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Dancing.Russian.Man

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  1. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Hives

    It's hard to tell, unless you already have a character that's alive. If you logged off somewhere, and changed to a different server later on, only to find yourself at the shore or the character selection screen, you're not playing on a Hive server. If you appeared where you logged off, or somewhere close, you're on a Hive server.
  2. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Should servers be able to choose the time of day?

    But servers -do- choose time of day. For example; There are German servers that are GMT-8.
  3. Except zoophilia has nothing to do with furries.
  4. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Bandit Tips

    Just some dark humor. Calm down. The main things are pretty obvious; Get an organized group, a weapon you're good great at using, and shoot on sight. The details are your own preference.
  5. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Bandit Tips

    Find a grenade, lay prone, and quickly tap your left mouse button once. What ever you do; Do. Not. Hold.
  6. I see what you did there~ I do prefer the term as well, but putting it in the title would've felt like saying "EVERYBODY BRING A FLAMING STICK!" /experience
  7. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Bandits Down

    After reading your post, I saw your avatar. D'aww.
  8. Dancing.Russian.Man

    What percentage of players you meet/engage Alt+F4?

    You have no idea how many threads of that have been made. Even just recently.
  9. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How to get shot up [video]

    I feel sorry for you. That was a damn pretty-looking rifle you had on your back. This is why I close and and all doors before looting.
  10. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Bandits Down

    I wouldn't say. If you look at any movie, game or real life "banditry", people tend to move in packs.
  11. Dancing.Russian.Man

    ALT-F4ing is frowned upon - but what about this?

    Trust me. Yours and the 400 other threads relating to ALT-F4'ing and Ghosting have given enough attention as it is. You could always do a quick check on the search.
  12. Dancing.Russian.Man

    ALT-F4ing is frowned upon - but what about this?

    How about I just get a script to make me invisible, so I can shoot you in the face with a Makarov? It would be a pretty fair, but cheap kill, right? Right? Guys? (Needless to say, this won't be happening. But the situation is pretty much the same.) .. Have my beans. That's the most hilarious spam I've seen.
  13. Dancing.Russian.Man

    hand to hand combat?

    No.
  14. Don't "looking for group" -type of threads belong to Survivor HQ/General? Friendly or bandit, I can do both, though I aim to always play friendly, even in a bandit group. Usually as a navigator/path-finder. Google lies. Ask, don't look up.
  15. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Disabled while swimming

    Some. But at the same time, some will stop working. Same with rolling around in the dirt will make your gun jam.
  16. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Disabled while swimming

    Using guns underwater will make them unusable, most of the times you can't even take one shot. In real life, that is. So just fix zombies.
  17. Dancing.Russian.Man

    US 275 raped me

    Still the wrong damn section.
  18. Dancing.Russian.Man

    OMG

    You know, threads like this should be considered as spam and eventually rack up to a warning point. "OMG" as a title doesn't really say.. ANYTHING. Especially when all the OP does is complain about losing their stuff. That aside, yes, that does suck, especially for being banned from the server. What you should do, is make a thread to the server category, and report the server and admin in question. The server will most likely get blacklisted, and not be able to host a DayZ server anymore.
  19. Dancing.Russian.Man

    I need help

    Please excuse me, but... Dafuq?
  20. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Add lens flare to sniper scopes

    This is exactly what I thought when I read the title. My opinion? No. Edit; And I'm not even a full-time sniper.
  21. Server messages / MOTD is set by server host. It could be legit. I can confirm seeing the quote "The DayZ team is hugely appreciative of the host of this server - They would like to have sex with NailZ."
  22. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Lesson learned.

    People on the forums could just as well be bandits.
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