both of those things can be. But there is a fix. YOU MUST LET BATTLEYE FIRST UPDATE BEFORE CLICKING 'OK'. When joining a lobby, DO NOT CLICK 'OK' STRAIGHT AWAY. Stay there for a bit, until in the bottom left corner you see this message: "BattlEye Client: Server requiring client version ___. Up-to-date" The photo below shows that [as seen in the red box]. Most of the time you shall see the other two messages, but if not, THAT DOES NOT MATTER. WARNING: Joining servers that are running a different DayZ version to you WILL get you stuck on loading. The solution I have provided does NOT apply to this. Now, what happens when you do this, but still get stuck on loading? [SELDOM SHALL YOU GET STUCK ON LOADING ON SERVERS THAT ARE RUNNING THE SAME DAYZ VERSION AS YOU IF YOU USE THIS FIX, BUT IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES]. DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CLIENT. If you want to avoid getting spawned on the coast, open up a new DayZ game WITHOUT closing your other one. Most of the time this works. NOTE: Some servers have LONG loading times. BUT, this is only when they are on the loading screen that DOES NOT have the green bar. If you are stuck on the loading screen WITH the green bar, see former paragraph. This works for me, so it shall maybe work for you. Let's see. EDIT: In the photo below, ignore the blacked out stuff. That was a server message from a previous server.