Inception.

Try game booster, for a start. It's really good.

Sheesh, the lack of knowledge is astounding. You're not a bandit, you're just someone who gets off to killing people for no valid reason.

Well, I am running various programs to help boost such a thing.

DMR > all. Another great thing about it is that I can use the same ammo for the DMR and my trusy M14 AIM.

He didn't even put up an M24 for trade...

Gavalin, the muffin man.

R.I.P. Matt 'Suicide' Person 2012-2012 Lest we forget. Until next server restart.

You gave them the idea that perhaps once in DayZ people could meetup and have a bloody awesome time. An idea is resilient and highly contagious. Once it has taken control of the brain it is almost impossible to eradicate. You have done well.

Did you know that the extinction of bacon is inevitable?

But I know you as the mighty Gavalin D':

Hey, gay jokes are mean, cum on Bonehead!

Perfect! I've been thinking about such a thing for a long time. It would change the freshspawn sniping a lot, as well.

Well...mentality wise. It may not be age that he's referring to. Merely a childish mentality; immaturity.

It's better than my laptop, and I on most servers with at least 250 ping and less normally get between 30-60 fps. I'm sure you'll be fine, ESPECIALLY with everything on low.

Do I detect a tad bit of homophobia? Also, in response to being a faggot...LIFE AS A BUNDLE STICKS IS HARD, OKAY?! But seriously, there is nothing wrong with homosexuals. Your limited vocabulary has unfortunately told you otherwise. Half this thread is full of pathetic insults. This is why we can't have nice things, because people like the OP have such a bad level of tolerance. There is absolutely NO NEED to insult someone over such a mere thing. Oh, you died from a hacker? Boo hoo. Grow the fuck up.

Bandit: One who holds morals and does not kill another player unless the situation deems it to be an absolute necessity. One who robs another player for their goods, and only kills if the only player disobeys the bandit. Bandits =/= murderers. People need to learn to differentiate.

I would love to have mine pink, just so it'll stand out.

Albatros is all pimp with that black name eeeey

The weapon is scripted in. Although, I presume it is merely the revolver with a gold camo. That'd actually be really nice to have.

Bandits have morals, yes. On my current character I am a bandit, but considering I don't need any gear, I don't need to hold anyone up and rob them. I don't lie to an extent, either, depending upon who or what I'm dealing with.

Camping and sniping isn't a coward action...this is not Call of Duty, where camping is silly. This is a mod of Arma 2, thus camping is a 'valid tactic'. I mean, if I know you're in a room somewhere and I have a valid reason to kill you, and there is no other way to approach the situation, then I'm going to camp you until we both die from starvation. As is sniping. Although, sniping freshspawns is a different story...

Yep, it's happening on my home server. They usually appear back on restart, but it's still annoying.

Hmm, you know, driving a hatchback through Kozlovka to get to a destination. What do I see blocking the road? Oh, just a bus. Just a bus. Just a BUS I'm sure some of you know how much I abhor buses. Last time, I drove a bus into a water. Oh ho ho, this time, I've got something better for my bus. Oh yes, oh yes. I'm going to pick up some freshspawn noobs. Give them a friendly ride. And then drive them into the ocean. MUWAHHAAHAHAHHAH What do you guys think I should do with my bus?

I was bored this morning, so I decided to not give a fuck and take a trip to the NWAF in the white offroad. I put on direct com and enabled my headset so that whatever music/noise I was listening to would be played out of my mic. I started to blast Pink Floyd: The Wall at full volume. No fucks were given. Obviously I wasn't caring about being careful in-game. I came up over the hill at the NWAF, with the music blasting, and I noticed zombies were aggroing on someone in the middle of the airstrip. He definitely heard me. The offroad's wheels met with the tarmac, and I racked up the speed to 110 KM/H. The guy starts blasting AKM rounds towards me. No fucks given once again. He takes out the front right wheel, but the car keeps going. I can't control it, though. He was in the wrong place, at the wrong time. The offroad slams into him, breaking his legs. I hear a 'fuck you faggot' from the guy on direct com. The car then hits the rest of the 53 zombies and then comes to a stop. But wait! The guy isn't dead. Only passed out. I finished off the rest of the zombies with my trusty M14, and move over to him. I then proceeded to take all of his ammo out of his backpack [i soon found out he was out of ammo in his main inventory, as well, so that's why he didn't keep firing at the car, only a few shots]. I bandaged up my little friend, gave him a blood transfusion and waited [i didn't have an epi pen on me]. He then starts talking to me. "Why the fuck would you run over me you stupid shit?" he asked. "Well, you shouldn't have started firing on me. That was a bad move. Tell me, do you like Pink Floyd?" I replied. "Who?" he questioned. Needless to say, I was one bullet short of a full magazine. Sometimes, you just have to not give a fuck. EDIT: To update anyone on my current 'adventure', I've just had the offroad been stolen from me by a clan and am currently unconscious, trying to survive a bleedout. Wish me luck. Survived with only 32 blood left. But I'm not dead yet. I'm going to hunt them down, and wipe them off the face of Chernarus. No one steals my offroad.

That's brilliant!