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Everything posted by Dancing.Russian.Man
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This game is in alpha. Expect bugs.
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to NecroMech's topic in New Player Discussion
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Custom DayZ Map?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to [email protected]'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Well it is possible, for sure. Lingor Island is more than enough proof of that. Just no idea how. -
I would but you know what no
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Maj. Osborn's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Someone seems to have mistaken the "Start new topic" button with "Quote/Reply." -
Should I bother getting Arma II or wait until the standalone DayZ?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Jimmy T. Malice's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Short answer: Wait. Long answer: Dear god please, just wait. -
That was a close (blood count)
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to sostronk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
58 blood. Never get knocked out when chased by 17 zombies unless you have a friend. -
When can we create LAN server
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to NipsMcgee's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
You CAN fully customize the mod. You just have to know a few things about modding/ARMA 2 in the first place. Which you obviously do not. Edit; Also, LAN servers ARE possible already. -
DayZ spawning you in differant locations?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to NeedForspeed's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You must be new here. Edit; It's an alpha, so you nor anyone else is entitled to anything. Not even a working game. You're playing a free, UNFINISHED mod. If you don't like it, go play something else, you're not needed here. Edit2; Oh yeah, was it a Private Hive? You should try finding one server you like and only join that one. When you play in non-(official-)hive servers, your progress isn't saved on other servers. -
M4A1 with Grenade Launcher
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to hazzathealmighty's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
^ I'm going to assume that that's spam. But to answer your question(like others seem to have); M4A1 Holo M203 is a hacked weapon. M4A1 Holo, M4A1 M203, and M4A1 (Flashlight) are legit weapons. NOT if they have more than one attachment! -
[Idea] DayZ Standalone Game Stat App?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to azgoodaz's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Stat app to track general stats? YES PLEASE. Murder count? NO. Haven't we had enough of people trying to camp new spawns or randomly killing people for the kill-count? People won't ever completely stop, but we shouldn't reward pointless killing in any way -- not even by giving it a stat. (But Bandit-kills, sure!) -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I pointed it out because I found it funny, and the fact that I've never heard / can imagine someone saying "Is it ok for me to murder you?" As for the deepthroat, Im bi, so I might as well. Homophobia much? -
Free weapons for the wrongly murdered
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
"Free weapons for the wrongly murdered." "For the wrongly murdered." "Wrongly murdered." "Wrongly." OP, do you know what the word MURDER means? Edit; PS: I have read your post, so no need to reply with "Did you even read my post?" -
What would the minimum system requirements be to run DayZ?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Damonb10's topic in New Player Discussion
The RAM is enough, at least. But that alone can't do much. Try finding out what is your processor and graphics card. ( Go to Start > Run > write dxdiag.exe ) -
Everything here has been suggested before. Use the search.
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..They made a tutorial for Minecraft on the Xbox..? Lol, what does that tell us about console gamers? But yeah, move the @dayz folder from your addons folder, and go play ARMA 2 and go through the tutorial.
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wtf how do i get my mic to work
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to manseedcannon's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Just because you yell "FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY!", doesn't mean that you're not going to get shot. If you're talking on Direct Communications and you know your mic works, people are ignoring you and shooting you anyway. What for? That's not important. -
Try pressing § (the key under ESC) or - (dash, next to right shift).
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Different type of bad serial number given in setup.
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to IHazFries's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Sounds like someone has stolen your CD key. Did you mess with your registry? -
How do you turn off loading screen 'tooltips' ?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to malau (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Consoles games are far from the only ones with tooltips in loading screens. But no, no idea how to remove them. -
How will Hive effect standalone.
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Dolo_420's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Totally forgot to read the OP after posting the quotes. There was already a staff member posting concepts for underground bases/structures/storages. And these aren't -just- concept art, it WILL BE IMPLEMENTED. -
How will Hive effect standalone.
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Dolo_420's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dolo is correct. I think this is the biggest things people don't understand. The new ARMA 3 engine will be modified and locked down so that scripting is removed as a feature, completely. The hacks will have to be that of the quality of hacks like those for BF3, CoD, etc. No game will be hack-free, but at least we're getting rid of scripts, trusty engine, and BattleEye. -
are hackers dying down?
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to Jeff the killer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Shhhh, the little ones are asleep. -
Hacking? Are you a Crowbar or Hatchet man/woman (not about Clowns or Sharks btw)
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to timboski's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
:facepalm: It's a deliberate pun. -
Hacking? Are you a Crowbar or Hatchet man/woman (not about Clowns or Sharks btw)
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to timboski's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I hack with the crowbar when I'm feeling like going Gordon Freeman on those brain-munchers. But hacking with the hatchet is just more efficient. -
[admins/mods] please delete all topics concerning hacking/scripting
Dancing.Russian.Man replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, you keep donging your best. :rolleyes: *Cough* Regardless of that. I kinda agree with the OP. It's horrible spam when there's a new "HACKER IN XX####" -thread every 3-7 minutes. Then again, Fraggle is right. It'd be a crapload of work to keep deleting it all, just for the fact of how much people keep spamming it. -
THANK. GOD. At least you aren't one of those "The mod is dying, nobody will buy it. Eat shit and enjoy being hacked, I'm leaving!" -type of people. I'll be happy to see you in the standalone, sir.