omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

"Is hackers noob's??" Is this even English? Anyway, yeah, they're all stupid in their own special way.

This^ someone just stole it. Sorry! That's DayZ for you. I just got a bicycle, and I fully expect it to be gone by the time I wake up tomorrow. You have to hide vehicles really well or barely inside the map. Bicycles are easy to hide, just plop them on their side in a pine tree and they practically disappear! EDIT: Wow, Inception., our signatures look so similar. One of us should change colors. I don't care who.

WHO IS CORRECT HERE!? ALSO, PLEASE ENJOY THIS PICTURE OF A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST

BITCH GOT PWNED

PDW, because it's another automatic weapon. Automatic weapons are good.

I pretty much want it to show off, because when I get one, I will have every piece of gear in the game. Reason why I picked up two Satchel Charges. One to keep, one to trade for a radio. I don't know how I'm going to get a car, though. Probably steal it.

Wrong section, wrong forum, wrong mod, wrong game. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PEOPLE. IF YOU WANT HUNGER GAMES, GO MAKE A MOD YOURSELF. THIS ISN'T DAYZ.

*old man voice* Back in my day, a bandit was someone who held other players at gunpoint and stole their stuff, not some pussy with an AS50 killing people in Cherno

Not unless you want it that way.

Go to hell, you AS50ers aren't going to get me! 2 months I've lasted, and I can honestly say, COME AT ME BRO

Not an experiment, not a test, nothing. See? Being a "bandit" finally has balanced downsides, and being a hero has its upsides. Bandits get shot on sight, and heroes are bulletproof. Let's go, rocket! :thumbsup: (no sarcasm)

Tentception

Common goals in DayZ (not in any particular order, or goals that HAVE to be followed): Acquire hatchet + matches + hunting knife + water bottle Acquire gun + ammo Visit NWAF Visit Stary Sobor Acquire helicopter Survive as long as possible

The ultimate goal of this game isn't PVP...

I already had two frags on me from a month ago. I decided that this was the best time to use them, as Satchel Charges would have blown up the bridge above and all of the tents, which isn't what I want. As someone mentioned, I did it solely to bother whoever put work into spawning this. And publicly announced where exactly the camp was, making it even more of a problem for the hacker, as they have to fend of waves of looters. I understand what you mean, but if there's some beans (and my water bottles that I forgot, damn it) that some newspawn in Kamenka can get to make his gameplay experience better, I say let it be. If there were any cars, I would have taken one for myself, though. lol Anyway, server is back up. Someone check, and if it's not there, then /thread.

I was going to open a thread about this myself; I wasn't sure if I should stick with my Ghillie Suit or not. I decided that hero skin is the way to go. Every time I pass someone when I have a Ghillie Suit, they assume I'm bad and start shooting. Almost at the hero skin, but I'm almost certain that I'll get shot much less with it. TL;DR: Hero skin

There were six Satchel Charges when I got there, I took two. Should still be four left. Also, it seems like the camp owner got word about this. THANKS FOR THE SATCHEL CHARGES AND SD AMMO YOU HACKING PIECE OF SHIT

Come back later, it'll still be there

The problem is that what you described is what rocket is trying to overcome. He's trying to defeat the whole "it's just a game" mentality. And I'm all for his ideas.

LOL You're still angry? Calm down, bro. Also, you didn't read the post, dumbass. "The server is empty as of right now, everyone left for some reason" I left too. Empty servers = no bueno. Obvious troll is obvious. No more food for you.

Updated, seems that Doc Nasty is going to get there first.

That's cool, but that's not banditry, that's murdering. I'm sure it would be interesting to see, I wish you took a video! But again, this isn't banditry.

I also want to be able to break off a fence post and use it like a bat. There are already millions of fences in the game.

I like it. Things to be added under medical: ABILITY TO OVERHEAT: Not drinking enough water/long periods of running would cause this Can be countered by staying in the shade and indoors Player passes out if overheated, can be revived with the aforementioned Defibrillator, but only if player has heart attack, rather than just passing out Revival from overheating takes a while to cool down, as well as a few bottles of water/cans of soda Easy to implement, just make the thermometer icon go red, and when flashing red, player passes out As soon as thermometer starts to flash, player passes out. Would encourage players to drink water to prevent that. Because let's be honest, if you're having a heatstroke, you don't go "Oh no, I'm blinking. Better drink some water so I don't pass out!" No, you would just pass out Dehydration + Overheating would lead to blood loss, eventually leading to death When thermometer meter starts to get redder, player running speed decreases exponentially, as well as panting, which would lead to wheezing, which can be heard by players and zombies Once meter is returned to the green zone, player is returned to normal I'm surprised that this isn't already in the game, because it's already possible to get cold. Why can't I get hot when it's daytime and I'm running endlessly and not drinking water unless I'm dying of dehydration?

How about things like .22s? No more military weapons. More household weapons/rifles.