omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

One bottle is a toolbelt item. Every bottle after that is inventory space.

This was a while ago: Walked up to someone, lowered my weapon. "Friendly. How are you?" BAM headshotted by a makarov. I was a little too open. Oh well, didn't have that great of gear that time around anyway.

HOORAY

Nobody realizes that YOU assholes did this to them...they got sick of you, so they cheated. You know who you are. You caused this. Which makes me wonder: Why is everyone glad to see him banned when they are the cause? Nonsensical.

Or, we can just edit what we already have: Hero skin = angels with wings and halos Regular survivor = same "Bandit" skin = huge dong that squirts every few minutes (haha joke)

LOL now you have to face perma-death, like the game intended you to do. Stop trying to work around it.

Default is ~60, zoomed out is ~90

Life #2: I broke my legs by being attacked by an outhouse, so I crawl for four hours from Vybor to Balota. I plan to go to the hospital down the road after a quick look in the hangars. As I approach the first one, I see someone. Note: I didn't have a weapon (this was only the 2nd life). So I crawl around the corner. I type: "Friendly! Please don't shoot. Do you have any spare morphine or food? My legs are broken" What does this motherfucker do? Unload into me. So I'm passed out, with 0 items in my backpack, no weapon, only a hunting knife, and maybe two cans of soda. This asshat found me hostile. He checks my pack as I'm out, and of course, finds nothing, then walks away. As I regain consciousness, I quickly start to bandage myself. As I'm doing that, I say: "Fuck you, I just wanted some help asshole. You didn't have to shoot me, fucking bastard" I bandage up, and crawl away from this dumbass. I look behind me in freelook, and he walks around the corner, sees I'm not dead, then shoots me AGAIN. I forgot what the name was, but if you did this, fuck you. That was one of the most cruel things I have ever experienced, real life or not. You should feel awful you pile of shit. You literally ruined my day that day.

Next time, read the post before replying.

Default FOV? Shit. Try double tapping "-" on the numpad. Much better FOV. It is the 90 degrees which is IRL human FOV. (actually humans' FOV is like 160-170

YOLO (jk, that's a fucking retarded phrase for fucking retarded people)

I CHALLENGE YOU TO DO WHAT I DID!

Slenderman in ghillie suit form. It came from Green Mountain.

I need an "I don't care" option

Like. Would clean up duping by a lot.

So few people understand that that is not the point of DayZ...FUN... NO! It's not minecraft or some shit. This is a serious game. You aren't going to be allowed to make a city in the shape of a penis.

You should lose a LOT of humanity if you eat another player.

whoa

I was walking downtown the other day, and from far away, I thought a bush in someone's yard was a ghillie suit. Didn't help that there was a gun-like shovel sticking out of one side. Also thought that the top of a water tower probably had a sniper on it. Was also tempted to crawl across the street, crapped myself when I had to run across. Thought everyone in town had heard me.

Last I checked, that isn't a realistic zombie apocalypse simulator. Stop suggesting it. It will never be a part of DayZ. If anybody wants to play that, someone else can make a mod.

You should still have it.

Dafuq is TrackIR?

I have them off for performance reasons.

lol pwnt

Who the hell cares if you spawn in Kamenka? If you don't like walking, then don't play DayZ!