omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

that's a very eye-catching thread title...good job

and the normal font

we never have to go to the bathroom we have full memory of our past lives and everyone is reincarnated zombies move like tron lightcycles my fatass character has to eat steak every 20-30 minutes i can't tell how cold i am everybody on the planet knows how to fix a helicopter everybody on the planet knows how to fly a helicopter there is no electricity anywhere, but the NWAF still has electricity somehow a quarter of all zombies are wearing berets this whole game is weird

it's a little cave on the side

m4a1. akms are good, but they're very loud. sound is the advantage here. and think of the sights. THE SIGHTS

but...i'm 16 and don't snipe/hack :C

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE

Please notice that i'm asking if it's okay to do it rather than just doing it. I am not retarded. Hackers, on the other hand...

I'm not butthurt, dumbass. I'm simply saying that the OP has run out of imagination. And from what you said, killing people in a video game is a better feeling than sex? coughwowcough

Okay, Mr. Anti-funDickhead. Nothing is funny. Nothing can ever be funny. People can't think different things are funny. Never.

dayz

any suggestions on how to get around that? or would that give everyone the secret to hack and get away with it?

:( but wait, doesn't battleeye suck at catching cheaters scripters anyway?

sounds 1337 JK F U FOR NOT POSTING A VIDEO, FKIN LIAR

i found out about this just today :L

and who are these people that want it?

then it seems that your imagination has run out. there's always something to do, you just lack the

everyone shut the hell up with this song. stop playing it SO. DAMN. MUCH. it's a moderate song, but it's played so much that it becomes awful. Stop. No more.

*pointless argument* and that didn't reset your stuff? hm. don't know what to tell you then :bandit: i don't know what the hell that is but i wanted to put it in somewhere

go to a new server.

because it's good to have a reason to murder someone, in case you didn't know.

the first time you should have left the server and come back; you would have gotten your stuff. as of now, all i can suggest is that you restart the game; you could have been disconnected from the hive, causing this to happen.

battleeye is retarded; i got kicked for a ping of 115 on numerous attempts to join a server.

best fix is to update to the newest patch, and don't go anywhere near green mountain. ridiculously tall artifacts all over there

i wouldn't do this under several circumstances, like if i'm in a intense PVP, or i die to zombies or a glitch or something. it's the jackasses that start mashing the mouse button the instant i appear on the screen that i refuse to give up my stuff to. do i care if they kill me? No. but that kind of bullshit is not deserving of top-notch gear.