omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

i'm not demanding that everyone does this, or that this is the correct way to play this game. it is just a suggestion. something ELSE to do besides shooting.

i don't even like minecraft. why don't you go vent your killing thoughts on the other games, then?

OMFG ANTIBIOTICS

go play diablo or dark souls or minecraft or something if you want permadeath PVP.

fail/obvious troll fails/is obvious. No, i'm not mad. nobody's mad. i'm just giving people something to do beside being an ass. and if you like killing people, then why the hell are you not playing COD? Go there! more pvp. it's all pvp.

how is camping the barracks self defense? what are you self-defending?

that's killing people...AKA being an asshole, asshole.

If you find someone without a weapon, they can't be a douchebag. What's the worst they can do? Throw cans at you? (yes, the hatchet is a weapon.) if someone doesn't have a weapon, then they are forced to communicate. Or alt+f4 if they're retarded.

or, HELP PEOPLE. crazy, i know. why not go to the coast, and help some gunless noob survive? if you die? who cares, what else were you using your stuff for? if they kill you, just glitch your body away. just something to do if you're bored. there's no shortage of newbies, so help one and then go help another. if you die, well then start all over again.

it's legit. i've found a hand grenade before, but i can't remember what it was called. http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Grenade

you try to hit the ALT+F4 keys with your hands

found an ak-74 and 4 clips...i loved that gun...it was the only automatic weapon i've ever had....and i lost it in the grass when i was getting food :C

pff...quality doesn't make the game unplayable, framerate does. i rather enjoy playing this game on my $40 graphics card. (very low ftw)

go to the NWBF (north west battlefield) BEWARE: you will almost certainly die there. almost... http://dayzdb.com/map#4.044.051

if you have a can, there is a glitch where you can kill yourself with it.

pfff....more like 99% of everyone will kill you as soon as they see you. i've said it before, i'll say it again. if you prove to me that you aren't hostile, then i have no problem making an alliance, giving blood, giving ammo, sharing some food/water, whatever. why would i do this? because this would be the first friendly player i've ever seen that lived. (first and only one so far was mauled by zombies while we were talking. we only spoke for maybe ten seconds before he died)

if you find me, i'll help you. good luck finding me.

should be in dayz gallery

do what i plan to do when i get good stuff: HELP PEOPLE. (crazy, i know) go to the coast, and help some noob without a gun. if you die? so what? not like you were going for anything else, anyway. i actually plan to help people as much as i can, and if i die when helping them, well then they just got some cool shit. if they kill me? i'll glitch my body away...and they will never get what they want...

welcome to dayz

thread about respawn button #34 (maybe)... let the zombies kill you, why does everyone find that difficult?

seriously, why can't we change them so they run directly at you? and they're a bit slower? hell, even buff them to even it out, if that's what it takes. i'm sick of the zombies that run 50mph through walls in zigzags that can falcon punch your legs off. i also think it's funny that if you aggro a zombie from a long distance, then start running, the zombie will catch up to you in less than five seconds. also, if they're going to zigzag, at least have them slow down a bit when they turn, rather than having them being like freaking tron lightcycles, which can turn without losing speed. if they run straight at you, then it would make headshots be actually useful, rather than shooting them as much as possible in the shortest amount of time. if the zombies are going to zigzag, can we at least run the same speed/faster than them? it's silly that a fit ex-military human in their 20s can't outrun something that's been dead for a while. so, come on, why did anybody think it was a good idea to have genetically enhanced kenyan zombies? let's have them run STRAIGHT!! someone explain why they don't! (no i didn't die from a zombie, but i was attacked by a train of zombies running in this fashion and i found it hilarious. also, i was meaning to make this post for a while.) EDIT: yes, i know it's easy to avoid zombies, and to make them stop following you, but this is one of those major issues that everyone just kind of looks the other way on. while this is a big issue, it still isn't gamebreaking. but you know, the zombies being the center of the game and having them act like makes total sense.

yes, it's very simple to avoid zombies, and to lose them when they follow you, but regardless, they shouldn't be like that.

i would shoot zombies more if they acted like every other zombie in movies/games and stuff, where they aren't retarded. this would drastically change game play.

last i checked dayz isn't a PVP game. it's PVE with PVP in it. murderers make it PVP.