omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

Old yet relevant The alternative for Pepsi is Pipsi. The alternative for CocaCola is NotaCola. The alternative for Sprite is Spite. So, Why not make the alternative for Mountain Dew be called Green Mountain? Same design and everything. Or hell, even Green Mountain Dew. For those who don't know, Green Mountain is the mountain with the radio tower

Do I give you an mp3 file or a Youtube video, or what? EDIT: And do you want a grizzly voice?

Do I have to just blab or can I read it dramatically? Because I have a voice for dramatic reading. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpHgUUt-vYE&list=UUcSKjqG-KPzxmm3thAbAkbw

Vehicles will one day be implemented into DayZ. As far as physics, how would you like to see them implemented? By this I am questioning how your idea of vehicle physics will affect gameplay/functionality. Personally, though it will likely never happen due to engine limitations, since DayZ is going for realism, I'd love to see physics along the lines of BeamNG. Physics such as these would encourage players to drive carefully, and feel the consequences of the smallest mistake. It'd also be interesting to see a mangled car with bodies inside at the bottom of a cliff. However, probably due to engine limitations and copyright problems and all kinds of other things, it would never work. EDIT: Then again, BeamNG only slows when there's a lot of cars. In DayZ, multiple cars is a rarity, so hey, it might not be too far-fetched. But I can dream. How advanced/simple would you like the vehicle physics to be?

I usually don't like manual control in games, but in something like DayZ, as you said, it would allow for greater control of speed while using a keyboard.

I would also love to have tons of bicycles (bunches of them near certain parts of cities), but the mod version's way of handling bikes was awful. We need a BMX simulator or something.

Weird phenomenon where trees glow pink at dusk First animal I'd seen; didn't find any food on it. Am I supposed to use a knife or something? New background for PC EDIT: None of the pictures are edited or touched-up. All are in-game.

GET YOUR HARDWARE OUT BECAUSE WE'RE COMPARING ELECTRONIC DICK SIZES Ultra settings with everything maxed, 35-40 FPS Weird bug in the new town with the giant building. This is what my game actually looks like standing atop the building: Specs: NVIDIA GTX 760, 8GB RAM, Intel Core i5-4670K CPU @3.40 GHz, MSI Z87-GD65 (MS-7845), 1TB HDD, 1920x1080p 60hz, PSU = Antec HCG-750M (750W/M), Windows 8 64-bit. Case is cooler master HAF XM. I was very fortunate with a birthday present.

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No wonder you got shot

My fear is that it will never be completed. *Looks at DayZ mod*

I still thing DayZ is a shitty name for this. It's only implied what it's indicative of. Or we had to assume for ourselves (Day of the Zombies, Day Zero, etc). Either way, I still like this game despite its rather silly name.

I meant to standardize the render distance. Make it non-changeable. Can't go higher and can't go lower.

I remember back in the mod I drank a can of Mountain Dew at Green Mountain. My character lived for months. I concluded that the two bad omens cancelled each other out to make for awesome luck. Video: (way back in the days of my laptop)

Maybe change it so people don't render if the grass doesn't render?

Priority 1: Understanding that banditry ≠ what you're referring to. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bandit Definition 1: A robber. People in DayZ do not rob, they only kill. Banditry really is dead in DayZ.

Helicopter crash sites/helicopters that can be repaired were hard to find in the mod. Crashed helicopters had extremely rare military loot and some exclusive guns (that turned out to be not-so exclusive thanks to dupers), while helicopters could be repaired to be flown around the map. In this sense, hunt = search. Hunting for the hard-to-find helicopters/crash sites.

Double-tapping the V key (or changing it to another button) makes your character begin the charge for a jump. -Quickly tapping it makes your character perform a puny hop (~1-2 inches) -Pressing and holding it for X amount of time makes your character jump a medium height -Pressing and holding it for X+1 amount of time makes your character jump the highest they can Makes you use some stamina/energy, could be combined with some kind of grapple feature to allow for fence climbing/wall ascending Unnecessary, but makes the game feel less restrictive. REASON FOR "CHARGE": In most other games, your character jumps the instant you press the jump key; there's no buildup to the jump. It's instantaneous. In real life, you must prepare at least slightly for a jump if you want to jump the highest you can.

Unnecessarily long thread is unnecessarily long

We shouldn't have to wish for it, nor should the game force it; it should be the optimal solution in the harsh world to team up and fight zombies together rather than KOS.

I know, right? Especially considering the DayZ mod was never finished, let alone even left "alpha"! EDIT: Steam takes 30% of any game. 30% of 1.7 million copies selling at $29.99 is $35,700,000 USD give or take? IDFK

A few helicopters and planes. No fuel... (or at least a ridiculously small amount)

I voted for what people do rather than what I do. People have guns, not a lot of zombies, people want to use the guns. Others complain about it, so people do it more. If nobody complained about KOS people would do it less. It would still exist, but it would occur less often. I never KOS, as I feel people who do so are completely missing the point of DayZ, but I don't complain about it. I know it happens, and it happens to me every now and again, but I won't resort to it. I won't complain about it either because it won't solve anything. I can just steam to myself whenever I get KOSed, quit the game for ten minutes, then get over it and play the game again.

It's not a super slow walk, it's walking. You go the speed of walking.

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