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Dancing.Russian.Man

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  1. Dancing.Russian.Man

    WTF!!!! A glitch gave me 2 characters

    Your friend shot you before, and shot you again? What a great friend you have. I'm sure he shot at you for being A FUCKING DC'ER. Get out of our mod. Rocket's mod.
  2. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Can't see/hear direct communication

    Did you make sure that he knows how to select chat channels? Ask him what color his chat text is. (His own messages.) The default chat channel is Group Chat. This doesn't show to anyone.
  3. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Tents?

    ATVs have them. I found mine in one.
  4. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Tents

    My tent is about 5 days old now. Not a single item missing. And it's in a relatively exposed area, you can see it from the road closest to it. And so what if you managed to put a lock onto the zipper of your tent? I can rip open the walls of tents with my hands. (Tried, it's not impossible.)
  5. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Inventory death

    Tips in the quote.
  6. At first I was like "Yay, mature people looking for groups!" Then I read "No little kids. I'm 15." God damnit.
  7. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Zombies movement

    I don't think the servers could run with 3 times as many zombies, without limiting the amount of players drastically. If server power and bandwidth weren't limited, though, I would approve this idea.
  8. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Inventory death

    Should I assume that you don't know how the inventory system works?
  9. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Looking to make a bandit team

    I am "slightly mature" and a damn good stealth player in DayZ, but the only Mike I know lives in another country..
  10. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Tents...madness...

    Don't ask that on the forums, this is where all the ignorant people are. Just email the devs somehow. (This is how ignorant -I- am.)
  11. Dancing.Russian.Man

    WTF Global/side chat removed?

    Bro. Bro. Brobrobrobrobrobro. Calm down. Listen to guides on youtube while you play if you -must- learn from others while you do it yourself. Or get a damn friend to play with.
  12. Once. You click -once- to get into first-person. And you use the Enter -key on the numpad to go to first person. Unless you've changed them, of course.
  13. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Hacker or lucky find?

    Yeah, you can get banned for hacked items. Seen it happen on a video, even. It's right at the end. 9:20
  14. Dancing.Russian.Man

    WTF Global/side chat removed?

    Oh look. Someone who left for a month. It was removed since 1.7.1.5.
  15. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Tents

    It's called having your tent/vehicle raided.
  16. I was watching when you were shot, I believe. I took out 2 of them with my M24. Nude pics now? Edit; Oh, and, they didn't even get to loot your body.
  17. Dancing.Russian.Man

    [UPDATED] Weekly Stats, PvP Trends

    It's the stereotype of game forums. Whiners will visit more often.
  18. Dancing.Russian.Man

    ArmA2.cfg

    ..Okay? Are you just showing off or what?
  19. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How manny players should a server have ??

    Yes, but in developing countries or ones where an internet connection is pricy, it's 30. So I chose to say 30, as it's the official absolute minimum.
  20. Dancing.Russian.Man

    animals and Zeds

    Meh. Zombies are just zombified cannibals. They don't give a damn about free prey.
  21. Dancing.Russian.Man

    My screen is messed up?

    Are you sure your free-look isn't just bugged temporarily? Press and/or hold ALT and move your mouse around.
  22. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How manny players should a server have ??

    There simply aren't powerful enough computers to run a 250-player server. 30 is the official minimum, 50 is recommended, and anything above that requires a really powerful server and connection.
  23. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Anyway to restore blood without someone giving a transfusion?

    Canned food = 200 blood, each. Cooked meat = 800 blood, each. Cans can be found anywhere. Raw Meat can be found by killing an animal, gutting it with a hunting knife, and gathering firewood with an axe to make a fireplace, which is then lit up with a box of matches to cook the meat.
  24. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Knocked out

    Bugs happen. I and my friend have both gotten knocked out at full 12000 blood.
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