omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

pretty much. this is how i feel when i play:

i lol'd

i win.

it's a scripting error. i say fuck it, zombies are already hard enough to lose when you alert one and don't have a weapon. leave it as is.

instantly ran inland, because i didn't know you're supposed to stay on the coast. i also wasn't looking at the map of chernarus. found a lee enfield. some ammo. a revolver. ran around a while. being a ninja. and--believe it or not--i found the first and only friendly person i've ever met. he had broken legs, and when i saw him, i demanded: hey, friendly? no response. HANDS UP, OR I WILL SHOOT. ARE YOU FRIENDLY? they type: friendly! please don't shoot my legs are broken! so i lower my weapon, and suddenly he aggroed a zombie (idk how, he was not moving while prone) so it whacks him into unconsciousness, and i start to run, when suddenly, 15 zombies come and rape me. the end. yay!

great story, full of wit and adventure.. intriguing. (haha joke)

you could always ask someone to finish you off, there's no shortage of that. or quitchyo bitchin' and keep face dragging your way to the hospital.

panic. observe. panic quit, finding a reason for me to stop playing.

i despise the way players play this game, as seen from my "Controversial Topic: BANDITRY IS DEAD" thread. i have no problem teaming up with someone, but nobody ever wants to. any body that wants to team up with me, feel free to contact me, and we'll work something out.

fair enough. i think hostile is killing, shooting in your direction, or pointing guns when i don't know you. not replying in the five seconds i give you is also hostile to me.

what's the difference between mountain dew and coke/pepsi? or is it just rarer for the hell of it?

derp. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/16897-the-one-and-only-anti-pvppvp-discussion-thread-whinediscuss-here/

but i don't like those black bars on the side :C

hm.... weinerschnitzel...

yes, it's good. but because it's so ridiculously rare, it isnt good.

it's unbelieveably rare, as well as it being only available at heli crash sites...which are also extremely rare. so no, not best weapon.

AK-74 is better than AKM. ak-74 is the same all around, but ak-74 is quieter, and can't be zeroed.

man, i have the same problem. ok so since my computer sucks, i have to put everything on lowest possible, 1280x720 resolution, 50% graphic models. and on single player, i get about 70+ FPS. but when i play dayz i get about 20. wtf!

first i plan to get something good from the SWAF, then head to the NWAF. so far i have an ak-74, lots of food, ammo, and in three weeks of survival, have only alterted two zombies.

play on empty servers. or low populated ones. when i go to raid cherno/elektro i go to a server with ~5 people, get what i want, then join 35+ servers afterwards. i don't do empty, because it seems unfair, but feel free to do it if you want.

also, to the people who say that it will never work...watch the video. it's completely possible. it's just that nobody attempts it. i'm too much of a weenie to do it, considering i panic and run away whenever i see anybody. (thanks for the paranoia, PKers)

12 hours later, the thread is still open.