omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

nobody, because i really am stuck.

because *something witty*

20-30 on lowest settings. computer sucks.

cool idea

someone send a rescue squad; still stuck. as for hopping over the barbed wire, i can't. the tank traps fill up the doorway, with a barbed wire in the mix, and outside the door is rows and rows of barbed wire too close together to jump over. note to self: never go to barracks again.

hey dumbass, you do realize that you're not supposed to hand them your AS50 and say please don't shoot me, i'm helping you! No. you help them live longer. if they get a gun, shoot their legs and run away while laughing maniacally. it works if you aren't fucking retarded about it.

"i didn't bother with saying friendly, because no one ever is." i wonder why he was shooting you.

HELP PEOPLE. Let's all just take a minute to absorb that sentence...to fully understand what is being said. Why does nobody help anybody anymore? So let's say you got a 50. cal and you've been on the hills of cherno shooting people for six hours. Doesn't that ever get boring? Try something new: Go to the coast, and find someone without a weapon (the ones with weapons will instantly kill you for your stuff, so at least if they don't have a weapon you can contact them safely). Then, offer help. go with them to a big loot spawn, give them some tips, or even bandage them if they are bleeding. If they are starving? give them some of your food. Why? Because there is always a rush to go find all of the best weapons and gear, and then what? 99% of people just go to the coast or other big loot spawns to go on killing sprees. Why not do something different, do something that nobody has ever done? Something that provides a whole new gaming experience, something that only you can brag about doing, because everyone's too much of a pussy to do it themselves. I definitely plan to do this, and hell, i'll even fraps it for you people if you want. I am sick of everyone complaining about not having anything to do when they have all their stuff. Make your own goals. Ex: I want to visit every place on the map, I want to blow up a building, i want to go to every deer stand on the map. Make it some goal that can't be obtained from scratch in under an hour. The point is, everyone needs to stop bitching about not having something to do other than kill players. It almost seems as though people don't want anything else to do. So for a change, maybe just once for the experience, help someone survive. So what if you die? You were just complaining about not having something to do, go get your stuff back. It's not like you were using your gear for anything else. okay, since it's very clear that many people here are fucking retarded, let me add something to that. I'm not saying do this. I'm not saying change your playstyle to this. I'm not suggesting that this is what you should do. It's just SOMETHING ELSE TO DO BESIDES KILLING PEOPLE. You, know, like a helpful tip. A tour guide. Everyone stop bitching about it.

and that is exactly why i said that you shouldn't help anybody with a weapon.

>_>

like you would not believe...

WTF YOU CAN?!

good for you! take my beans!

i think it's because i have generally awful luck.

that was all that was in the box... :C

i agree; there's no point to it as zombies can walk through them.

well, you can get close as HELL if it's night and you're prone. a zombie literally stepped on my hand as i was shitting myself, praying that they wouldn't see. they didn't.

you aren't a bandit.

you can wave it around; pretend you're jerking it.

i'll give you some jack daniels for it.

i wish you could; i mean, how hard is it to undress someone?

and the windup, and the pitch! OOHHHHHHHH here comes the thread lock!

want a flashlight? military grade. real useful.

nobody else stands up to run the instant they aggro a zombie? lol them i'm doing it wrong.

yeah, with them all saying "so i have this loot, what do i do now?" http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/53033-dayz-goal-to-easy/page__hl__endgame#entry508408 http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/52171-dayz-is-booring-at-late-game-my-idea/page__hl__endgame#entry500514 http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/53088-what-to-do-after-getting-everything/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/52896-all-geared-up-and-nowhere-to-go/