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will fix

'tater tots

stfu my computer sucks :/ NVIDIA GeForce G210m Integrated...lmao laptops ftw

No. The radio DOES exist in DayZ. Check the wiki. It has no purpose, though. Weird.

Do what I do! FIRE!

WRONG SECTION. SORRY. (I don't know how to lock my thread)

My soundtrack is SILENCE!

Where's the "I don't kill people" option? EDIT: thanks

New update = hero skins.

Just because the game and its developer say that they are doesn't make them one. Everybody simply agrees. You have to look past that agreement to see what I am saying.

No, because they aren't bandits. Have you even read the thread?

How about assassins? Cutthroats?

Or like how some think that scripting = hacking, even though there are plenty of scripts that are not cheats

No, you have to wait for them to respawn.

no u

It was a lazily thrown around term for PKers. Same as someone mentioned before; since when are satchel charges "pipe bombs"? There are plenty of incorrectly used terms around here.

I'm prepared for that shitstorm, but not all people who came from RoosterTeeth's "This is...DayZ" are like that. In fact, I came from that video. I enjoy this game. I am not a bandit, correct term or not. But, it's just a playstyle.

No, you're not.

Gangsters form groups, and steal things from other gangs. Gang wars. Yes, killing does dip into the "gang" category, but indirectly. Some lone person on a hill by Cherno isn't a gang. That's a *whatever you want to call these kind of people*

More people = more hackers

I prefer to watch from a distance, and observe what players do. If they approach, then the situation changes to option B. But never "KoS"

That's over 9000

Hacking required to survive in dayz? no

http://imgur.com/UpHdi bottom left...wtf this is on filter of server select

THIS GAME REQUIRES LARGE AMOUNTS OF PATIENCE. Made that nice and big for you. Who cares if I call it a game. It's good enough of a mod to be referred to as one. This is a mod for a game that already requires large amounts of patience. This isn't Call of Duty, where you are thrown into battle, and all firefights are over in five or ten seconds. Skirmishes take several minutes. As for DayZ, if you haven't noticed, there is a lot of walking in this game. Therefore, to survive, you must travel long distances, some of which take twenty minutes to a half hour to complete. You are all lucky that we don't have stamina, otherwise it would take even longer. Aside from the miles and miles we have to travel, zombies also throw in another thing that requires patience. If you go to loot a town, you have three options. Sneak, Rambo, or Exploit. Rambo means running into towns, going to where you want, then shooting all the zombies that follow you. Exploit means run into town, then use the two-door-building exploit on them. Sneak is my method, and I feel that it is the safest and provides the most profit. This requires you to move into town very slowly, crawling most of the way, and alerting as few zombies as possible. I have now reached one month on my current life, and by using this method, I have only alerted ~20 zombies. The Sneak method also provides you with the most ammo upon exit, if you don't alert any zombies. Sneaking also reduces the amount of attention you receive from other players, as most don't see you. It will take far longer, but it assures the most gain. TL;DR: Stop saying that the game should be more fast paced. If you want to enjoy DayZ, then start building patience. You will survive for much longer if you have this kind of patience. Stop running into town, using the exploit on the zombies, then complaining about how easily zombies are aggro'd. K? K.