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Somebody already suggested shrunken skulls. My answer was, and still is; No.

Humanity is still in the mod.

If you have no interest in ARMA 2 or its other mods, nor are you going to be spending any time in the DayZ mod after the Standalone is released on Steam, it's better that you wait. But please note that the Standalone WILL NOT BE FINISHED. It will be released IN ALPHA, still. The standalone release simply allows much more freedom, stability and security for DayZ, its developers, and the players.

Reminds me of the times on Counter-Strike: Source, when my friends and I would make people think that writing "quti" in the console would sometimes cause a glitch and make you a server admin for as long as you didn't disconnect from the server... ("quti" does the same as "quit," which terminates the game.)

Good job linking a hack site on the forums. Imminent ban is imminent.(?)

Good job, you listed every announced change regarding to loot that has been known for quite some time now.

That wouldn't really be unisex, would it? I doubt there'll be a high-cut tank-top to be found. Or, it would change into a full-length one. (Meaning that clothing is "unisex" in the sense that both genders can wear it, even if it looks different.)

DayZ stands for Day Zero, as far as I know.. Not Day Zombie. How does that even make sense?

I would love this idea getting implemented for areas OTHER than cities or other human-constructed areas. Graves, woods, etc. For cities, though, I think it'd be better to have zombies laying more or less inactively about, or struggling to get around. Edit; Welp. After re-reading that specific Q&A answer posted earlier, I think I should ditch the word 'zombie' entirely. FFF- This'll take some time getting used to. Edit2; You are a great illustrator, by the way. It'd be really awesome if you did more concept art of your ideas.

Not really, since I build my own instead of buying a pre-built box.

If this was supposed to be realistic there wouldn't be any zombies, and we'd be running around with Hazmat suits. And, it was never said that his brother was asked to write the 12-page documentary of what possible infection it could be. Rocket only said that he(the brother) made one. I'm talking about authenticity, not realism. And most people have their own version of an "authentic zombie," so it's really just my opinion. Agree with it or don't, I can debate that with you to days' end. And, have you noticed how the zombies don't seem to bleed out? I'm sure the brain would (realistically speaking) die of lack of blood because of all the shots they take, if they didn't die outright. And their muscles are basically rotting apart, so how are you supposed to explain to me the fact that they can ran and hit you with very little working muscles to move their body?

It's realistic, too. We regenerate and replace our blood(Well, blood cells.) very rapidly. So a very slow, passive gain of blood should be added, in my opinion. But only, say, 0.5 - 2 blood per second, so it doesn't make eating unnecessary.

Child models have been looked at though, right? I doubt Rocket/Matt was talking about NPCs though, and if players would be able to play as children, that would be pretty much just as 'bad' as having zombie kids running around. Edit; I say that they have been looked at because of that Q&A answer done in the stream recently.

There will be gun cleaning in the Standalone. I'd say it's a pretty safe bet to assume that actual repairing will also be implemented.

Pretty much what Enforzed said. A graphics card isn't your main priority, but your processor(CPU) and RAM. Me, I had a custom-built computer specificly for gaming in general. It has an i5-3570k processor, 8GB of RAM, and a GeForce GTX 670. It runs DayZ smooth as a newborn baby's butt. Not that I'd know how smooth something like that is.

More like "Got Global Banned, what now?" Edit; I always win.

Closed alpha tests usually include NDA contracts. And if they announced it, we would get hundreds of threads like "HOW JOIN CLOSED TEST?"

Why? It IS a reference to Bambi from one of the Disney movies, you know. Lookit dis Bambi, actin' all 'tuff on de forums~ ♥ (Also, is it just me, or was my post deleted from here? Was it that bad? o.o) Edit; Nevermind, wrong thread.

Your processor and RAM are horrible. I'd suggest upgrading to a new PC. Not just for DayZ, but for gaming in general.

Get DayZ Commander to easily find/filter DayZ servers and update your game/maps. http://www.dayzcommander.com Edit; And, what you've heard is true, but only for some servers. There are "private hives" and DayZ-hive servers. You can hide unofficial(non-DayZ-hive) servers with DayZ Commander, and that way you can switch from one server to another and keep your gear. Private hives save your character progress to that server alone.

CockyZZ, also known as Pvt. Jizz. You'll make a proud number for someone's clan.

Nope. I wish the zombies were more authentic in the sense that you can only kill them by shooting them in the head. (read: brain) And I have never heard of a zombie starving to death. Sure, I've heard them being called hungry, but never starving and/or dying. Rocket said that the longer a zombie stays alive and the longer it has gone without eating, the weaker it will be. But I don't think he meant that they would eventually die out. I would understand them rotting to pieces, but, damn.

Damn those pesky brothers. Always hacking on our computers!

Me, however, am getting a smooth 50 FPS everywhere, and around 40 in cities.(With every setting maxed out, no less.) And I only have an i5-3570k, 8Gb RAM and GTX 670. This is what I mean with the optimization issue. It doesn't work on specific builds, even if they were more powerful than others. The developers are working on the new engine all the time, I'm pretty sure that they would have noticed if there was some major performance issues around cities or otherwise. Yet they have claimed it to be 'heavily optimized' now. I guess we both have to wait and see to actually try it for ourselves, but I have a lot of faith in the developers. As for the GTA IV LOD example, I only used that as an example, I would by no means use that for DayZ. My point was simply that the performance can be kept high even where there's supposed to be a lot of extra detail. And what if it tanks the performance for more people? They optimize the engine even further(as DayZ has its own independent engine now), and release an update through Steam. If optimization doesn't work or takes too long, they can temporarily reduce the detail used for interiors.

Some of his videos in the past have stirred up a lot of controversy. Apparently there had been indications of him hacking, and having symptoms of using a godmode hack. (Something with the UI glitching out.) And yeah, even I noticed how he took so many bullets without actually dying, regardless of how much he was bleeding. (I think he was hit about 7 times if not more, from an AKS.) Personally, I have no 'real' take on it. Even if he was hacking, his videos are still very entertaining. He and his videos are popular for a reason. (Disclaimer; I'm still against hacking, even if I say that his videos are entertaining regardless of him hacking or not.)