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Everything posted by omgwtfbbq (DayZ)
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Are you addicted to Day Z?
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
the hackers have significantly reduced my usage so i can avoid death. -
birgirpall :3
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How long have you lasted with broken bones? (And no morphine :P)
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to Thundirah's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
on my second life i was in kozlovka and got falcon punched by a port-o-potty. i didnt' know the map, so i started to crawl, and i eventually got to baltoa, where some jackass killed me. unarmed, broken legs, no food. thanks, cockbite. i was crawling for a few hours. -
Dayz is not that amazing?
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to outlawxxable's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
if that's the way you play, then it isn't fun. that isn't a fun way to play, moron. actually doing something other than point-shoot is fun. build a car. loot. explore. -
Add me on skype starting a big group on a populated server
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to DayZchamp's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
this group will be ANNIHILATED by hackers. this cannot possibly work. -
DAYZ. what happens in the game will happen in real life.
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to tfninja's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
and not a single BEAN was given to this thread. -
DAYZ. what happens in the game will happen in real life.
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to tfninja's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
how about No? i am an atheist, and i'm not murdering people, dumbass. back to the thread title: so you're saying everyone kills each other, we don't have to use the bathroom ever, and we are sometimes teleported to a deathmatch arena? got it :thumbsup: -
yeah i got falcon punched by a port-o-potty a while ago, found no morphine and got shot by some asshole.
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don't feel stupid; you're playing the game as it should. losing zombies in buildings is an exploit, and you should feel bad for doing it.
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Green Mountain - Share Your Stories
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/48876-green-mountain-alone-at-night/ -
TO THE MOTHERFUCKING JEEP DRIVING BITCH
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to DayZchamp's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
yay i win the guess-the-thread-topic game! you got run over by someone. then raged. yes, this happens in the game. oh well. -
you remember ( ._.)
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Why this community is so divided.
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to thunderpimp's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
never played EVE or WoW, but i played the shit out of battlefield. i am still friendly. -
To the guy I just ran over with my bus
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to ixtilion's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
and it's little stories like this that are the best part of dayz xD -
What a h**king joke...
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to SpeedyBanana's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
hacking isn't a bad word, so i'm wondering what "h**king" is. -
i ventured to green mountain once... i thought it was nothing at first, but then... enigmatic sequences began.
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there's a reason all the doors are locked...
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I never realized how many hackers there were.
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to omgwtfbbq (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
yeah, this; i am actually an alien. i come to this planet to play a video game. -
If an heli crash, when does it respwan?
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to tonybravo's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
how cna spel? -
I never realized how many hackers there were.
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to omgwtfbbq (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i know they're always stashed up north somewhere, but i'm never courageous enough to go there in fear of running into a camp protector. -
actually, everyone who makes this mistake is retarded. there are millions of people that can get it right, myself included. so no, it's not just i'm right and everyone else is dumb, it's the people that get it wrong. sorry.
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INSAAAANE loading times?
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) replied to Inception.'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
hey inception, a HUUUUUGE fix for me was launching through steam; i originally used six launcher, but i was tired of the infinite loading screen. now, i open the multiplayer, filter for dayz, and let it sit for ten or so seconds. the servers then automatically rearrange into ping order, and if you highlight a server, the yellow circle on the left will change to a red X if the server is no good. then, find a suitable server, then join and have fun! try it -
:facepalm: how can grammar?
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i cannot continue reading this without thinking that you're retarded. as for paying for servers, yeah, you guys are paying to play. not like we payed $30 or anything. Do not turn this into a pay-to-play game.