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Dancing.Russian.Man

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  1. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Teleport everyone hackers -is there a safe server out there-?

    Admins are not allowed to kick/ban people without solid proof and logs of a hacker, otherwise they'll get blacklisted. And the only anti-hack system is BattleEye, on all servers. AND, if there is a "safe server", it won't be safe after it's listed here.
  2. Dancing.Russian.Man

    What is wrong with DayZ Commander now?

    Yep. It's something wrong on your side. I'm getting 1200 servers and counting. No idea what the problem is, though.
  3. Dancing.Russian.Man

    [VIDEO] Seaweed Monster!

    I want that voice-morpher. That was HILARIOUS and creepy as hell. I would've alt-F4'd if I heard that approaching me. And I'm not one to use that tactic.
  4. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Hacking is really getting out of hand now

    +1 girly giggle. On another note; NOW it's getting out of hand, eh? :rolleyes:
  5. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Cd Key in use!

    Actually it was helpful, if you were smart enough to read it properly, and learn from it. I taught you how to edit your posts, so you wouldn't have to make a new thread every time you mess up, like in your last thread. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/80187-cd-key-in-use/#entry758353 I also told you how to let people know that you have something to say, which you didn't seem to understand, since you didn't quote me. Instead, you just wrote out my name. Lucky for you, I was expecting as much and kept refreshing this page, to see what you were going to post.
  6. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Cd Key in use!

    Kid, please learn how to use the forums before making a thread. And learn how to ask a question, with details. You can edit your posts with the little button that says "Edit" at the bottom-left corner. And unless you quote other people, they won't know you even replied.
  7. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Cd Key in use!

    Fast answer? Fast answer to what?
  8. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Does this place look familiar?

    Quick, loot the hell out of it.
  9. Dancing.Russian.Man

    My biggest concern about this going stand-a-lone

    We must all spam the people in charge of Heinz and demand the rights to get Heinz Beans in the standalone!
  10. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Some men...

    YOU FUCKING MONSTER. D: (Nothing against you, Monster.)
  11. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Farting. I want it.

    How about we NOT add any fetishes into the mod, hm? Then again.. It would be a hilarious "Goodbye." addition as a last update after the mod loses its support. Edit; Hooookay, you guys are going way too in-depth with this idea. Calm down.
  12. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Are you kidding? Moderated server report forum?

    Rocket has said it himself. The DayZ mod was supposed to work around 30k - 50k people. But look at it now. 1.25mil+ unique users. The community has grown too big for Rocket to keep up with, especially now that the standalone has been announced and so has its release date.
  13. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Are you kidding? Moderated server report forum?

    Pretty much what Ped said. Imagine the this forum as a hosted server. The whiny users are the "rampant hackers." The admins/staff are the "server owners." The scenario is exactly the same. And, Rocket / DayZ Team can NOT help you with the hacking. It's unfixable, besides on BattleEye's part.
  14. Dancing.Russian.Man

    This game blows

    *Grabs popcorn.* *Adjusts seat to lean back.* 'Tis gon' be gooooood~
  15. Dancing.Russian.Man

    This game blows

    Then go. I'm sure your door is open. Oh god, I love you forever.
  16. Dancing.Russian.Man

    This game blows

    He mad. I think I'll give him some beans for the heck of it. Watch him try to beat someone to death with it. And by the way, you are supposed to spawn without any items and especially without a gun. You can read the two links in my signature. (Though I doubt you will.)
  17. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Are there actual friendly people out there...

    I'm friendly, though I don't want a permanent group / friends to play with, as I tend to run around on my own or not at all. I'm a navigator, and as such, I'm willing to help everyone. Friendlies and bandits.
  18. As far as I understand it, they are right -- The only way to change the time is to change the time for the entire computer the server(s) are on, and it affects all of them. I have had hackers switch the server from 4PM to 1AM while I was playing.
  19. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Weird death????

    Are you sure it didn't say: Blood: -6150 Could've been a random bugged death, or someone most likely sniped you. Snipers love keeping an eye on the hospitals.
  20. Dancing.Russian.Man

    battleye global banned FUCK! #0de7

    After reading about 20 threads about "Global ban?? What did I do??", I assume that BattleEye screwed up once again, when they "stepped up their game."
  21. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Humanity

    Get a friend > Dupe supplies > Profit I say no. DayZ shouldn't become another MMORPG, with FPS elements.
  22. Dancing.Russian.Man

    I demand satisfaction

    I hope you realize that Global Bans are issued instantly when BattleEye detects a cheat/hack? It's not done in waves or "sessions," and they are not temporary.
  23. Dancing.Russian.Man

    battleye global banned FUCK! #0de7

    BattleEye actually admitted that there have been a lot of false-positives, and they're working their asses off to unban those who weren't supposed to be banned.
  24. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Wow. I can't believe this shit.

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man HOW to fish, and you'll feed him for the rest of his life. Too bad the men on DayZ are not able to learn.
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