omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

We were sitting in class when she took it out...and I swiped it faster than lightning. I just kind of stared at it in disbelief. I felt blessed! But then she took it back :L Also, I have dreamed about DayZ TWICE. 1st: I was running along the coast, when I found some random underground bunker. I accidentally alerted a horde of zombies, so I ran inside. As I was running along the corridors, I saw another player who quickly mowed me down...then I woke up! 2nd: Trying to loot an apartment in Elektro. Suddenly, a hacker started to make me clip around the area, and then when he stopped, I flew really high up...then I hit hard on top of the building and died. Woke up. Wow, I'm fearing death so much that I have nightmares about it. Point: It seems that I am addicted to DayZ. Anyone else having this?

That's cool, be a dick about it. *waits for your post to get like 10 beans*

Got a sound file/video?

I am the same way in how I play

The motorcycle is completely fixed. You just need to find gas for it.

Do they really say that?

Day 50: I still hate people. Sad face. End log.

RAAAAYYYYYEEEAHHHH!!!!!

FUCK THAT

It depends, are you using said gun on me?

So, you got an AS50 and all that good stuff? Mysterious horn, eh? Yeah, I guess that IS the fix: 1. Kill yourself 2. Go get your stuff back

Very well-made points. I agree. However, I had an experience that goes against all of that: In Cherno apartments near the hospital. Guy is being attacked by zombies. I kill ~8 zombies. I lower my weapon, walk up to the other player, and crouch calmly. "Friendly. Hi, how are you?" BAM headshot by a makarov. See the problem? Running at someone while holding an axe screaming friendly, okay, I can understand that. My story? eeehhh...No.

You still missed the point; in a REAL zombie apocalypse, people wouldn't kill each other "for teh lulz" or for a personal score or whatever. Killing for stuff = good. Killing without reason = bad

You didn't read what I wrote: Killing without reason is the problem. If someone kills them for their stuff, cool. Don't care. If someone kills for the sake of killing, that's fucked up. Get it now?

Dafuq? Y u blame me

We need LESS LMGs, not more. Yes on the SMG though.

Another thing people overlook: Not 90% of the human population in a REAL zombie apocalypse would NOT kill you as soon as they see you, let alone hack you into pieces with an axe like a fucking psycho. These "KoS"ers ruin the atmosphere of DayZ. Yes, hackers ruin it too, but THIS kind of hacker creates the atmosphere for others by killing these pricks. As for spawning stuff for their friends, I don't approve, but the killing of "KoS"ers I approve of.

Through the fire and flame, I say, hats off to you. We need more "nice" hackers like you. I really don't give a damn if you hack because someone else spawncamps with an AS50. It's clearing up the hills of Cherno for everyone else. To all the people bitching about this guy, it's probably because YOU spawncamp with an AS50 and kill unarmed players, and don't want this guy coming after you. Tough shit. Stop being an asshole and there's nothing to worry about. So once again, props to you for helping out the newspawns. *braces self for retard hate*

If this was the case, then ZERO people would play at night. It's not just inconvenient, for some reason in DayZ, it's impossible to see on a cloudy night.

THE PERFECT DAYZ

Ninja skin: invisibility and you don't give off sound

Looking away from all the herp and derp from everyone else, you had an excellent idea in there. Hallucinations. Don't know how this would play in, but maybe the last frame (FPS) before you killed someone would flash across the screen, accompanied by screaming (in your head) or something. Would take the player by surprise. How it would work, with a colorful numbering system to attract the eye of readers: 1. It appears after you kill ≥1 player that isn't a "bandit", so if you get a kill counted as a murder. 2. 5% chance that hallucination is solid (95% chance of opaque) Size and centering of hallucination differs. Randomly colored streaks and flashes would accompany it. 3. The first 2-3 kills only have flashes that last for ~1 second, and no screaming is involved. Happens every 20-30 minutes. 4. More kills = more occurrences, and for longer. Somewhere after ~10 murders is when the screaming would start. 5. They fade with time, each murder causes the effect to last 24 hours (Effect does not go away if you stop playing) Effect can also be slowed/hampered by helping others. 6. After >20 homocides or humanity below 10,000, the hallucinations happen every couple of minutes, and last for several seconds, with distorted images and screaming. The victim's face would flash across the screen occasionally. 30% chance that your character escapes these hallucinations by screaming. Attracts zombies. More likely that hallucinations are solid. 7. >50 murders or humanity below 30,000 leads to irreversible damage to your character's psychi, causing dementia. Your character would then see solid bodies in the world, those of which, aren't really there. Random twitches would occur, causing random weapon discharges. Constant murmuring voices are played. (If anybody has played Dead Space, think if it as Isaac's condition.) The player also screams at the hallucinations, which attracts zombies (not aggro, but similar to the tin can effect), and can be heard by other players. Effect is unfixable, regardless of humanity. Morphine slows the effect, but does not stop it. I know there will be plenty of bitching about this idea, because some people have humanity ~200,000 and it would bother them. Therefore they would hate this idea and call me retarded, because THEY don't like it. This is another one of those ideas that would be better for the advancement of DayZ, regardless of what people think. The game would progress further if rocket decided to just throw this in the game, and not tell anybody. So much QQ would happen. Point being, it is better for the whole if this was in the game, but a few individuals would suffer. Perhaps it's too complex for the mod, but it is something that NEEDS to be in the standalone.

It would take a bit of realism from the mod, as the point of DayZ is to induce human emotions while playing, and not only do AI not feel that, the AI would not have the unpredictability that a real person does. Robots can be programmed to attack you after enough time. Humans, however, can be agitated by a buildup of things, not just programming. This idea won't work in DayZ.

Why is every DayZ video so long?

ITS SO QUIET