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omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

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  1. the hackers have significantly reduced my usage so i can avoid death.
  2. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Best DayZ YouTubers

    birgirpall :3
  3. on my second life i was in kozlovka and got falcon punched by a port-o-potty. i didnt' know the map, so i started to crawl, and i eventually got to baltoa, where some jackass killed me. unarmed, broken legs, no food. thanks, cockbite. i was crawling for a few hours.
  4. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Dayz is not that amazing?

    if that's the way you play, then it isn't fun. that isn't a fun way to play, moron. actually doing something other than point-shoot is fun. build a car. loot. explore.
  5. this group will be ANNIHILATED by hackers. this cannot possibly work.
  6. and not a single BEAN was given to this thread.
  7. how about No? i am an atheist, and i'm not murdering people, dumbass. back to the thread title: so you're saying everyone kills each other, we don't have to use the bathroom ever, and we are sometimes teleported to a deathmatch arena? got it :thumbsup:
  8. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Im done for now

    yeah i got falcon punched by a port-o-potty a while ago, found no morphine and got shot by some asshole.
  9. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    who wants my mt dew?

    https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNHfv9WT8b8oVlt-6pxSp8TApfscWMVCJqhqU169W_zsXmfRqC
  10. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    What city am I in

    don't feel stupid; you're playing the game as it should. losing zombies in buildings is an exploit, and you should feel bad for doing it.
  11. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/48876-green-mountain-alone-at-night/
  12. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    TO THE MOTHERFUCKING JEEP DRIVING BITCH

    yay i win the guess-the-thread-topic game! you got run over by someone. then raged. yes, this happens in the game. oh well.
  13. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Green mountain?

    you remember ( ._.)
  14. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Why this community is so divided.

    never played EVE or WoW, but i played the shit out of battlefield. i am still friendly.
  15. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    To the guy I just ran over with my bus

    and it's little stories like this that are the best part of dayz xD
  16. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    What a h**king joke...

    hacking isn't a bad word, so i'm wondering what "h**king" is.
  17. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Green mountain?

    i ventured to green mountain once... i thought it was nothing at first, but then... enigmatic sequences began.
  18. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Green mountain?

    there's a reason all the doors are locked...
  19. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I never realized how many hackers there were.

    yeah, this; i am actually an alien. i come to this planet to play a video game.
  20. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    If an heli crash, when does it respwan?

    how cna spel?
  21. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I never realized how many hackers there were.

    i know they're always stashed up north somewhere, but i'm never courageous enough to go there in fear of running into a camp protector.
  22. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Anti-Cheat Solution

    actually, everyone who makes this mistake is retarded. there are millions of people that can get it right, myself included. so no, it's not just i'm right and everyone else is dumb, it's the people that get it wrong. sorry.
  23. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    INSAAAANE loading times?

    hey inception, a HUUUUUGE fix for me was launching through steam; i originally used six launcher, but i was tired of the infinite loading screen. now, i open the multiplayer, filter for dayz, and let it sit for ten or so seconds. the servers then automatically rearrange into ping order, and if you highlight a server, the yellow circle on the left will change to a red X if the server is no good. then, find a suitable server, then join and have fun! try it
  24. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Anti-Cheat Solution

    :facepalm: how can grammar?
  25. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Anti-Cheat Solution

    i cannot continue reading this without thinking that you're retarded. as for paying for servers, yeah, you guys are paying to play. not like we payed $30 or anything. Do not turn this into a pay-to-play game.
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