Inception.

Obviously you lack the ability to comprehend what I wrote. "...3 all up." ALL UP. Not in one crashed heli. Just because the OP found a guy with an AS50, doesn't mean he is a hacker. [Although in this context the correct terminology is 'scripter'.] Next time, don't misread my text.

Thanks.

I knew this was total bullshit when I first read it. Thanks Squirrel for clearing everything up, and confirming my thought.

Yes, I totally agree... Lol such ignorance. The other day I went around looking for crashed helis and found three AS50s all up. That was within half an hour. And last time I checked, I wasn't a hacker.

Greatest thing that I've read all month.

Well then. How is everyone on this fine afternoon?

:[ That was some time ago, okay? And it was 11 PM for me at night. I was tired >_>v EDIT: I have perfected my door gunner skills. :D

I never like saying this, but throughout my months of play time in DayZ I have never met another player who can match my skills. I know it sounds like I'm a cocky bastard but it is the truth. I don't know if it's just that I am unlucky when choosing servers, or that most Australians aren't that of good players... Is it acceptable to nominate myself? Reasons being: My knowledge of the game and its aspects are 10/10. Ask me anything and I can give you a reasonable answer. I know the best loot routes. I can acquire high-end gear beyond easily on high populated servers in a matter of hours, without death. In fact, once I reached my peak [skill wise] a month or so ago, the only time I ever died was due to hackers or bugs. The game is boring for me now. There is no challenge. Blah blah blah, I hated writing that. It makes me sound so pretentious. P.S. If anyone knows a good AUS/NZ/US server that experienced players play on, could you please tell me about it? Thanks. Damn it all sounds so bad. Ergh. EDIT: Oh I can also expertly fly choppers and drive vehicles.

"and what we can do" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A man after my own heart.

Well shit. http://dayzmod.com/f...n-a-helicopter/ I forgot that you're new to these forums. Sorry. edit: In other terminology...it was a joke; I was making fun of the post that I linked.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Yay Australia

Darn. Have a bracket, for your troubles ]

Ever since I was 14 years old I've wanted to be a goat

If you can't snipe the pilot of a helicopter with a makarov and bring down the chopper with it's crew in one shot, you need to increase your level of skill. Sorry mate.

Hmm. This is a tough one. I recorded the data usage for about 12 hours straight [so yes I played DayZ for 12 hours straight almost, although afked for a few hours sometimes] and it only just did a gig. This was providing all I was doing was using DayZ [pretty much]. So it will only use maybe a hundred meg or so. Approximately. Hopefully what I say is correct for you as well. Have fun, mate.

Oh, of course. Another poor soul who uses a homosexual slur because they lack the sufficient vocabulary size to surpass the label of 'pathetic'.

yes

I'm part British but mainly Australian. The best of both worlds, eh?

Wow, that was a good one. I'm surprised you knew where that key was.

Seriously dude, you need to stop spamming the same paragraph.

What if you use a leaf blower?

That would be such a bad idea.

It's so goddamn hot here in Queensland. I've got every fan on in my room.