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  1. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I'm done.

    Yes...your camp will be looted...your vehicles will be blown up....that's how the game works...reason why I don't have a camp.
  2. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I'm done.

    *yawn* NEXT
  3. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I need a satchel charge

    I'll trade you 1 satchel charge for 10 cooked meat, or 2 satchel charges for a helicopter (Yes, I'm serious. I'm low on food and helicopters.)
  4. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Ok I have had enough....

    I pointed it out because it bothers me, too.
  5. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    question

    Necrophilia
  6. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    question

    This thread is hilarious If sex is allowed, I should be able to relieve myself on that cow over there on that hill.
  7. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    how my 32 day char died.

    That's nothing, I killed myself by opening a port-o-potty door. Knocked me out, broke my legs, and I bled to death while passed out.
  8. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I haven't played in a few months

    It's not pretty.
  9. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Forum Trading Section?

    I'm lazy
  10. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Forum Trading Section?

    Error, must be logged in to do that. Make an account? Fuck. That.
  11. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Night time pointless? Gamma fix.

    This would be less of a problem if flares weren't such a hazard to use. If people stop instantly hunting down anybody with flares, then night time might be more playable. It still rains way too fucking much, so gamma all the way up at night is impossible because IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING RAINING. It's still too dark at night, we have the ArmA 2 engine to thank for that. I only started playing night servers once I got NVGs.
  12. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Make Death a Loss, Re: Tents, Inventory

    I don't even do this and I've already found a workaround. Have a friend go to the tent, take all the stuff out, give it to original tent owner. How about the player can't pick up any item that they used then died with? Applies to weapons, food, ammo, gear, etc. Also, player can't join same server for a few days.
  13. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    The God of War hates those who hesitate.

    Nice :thumbsup:
  14. Walked over a rock and my legs exploded, so I'd say <1 centimeter
  15. Holy. Shit. This TOTALLY hasn't been said before! Please, tell us everything you know about hacking, I really want to hear what the problem with it is!
  16. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Some things that ruin the realism of DayZ.

    That's a good one, actually. Being able to starve to death in a half hour, despite eating a full steak an half hour before
  17. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I want a bayonet on my gun.

    I love this thread
  18. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I want a bayonet on my gun.

    FLASHLIGHT + FLASHLIGHT + FLASHLIGHT + HATCHET + HEAD + HEADBOB = TANK
  19. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    I want a bayonet on my gun.

    If we can use the duct tape to attach flashlights to weapons, just think.... HATCHET + FLASHLIGHT = UNSTOPPABLE FLASHLIGHT + FLASHLIGHT
  20. Title. Never learned this, and it's not on DayZ wiki. Morphine: +50 humanity Epi-pen: +?? humanity
  21. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    Noob Question: How much humanity do Epi-pens add?

    Thanks, the in-game humanity meter was bugged, so I was trying to find out what my new humanity was. Any idea about Epi-pens?
  22. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    DayZ's Lone Wolf Medic

    Hello! After recently acquiring endgame gear, I've decided to not go hunt people, but to help. I will be a lone wolf medic, with no other help or support from other medics. I have plenty of medical supplies, antibiotics, and even a car to get around the map quickly. I am currently north of the North East AirField. So if you ever need help, send me a PM with what's wrong, your location, and what server, and I'll get to you as quick as I can! STATUS: UNAVAILABLE (Just hit Berezino hospital, fully loaded on medical supplies again.)
  23. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    DayZ's Lone Wolf Medic

    No problem. Just hit Berezino hospital, am now fully stocked again.
  24. omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

    tunguska in dayz

    Wow, did you really get SO angry, that not only did you angrily reply on here, you also sent me a rage PM saying the same thing? Sit down.
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