omgwtfbbq (DayZ)

Actually, I wish we could also draw on the paper. I'd put: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO and draw a stick figure guy in the middle. Duct tape it to a tree in the forest near Elektro so it is found

I write an overly-dramatic interpretation of whatever I was doing

I would assume ruined = dirty. Makes sense to me so far. I should still be able to use them though; if ruined it should have a small chance to not stop the bleeding and I would have to use another.

Well at least you didn't kill on sight without good reason (you tried their surrender)

Who the fuck gave OP beans?

He meant a stick of gum that was still in the wrapper, not one that was already chewed

Alternatively, for the long runs, there's this

Melee weapons have glitchy sounds, but the sound was too rapid for it to have been from the wrench/their weapon. It sounded most like an M4A1.

Make sure you double tap Caps Lock

The sound at 0:15 is someone else shooting

In real life if you die, your thought process isn't going to be "What killed me?", it's going to be "HOLY FUCK I AM DYING HOW DO I STOP DYING" So instant black screen works. "You are dead" clarifies to the players what happened, rather than black screen with no text. Leave as is.

Okay their response to you was bullshit; someone else shot and killed the person that attacked you

I prefer this over HURR DURR ALPHERRR

Threads like this have been made numerous times before, as it is something that everyone wants. Yes, we all want the game to be like the Walking Dead (also mentioned multiple times). Yes, there will be hordes in the future when zombies are properly optimized for large numbers. Their numbers will also likely increase at night.

Stop calling them bambis, that is retarded terminology.

You need to find a vibrator/fleshlight, found in civilian houses (rare). Alternatively, you can remove the battery from a flashlight, then combine it with tuna to create a fleshlight. If you need a vibrator, your flashlight can suffice but it will only temporarily solve the issue. You must find one in one of the houses.

If your character is holding the axe directly in front of their face like an idiot, you've found the animation for "lowering" your axe. Press spacebar to raise (return) it to normal position. I will never understand why they found this position as an acceptable lowering pose.

On a similar note...How long does a battery last if I leave the radio on and run around for a while?

Future of the mod? Alpha forever. Will never leave "alpha". Even though version 1.0 signifies completion, they still call it an alpha for some reason in version 1.8.1. The mod is complete, and they will just add stuff to it from now until the end of the project.

To some extent...you should carry whatever gun(s) that will be best in what you are going to be using it for the most (long range, CQB, medium range). However, if someone uses it correctly/has the correct attachments, any gun can be the best gun in any situation

Well now I know where to go to hunt people :]

OH FUCK HE CALLED YOU A DUMB POST

That is a plant.

It doesn't go away, does it? I've been running around all over the north. I played a few hours in the morning, ate a big lunch, then played a few more hours, then was hungry again for dinner before my character's stomach even digested anything. Apparently sitting on a computer for several hours makes you digest food faster than intense running while wearing thick clothing and several pounds of food/water/stuff. My character hasn't thrown up, but the "stuffed" meter doesn't go away no matter how long I wait. I even sat my character down with F3, went to do something else for ten minutes, and when I came back, nothing changed. At least I'm energized, hydrated, and healthy. I've seen these statuses for hours and hours, so I'm going to guess they aren't going away. A bug, I presume?