omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

You should be forced to be unconscious for a bit, maybe five or ten minutes, then after that it would give you the option to respawn. Unconsciousness would still last as long as it currently does.

It should be more common for a gun to spawn with a magazine than without. More likely it has no bullets than it does (previous owner ran out of ammo and dropped it).

Giant penis in the middle of the NWAF

I don't know why I can't do this already; if anything I should be able to do this, have my hands dirty, and require that I wash my hands with water/rubbing alcohol lest I eat fruit or meat or something I can get dirty via unwashed hands. I'd like to see it so using a shovel/hoe is much faster, but it would still be an option to use your hands. I already carry an axe to get firewood/sticks and attack zombies, a pickaxe to mine stones to fix said axe, and a fishing rod for food. Why would I carry a fourth melee item?

I lol'd

While sitting in the upper portion of one of the green houses, I was reading a book waiting for the rain to pass. Guy in motorcycle helmet comes in, and sees me sitting holding a book. I type "Hey" You are dead. It really depends. People are usually more friendly on hardcore servers, but there's no guarantee there either.

So as many of us know, the .47 update to stable has made melee combat more clunky than it usually is. The motion of axe swinging into zombie face was functional before, even satisfactory. Hopefully in the future we reach the point of "hold left mouse button to raise weapon, let go of mouse button to swing". Now that it's changed, the animation does not relate to where your weapon is being swung. Everyone's complaining about how it's nonfunctional, but I'm wondering why it's nonfunctional. What changed about the animation/hit detection with melee combat? Why was it changed? What was the desired goal?

Shoot their leg, run up and punch their face until they're unconscious. Bandage them, give them a stick and take their rags and bandages. Burlap sack on their head. Handcuffs if I have them, then leave. Wait until they wake up. Also feed them rotten fruit if I have any.

I don't believe there is a definite answer; the overall goal is to get it as high as possible. Because it is PC-only, I'd imagine the goal is a constant 60 FPS to satisfy the PC people.

Does anyone actually know, or is this all speculation?

Found tents

I keep coming back to look at this comment and laugh because it's still fucking funny

I gave OP beans because nobody else did

I just want a falling animation.

If you are reading this in the future, http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/191410-dayz-support-stuck-characters/ So out of nowhere, the server I was playing on suddenly restarted. No problem. I joined another server, problem. I fell through the floor of this building: and am now unable to get out. I have tried for an hour, twenty of which I jammed my Q key while lying prone, and walked away in hopes I could roll my way out. Came back, nope. Tried vaulting while facing a wall, and relogging before the animation stops. Nope. Tried vault jumping through the lower windows. Nope. Tried running at the wall for fifteen minutes. Nope. Tried playing on an extremely laggy server trying to desync my way out. Nope. Tried unplugging my internet while running at a wall. Nope. Tried unplugging my internet while rolling at a wall. Nope. Tried unplugging my internet while vaulting at a wall. Nope. NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. Am I raging a bit? Yes. I think it's absurd the server restarts occur with absolutely no warning (hourly or every two hour restarts because nobody wants to play at night) and there's jack shit you can do about it. This is on stable branch as of 7/30/14. .47 I believe. Anyway, does anyone know of any way of getting out of a buliding you fell into?

I got it man, I just needed help getting my guy out. I usually go solo anyway.

No, they're still alive and energized/healthy/hydrated with a bunch of survival bits I spent a while looking for, so I'm fine waiting.

Thanks. Noted for later. Any idea how long the response time is?

I can barely max out DayZ at 25-35 FPS on a $1700 desktop, you'd have to break the goddamn bank to get it to work on a laptop

Are the pants for aesthetics? Because my normal pants are more functional and better looking than the track pants. (4 slots instead of 2)

I finally found a pickaxe and a fishing hook to use to get a rock to fix my firefighter axe, then use the axe to get a bendy stick, then craft a fishing pole. Long plan ahead. Anyway, I was whacking away at a rock before it hit me that rock gathering might not be in stable. And then it hit me that fishing might not be in stable either. Is it?

They have +$18,000,000, so obviously this means they spent it on 54 Lamborghi Gallardos for Dean, and whatever is left over is used to keep the production mill running.

Hopefully not, the point of not having a map is to either make you learn the map by memory, or to give a disorienting feel when thrown into an unknown land and told to survive. I hope there is never a map marker. Read road signs and landmarks.

Is it a special rock that I have to mine? Because I found a random rock formation and didn't get an "obliterate" prompt.