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Dancing.Russian.Man

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  1. Dancing.Russian.Man

    This game is in alpha. Expect bugs.

    *Facepalm.*
  2. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Custom DayZ Map?

    Well it is possible, for sure. Lingor Island is more than enough proof of that. Just no idea how.
  3. Dancing.Russian.Man

    I would but you know what no

    Someone seems to have mistaken the "Start new topic" button with "Quote/Reply."
  4. Short answer: Wait. Long answer: Dear god please, just wait.
  5. Dancing.Russian.Man

    That was a close (blood count)

    58 blood. Never get knocked out when chased by 17 zombies unless you have a friend.
  6. Dancing.Russian.Man

    When can we create LAN server

    You CAN fully customize the mod. You just have to know a few things about modding/ARMA 2 in the first place. Which you obviously do not. Edit; Also, LAN servers ARE possible already.
  7. Dancing.Russian.Man

    DayZ spawning you in differant locations?

    You must be new here. Edit; It's an alpha, so you nor anyone else is entitled to anything. Not even a working game. You're playing a free, UNFINISHED mod. If you don't like it, go play something else, you're not needed here. Edit2; Oh yeah, was it a Private Hive? You should try finding one server you like and only join that one. When you play in non-(official-)hive servers, your progress isn't saved on other servers.
  8. Dancing.Russian.Man

    M4A1 with Grenade Launcher

    ^ I'm going to assume that that's spam. But to answer your question(like others seem to have); M4A1 Holo M203 is a hacked weapon. M4A1 Holo, M4A1 M203, and M4A1 (Flashlight) are legit weapons. NOT if they have more than one attachment!
  9. Dancing.Russian.Man

    [Idea] DayZ Standalone Game Stat App?

    Stat app to track general stats? YES PLEASE. Murder count? NO. Haven't we had enough of people trying to camp new spawns or randomly killing people for the kill-count? People won't ever completely stop, but we shouldn't reward pointless killing in any way -- not even by giving it a stat. (But Bandit-kills, sure!)
  10. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    I pointed it out because I found it funny, and the fact that I've never heard / can imagine someone saying "Is it ok for me to murder you?" As for the deepthroat, Im bi, so I might as well. Homophobia much?
  11. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Free weapons for the wrongly murdered

    "Free weapons for the wrongly murdered." "For the wrongly murdered." "Wrongly murdered." "Wrongly." OP, do you know what the word MURDER means? Edit; PS: I have read your post, so no need to reply with "Did you even read my post?"
  12. The RAM is enough, at least. But that alone can't do much. Try finding out what is your processor and graphics card. ( Go to Start > Run > write dxdiag.exe )
  13. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Other suggestions

    Everything here has been suggested before. Use the search.
  14. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How to play the tutorial?

    ..They made a tutorial for Minecraft on the Xbox..? Lol, what does that tell us about console gamers? But yeah, move the @dayz folder from your addons folder, and go play ARMA 2 and go through the tutorial.
  15. Dancing.Russian.Man

    wtf how do i get my mic to work

    Just because you yell "FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY!", doesn't mean that you're not going to get shot. If you're talking on Direct Communications and you know your mic works, people are ignoring you and shooting you anyway. What for? That's not important.
  16. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Typing in chat

    Try pressing § (the key under ESC) or - (dash, next to right shift).
  17. Dancing.Russian.Man

    Different type of bad serial number given in setup.

    Sounds like someone has stolen your CD key. Did you mess with your registry?
  18. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How do you turn off loading screen 'tooltips' ?

    Consoles games are far from the only ones with tooltips in loading screens. But no, no idea how to remove them.
  19. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How will Hive effect standalone.

    Totally forgot to read the OP after posting the quotes. There was already a staff member posting concepts for underground bases/structures/storages. And these aren't -just- concept art, it WILL BE IMPLEMENTED.
  20. Dancing.Russian.Man

    How will Hive effect standalone.

    Dolo is correct. I think this is the biggest things people don't understand. The new ARMA 3 engine will be modified and locked down so that scripting is removed as a feature, completely. The hacks will have to be that of the quality of hacks like those for BF3, CoD, etc. No game will be hack-free, but at least we're getting rid of scripts, trusty engine, and BattleEye.
  21. Dancing.Russian.Man

    are hackers dying down?

    Shhhh, the little ones are asleep.
  22. I hack with the crowbar when I'm feeling like going Gordon Freeman on those brain-munchers. But hacking with the hatchet is just more efficient.
  23. Yeah, you keep donging your best. :rolleyes: *Cough* Regardless of that. I kinda agree with the OP. It's horrible spam when there's a new "HACKER IN XX####" -thread every 3-7 minutes. Then again, Fraggle is right. It'd be a crapload of work to keep deleting it all, just for the fact of how much people keep spamming it.
  24. Dancing.Russian.Man

    No Point!!

    THANK. GOD. At least you aren't one of those "The mod is dying, nobody will buy it. Eat shit and enjoy being hacked, I'm leaving!" -type of people. I'll be happy to see you in the standalone, sir.
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