Dancing.Russian.Man

If you didn't execute a script, you can't be at risk.

Cracking a code is always fun, and totally messed up messages can be hilarious. But this has been suggested several times. Use the search function.

It doesn't work like that. VON is a global audio setting. If you turn it down, you won't hear anyone, anywhere, use their mic. Edit; Learning new things every day, it seems.

The standalone isn't released in any form yet. Nobody besides the devs themselves know. But there are new animations(You could already see them in the screenshots for new character models), so they will move differently at least.

They will be faster, have more refined animations, will not stop before attacking and spasm around a 3-meter-area, and won't be forced to walk in-doors.

No, he actually has a point. 2013 + 5 = 2018 There are more things to nitpick at the OP than the guy who read his post, but I like the features and am willing to forgive his flaws in this thread.

I like the new ideas, like cannibalism. Not because I have a secret craving for human flesh, but because it's possible that people would resort to that option in an apocalypse. I might give this a try at some point, but not now. Also.. This is my 1337th post. Whee.

I was not aware of that, actually. Never played on Fallelujah -- in DayZ or ARMA 2 -- and all I heard about Lingor Island is that it was third-party map that someone was able to put DayZ on. So to me it sounded like someone made the map post-release of the DayZ mod.

You implied, though, that a high ping could cause performance lag in your game. This isn't a wise thing as it will bring people like me to ridicule your logic and correct and educate you to no end. And because of the fact that you are on the DayZ forums, talking about DayZ, there is no point whatsoever to mention your Playstation. At all. Just because your Playstation is connected right, doesn't mean your computer will work better or is connected at all.

Monky Monitor, by any chance? Also, your icon is awesome.

Lingor Island and Fallelujah didn't take more than a few months at most. DayZ isn't two years old and those maps were doubtfully being worked on before DayZ came out. Edit; Welp. No idea about that opinion anymore.

Sounds a lot like Namalsk has been updated to have anomalies in it. Then again, I don't really know. Edit; Oh yeah, it's the Emission Wave anomaly. Try to get indoors, anywhere besides the bunker in A2.

No, he isn't. But I don't know how to fix it, as I'm no server host.

If it was a private server, I doubt there's anything anyone can do.

Filled with bugs and glitches that will make most people rage and/or quit the mod entirely. For example; - If a door bumps you while opening, it will most likely break your legs and/or kill you. - Walking over rocks sometimes does the same. - Trying to drive over a bridge with an ATV results into a backflip and possibly your death if it stays upside down. - Break your legs and/or get knocked unconscious for 1-5 minutes for falling half a meter. - Random deaths Hackers are also very common. They can.. - Spawn weapons for themselves/others. - Spawn vehicles. - Break everyone's legs. - Teleport everyone or themselves anywhere. (Including mid-air which kills you.) - Turn invisible. - Become invincible. - Take control of your character. - Play a video on your screen. - List goes on.. Are you scared yet? Your best bet is to wait for the Standalone, which should be coming out in 1-2 months. Almost every problem we currently have with the mod will be fixed with the standalone release, but it still won't be a finished game. DayZ is currently in Alpha, and is only a mod. It will also be released on Steam in Alpha, when the standalone comes out.

Headache? Nausea? Uncontrollable desire for human flesh? Welcome to Chernogorsk!

This just shows how little you as well as most(Let's face it.) people playing this "game" and posting on the forums actually understand. The DayZ you are currently playing is not a game. It's a modification of an already existing game. Most, if not all problems you have with "DayZ" at the moment are ARMA 2's fault. The Standalone will have its own engine, so if you have the same problems in the Standalone, complain then. Because that's when your opinion actually holds more water and is fixable.

I agree with this wholeheartedly, and it entirely reflects my opinion on the matter. It gets so, SO boring and lonesome in DayZ if all you're doing is running. The side-chat helps with that. And it's kind of helpful if you're pinned down -- or are pinning someone down -- in a building, and want to make a deal with them and not worry about them even seeing your messages or not. But people using voice chat in side-chat is rather horrible. You can't even mute VOIP entirely, because if you do that, you won't be able to hear someone in Direct Communications if they try asking for help or calling out "friendly" or even "Don't come in/drop your weapon or I shoot." Edit;

I.. Humbly apologize for this individual, Ehhric. What errors are you getting, exactly? What methods of installing/patching did you use?

You are now my favorite. It's official.

Ohhohhoo~ Sorry, but stupidity and incompetence makes me a wise-ass.

I was going to just scroll down and post "You lost me at 'your' in the title." but I gave you a chance anyway because I'm too sleepy to not care. So here's a problem. The first thing I hear(besides the introduction) is that it's been a very long time since you last episode. Well. That's not going to get you any subscribers. And even though you say you used to do daily videos, I did check your other videos on your channel. "8 hours ago, 1 day ago, 7 months ago, 11 months ago, 1 year ago..." Maybe I'm just cynical, but that doesn't look too good if you want to build up an audience, which is usually what 'Let's Plays' are for. The good thing I can say about your video is that at least you don't have any awkward silent moments. Though most of the running around the forests could be edited out. I think not many of us are interested in seeing you roll around a bush to hide from a zombie. (And damn it, guys, let's not make this into a Frankie thread. Just don't mention the guy. Too many mixed opinions, rumors and speculations.)

You almost had my beans.. Almost. Oh what the heck, you did make me giggle a bit. Have some anyway.