omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

of course, in my tales of misfortune, more crazy things happen in my SECOND game of DayZ. i respawn after starving to death while bleeding to death in the middle of a forest from the first time, i found what i consider to be, a jackpot. i came across a large warehouse, found a HATCHET (YES!!), a few cans of soda, and even a hunting knife!! :D so i set out, hacking down zombies, one hit kills galore, but STILL i found 0 cans of beans, animals, or anything that could be food. so, scavenging continues. at one point, i found a holy grail. i actually found a can of beans inside an outhouse. excited, i ran up, and seeing that people already had trouble with getting things out of outhouses, i did my best, but couldn't seem to pick up the beans. i then proceed to accidentally close the door and break both of my legs and lose 2000 blood. FUCK THE LEG BREAKING MECHANIC. WHY DOES A FUCKING PORT-O-POTTY DOOR ANNIHILATE MY LOWER HALF?! so now i'm stuck with all this awesome shit crawling on the ground, unable to find morphine across three towns. i am on the far left of the map, just outside of Pavlovo. i don't know what to do anymore, this game is fucking awesome, but my fun is already ruined by two stupid things. i wonder what the third will be, going unconscious by picking up a can? either way, the point of this thread: where can i find morphine near pavlovo? :C and when can we remove the ability to break your legs with a outhouse door?! it shouldn't be possible!! EDIT: i am now dead. i crawled all the way to the airfield, asking for morphine from ANYBODY, and was about to die of starvation/dehydration, when some jackass walked up to me, said "friendly" then shot me in my face. even after pleading for help. that was just cruel. i wish all of this shit didn't happen from BREAKING MY LEGS ON A DOOR

so after playing dayz for the first time, i had a blast, i met up with someone, they died dramatically, and it was awesome. i even found a lee enfield after about five minutes since starting. lots of ammo, too. so, as i continued my fantastic adventure, i found two soda cans, but no beans. passed a pig, and a couple chickens, but didn't have a hunting knife. an hour and a half later of wandering around, i still couldn't find any food. it didn't help that 90% of the buildings are unenterable. quickly, finding food became my priority. so i went through about six towns, and nothing. not even water or ammo. i found one flare in one of the towns, though. so, having no idea where to go or where i was, because i didn't have a map, i just kept following the roads, which led to more towns. eventually, i got hit. killed the zombie, used bandages, cool. then i met that guy, and he somehow attracted about 15 zombies. so after running like hell, i got hit again. and then i realized, that i hadn't found any bandages either, i only had the one i spawned with. eventually, i died in a forest from bleeding out and starving to death at the exact same time. WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD OR AT LEAST A MAP OR SOMETHING :huh:

ok, thanks everyone! this is a very nice forum, it seems. anyway, from the looks of this map and some of the signs i saw on the way, i started a little north of berezino, then went west through khelm, went southwest to dubrovka, and went almost to gvozdno, but then i died in the forest on the way. i should have stayed on the coast to find cherno or elektro, or at least something on the outskirts of those cities. true, but at least if we could go into buildings, the zombies would be slowed, or at least corralled into a stream, leading to a higher chance of survivability. or at least, we could have a place to hide for the night, or something. the buildings wouldn't have to have supplies in them, but i would at least have some hope of finding it, or at least some hope that i can survive the horde following me.