omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

Yesterday, I found a hoarder camp here. All the vehicles were destroyed, just my luck, and even the bicycle was destroyed. How this was managed, I don't know. Anyway, I spent the better part of two hours running around looking for scrap metal and tires. Found first tire and scrap metal in Zelenogorsk, but I had to go all the way to Komarovo to find the second wheel. The server restarted on my way back, but when I returned to the bike's location, it was still where I had saved it. I fix up the bike, and take off. I move the bike to here, lie it on its side in a pine tree, and even spent a few minutes re-adjusting it until it was completely hidden. You had to be standing right next to the tree for the prompt to appear. Even with NVGs, it was impossible to see from any distance. I lie down in the same tree, right next to the bike, save it, and log out. Today, I log in to find the bike MISSING. I have proof that it saved through the server restart, and the chance of someone running along right next to that specific tree and seeing the prompt and taking the bike is so small, it's not even worth considering. I returned to the hoarder camp site, hoping to find any evidence of what happened. Nothing. The camp was gone. So who do you think is responsible for moving my bike? Hacker, hoarder, server, or extremely lucky traveler?

Satchel Charges and/or a Ghillie Suit

I will never understand why everyone has to be an ass about vehicles in this game.

See my signature

http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/Radio I guess it has been removed. Find me a hacked one.

Radio.

GangstaZ

PM me, I'm close to that and have an epi pen and bandages and morphine and a blood bag.

More like a diseased cough full of problems...while the idea of DayZ is new and genius, people ruined it.

I've played the multiplayer, and the campaign, and ArmA 2 is, as someone once mentioned, a "dad game". Pretty much something dads play in their free time. Doesn't really spark my interest. But I can say that I've tried it. I got about halfway through the campaign.

Hell, I've shown it before, I'll show it again. I have no fear of Mountain Dew! Never fear Mountain Dew!

Are you the one on US 2872 posting "Please help I have 2000 blood" on the map?

US 2872 (I like your signature, by the way)

All the vehicles I find are destroyed. Never found a helicopter EVER, despite my signature.

Cool, we should have this instead of still DayZ logo when on loading screens

You know? I THINK that I was the friendly player in the video. On my first life I picked up everything I could find, including bloodbags, and then found a crawling player saying that they broke their legs. I helped them, but then zombies came and murdered him, and I tried to run but got murdered too. If it wasn't me, then wow, someone did the same thing I did. Also, if his experiences are from the past month or so, then it wasn't me. But if they're from playing DayZ for a while, then yeah, it was me.

It's called a JOKE

Can I have your radio? D:

They hate us because we have huge penises EDIT: Except guy below me. I guess he doesn't want one.

Yes or No only please. I am wondering if camps and vehicles are outside of the map.

Found Northeast of NWAF

Waiting for just the right target for that one ;)

I'll give you a Satchel Charge if you get me a Radio.

M4A1 CCO SD because it's great for PvE, which is mostly my opposition.