omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

thread about respawn button #34 (maybe)... let the zombies kill you, why does everyone find that difficult?

seriously, why can't we change them so they run directly at you? and they're a bit slower? hell, even buff them to even it out, if that's what it takes. i'm sick of the zombies that run 50mph through walls in zigzags that can falcon punch your legs off. i also think it's funny that if you aggro a zombie from a long distance, then start running, the zombie will catch up to you in less than five seconds. also, if they're going to zigzag, at least have them slow down a bit when they turn, rather than having them being like freaking tron lightcycles, which can turn without losing speed. if they run straight at you, then it would make headshots be actually useful, rather than shooting them as much as possible in the shortest amount of time. if the zombies are going to zigzag, can we at least run the same speed/faster than them? it's silly that a fit ex-military human in their 20s can't outrun something that's been dead for a while. so, come on, why did anybody think it was a good idea to have genetically enhanced kenyan zombies? let's have them run STRAIGHT!! someone explain why they don't! (no i didn't die from a zombie, but i was attacked by a train of zombies running in this fashion and i found it hilarious. also, i was meaning to make this post for a while.) EDIT: yes, i know it's easy to avoid zombies, and to make them stop following you, but this is one of those major issues that everyone just kind of looks the other way on. while this is a big issue, it still isn't gamebreaking. but you know, the zombies being the center of the game and having them act like makes total sense.

yes, it's very simple to avoid zombies, and to lose them when they follow you, but regardless, they shouldn't be like that.

i would shoot zombies more if they acted like every other zombie in movies/games and stuff, where they aren't retarded. this would drastically change game play.

last i checked dayz isn't a PVP game. it's PVE with PVP in it. murderers make it PVP.

more players = more people that have already taken the loot, so less loot, actually.

i can barely focus when being chased because im laughing at the zombie's paths xD

they are never a MASSIVE gamebreaking issue. it actually adds to the difficulty (which is good). but it's dumb for them to do it regardless.

i do this, and yeah, it does work. i still think it's silly for the zombies to run like that anyway.

wait, they change paths every time you step? so if i stand still and aggro a zombie, it'll run right at me?

always have at least 4 bandages...it is half of your sidearm ammo slots, and they're easy to find so if you use one, pick up another. great tactic.

i can't find any vehicles either, and i've hit about ten spawn spots for them in one life. nothing. i wish i had a bike, though. quiet, and doesn't need fixing. also quite handy.

hm...it would appear that this is DAYZ vs the war z. wonder why it's in dayz general discussion.

so, after finding out just how populated green mountain was, i went there. OFC, the server was at night. here is the video. i already told you all, my computer sucks. and with fraps isn't any better. but here's some proof that i went there, got what i wanted and left. i didn't bother with the tower. i just wanted a weapon, because the server deleted my ammo (as seen in the beginning of the video) and i lost my ak-74 in the grass. sorry for the artifacts in the video (the black sky and what not), that isn't my fault. they came with the new patch. never had artifacts before. ever. yes, i have brightness to max, and gamma to max. HDR to very high, and it's still very dark. (fraps made the video 1GB so it's split up.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I0ZWryPxig&feature=plcp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15mJUrLQWaQ&feature=plcp remember: no bitching about the quality.

i always go to night servers when i'm hitting a big loot spawn. reduces the chance of getting killed greatly, as noobs can't camp on hills with their lee enfield, because you can't see. only hackers/experienced players with NVGs can see at night.

the zombies are fine as is, and i think they're the best they've ever been. if i aggro a zombie, then i can always understand why i did.

but i win

man, i used all of these, and dead zero settings, including resolution to 50%, and i get like 25 FPS the screen resolution is 1280x720, as i refuse to have the black bars on my screen.

1. download this. http://www.dayzmod.c...Build_95389.zip 2. open "ARMA2_OA_Build_95389.exe" 3. let it install. then try again. it worked perfectly for me. it doesn't fix the artifact problem, but at least i can open the game. i use sixlauncher. i don't know if this will work for steam/dayzcommander.

without doing anything? by just standing there? getting horny off of zombies?

another bitching post. don't like it, don't play it.

there should be a masturbation meter. if you don't jerk it every now and again, then you jizz yourself and your moans attract zombies. great realizms. because everybody just skeets themself without doing anything every now and again.

also you spelled "pussies" wrong. dumbass.

the trick doesn't even work anymore. and you seem to not realize that flashlights = HEY EVERYONE HERE I AM COME KILL ME PLS also, if every murderer in the game is doing it, why the hell wouldn't i do it? i would like to survive over using my flashlight. also, you can see at night IRL. in this game it is pitch black. in real life you can see things regardless of how dark it is; the moon gives off light.

i said exactly that.